Perverted Wishes

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Zaer Darkwail

Quote from: Lirliel on September 07, 2007, 01:43:30 AM
Wish granted, the woman nearest to you receives magical powers and proceeds to cast Evard's Black Tentacles on you! :D :P

Hmmm, not so sure is it bad thing ;).

Wish granted, you meet Jarlaxle just when he knocks you unconcius and steals your clothes and wallet (he was nude btw).

I would wish that some my threads stories in Elliquiy could appear as three dimensional hologram in my bedroom.

Sethite

Wish granted. But it's forever and unable to remove. And your room is filled with shouts, moans and groans, 24 hours a day. Try to sleep or invite someone....

I wish to have my own harem of young, handsome guys.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Kalen

They're all gay.

I wish I could be responsible for world peace.

Lanzlo

Granted. You push this weird, red button, and start a geothermal nuclear war. Now, no one is fighting everyone else, because they're too busy trying to survive. And somehow, everyone knows it was you who pushed the button.

I wish to have my own young, nubile, willing female sex slave.

BK Geno

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Wish granted, but they have a wierd STD, and you die before you even finish your first carnal action with her.

I wish Bush would get what he deserves for all the 'reforms' he keeps passing.
Panic is ALWAYS an appropriate answer!

Sethite

Granted, Bush becomes leader of the World.  ;D

I wish I could dance and sing in the famous musical.
Truly, madly, deeply...

BK Geno

Wish granted, but the theatre burns down right before the first play, so no one ever watches you.

I wish that I had a piece of choclate cake right now, and no funny business! *glares at the genie*
Panic is ALWAYS an appropriate answer!

Zaer Darkwail

Wish granted, you get most delicious chocolate cake ever made in both past and future. You get even eat it and it is delicious, but you die on hearth attack when triplefolded sugar value in your blood gives you energy spike from eatting the cake.

I wish to go movie theatres to see movies whitout paying and it not being doned whit illegal methods.

Lanzlo

Wish granted. You now have lifetime access to the 'Theater of Horrors,' where all they show are the worst films ever produced. And you don't even have Mike Nelson to make them more palatable.

I wish that Judy Nails (http://www.myspace.com/judynails) was my Real Life girlfriend.

BK Geno

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Wish granted, Judy Nales, wanted for 6 counts of illegal parking, 5 counts of DUI, 4 counts of shoplifting, 3 counts of DWI, 2 counts of fenoly littering in Grand Arches national park, and 1 count of illegally purchasing a partirdge in a pear tree, is now your girl friend, and stalks you every where you go.

(Note, not a real person)

I wish, for a crisp, new, legally created, undamaged, no catches attached, American 2 dollar bill from 1950 was in my wallet. *Looks in wallet* I have a '51 and a '52, that would round out the collection.
Panic is ALWAYS an appropriate answer!

Sethite

Wish granted, but few minutes after someone steals your vallet.

I wish to be only child and heir of Bill Gates.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Sabby

granted. Just in his last years, Sony actually does something right and when you inherit Microsoft its worth nothing.

Sethite

You forgot about your wish...
Truly, madly, deeply...

Sabby

oh crap... I wish that I had Telekinisis

BK Geno

Wish granted, but you never figure out how to get it to work correctly, and can only pinch your own butt.

I wish that there were better games on RPoL.
Panic is ALWAYS an appropriate answer!

Zaer Darkwail

Wish granted but you are part of 'banned bad quality player' process so you are banned from Rpol altough Rpol's gamequality increased dramatically.

I wish I own all Xbox games, which all work and my Xbox+TV works also.

Lanzlo

Granted. However, all your controllers are non-functional.

I wish for phenomenal cosmic power.

Kalen

You get it.  Along with the tiny little living space.

I wish Buffy had never been cancelled..

Sethite

Wish granted, but Buffy turned into worst south american soap opera...

I wish I could read people's thoughts.
Truly, madly, deeply...

BK Geno

Wish granted, but you are accidently sentenced to life in prison without possiblity of parole, bail, or early release, and spend the rest of your live in a max security male prison, having to endure the males around you mentally raping you.

I wish that I owned my own planet. (no way to mess that up *challenge*)
Panic is ALWAYS an appropriate answer!

Lirliel

Wish granted, only after two years Hive Fleet Kraken (Tyranids 40k style) reaches your planet and proceeds to suck all the life out of it!

I wish I had a Rihanna clone..
"Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits."

"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."

BK Geno

Hm, they were a bit early.

Wish granted, but it has a flaw in the genetic coding, turning it into a serial killer, and since you are the owner, you are executed for its crimes.

I wish... I wish... I wish... I wish for a fish! *sorry! But it needed to be done.*
Panic is ALWAYS an appropriate answer!

Kalen

Then you get fish right on your dish. 

However, the fish in question is a live great white, and it eats you.

I wish I had superpowers.

Sethite

Wish granted! You have an ability to fly and superhuman strenght, but you can use them only when you're naked.

I wish I could being able to link my mind with my PC and internet.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Bliss

Granted. All the world's pornography and fansites download to your brain, leaving you twitching and drooling on the floor under your keyboard.

I wish I owned my house free and clear already.
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
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