Wish granting gone wrong!

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Sybl

Wish granted. The snow globe drops from your hand and you are exiled into the land of sunshine.  >:)

I wish it would stay warm all through the autumn.


Reagan

Granted, but the inclement warmth whips all the fall leaves into forest fires, decimating your hometown.

I wish it wasn't midnight here.

Sybl

Wish granted. However the sun forgets to come up and you are left in the dark.

I wish I had wings.

Zaphod

Granted but they are chicken wings. You can't fly but you can flap them nicely and run around.

I wish I had a faster laptop.

The Spazzy One

Granted, but it runs away. (I love puns, don't you? :P)

I wish I wasn't sick.

boegiboe

Granted, You won't throw up but unfortunately you are still bed ridden and still feel pretty awful. I think keeping all those germs inside your body rathen than throwing it up is making you feel worse...

I wish to have an enjoyable day tomorrow

Belle33

Granted, but tomorrow is today - and it's just about over - so I hope you enjoyed it while you could.

I wish I had a cuddle toy.

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Zaphod

Granted but it's a real toy. Heartless and cold. :P

I wish I knew what someone was thinking.

HansTrilby

With a spurt of genius-like knowledge the divine forces have granted you; A perceived invention to cross all minds of the world, you create. Unfortunatly, when placing the machine upon your crown and buckling up to not let it slip to the floor, it focuses the entire world into your mind. Their voices are intense but alluring. Pain and pleasure fufil you for the rest of your life as you sit listening to provoking thoughts.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
"I wrote your name upon the back of my hands, slept upon it then I woke up with it backwards on my face: Reading forwards from my mirror to my heart."

"Now, Watson, the fair sex is your department," said Holmes, with a smile, when the dwindling frou-frou of skirts had ended in the slam of the front door.

Mordred

Granted. Sadly, along with a letter in the mail. You've been let go.

I wish a minute of me sleeping would catch me up a full hour of 'needed' sleep.
*See Pillory*

Sybl

Wish granted. You get caught up on needed sleep, however you never sleep again.

I wish I was in California.

Kazuume

Granted! But there was a 8.0 earthquake just before you landed and everything is in shambles.

I wish my car was finally finished with all its custom work.
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

Sybl

Granted, but then you wreck it, and it was a waste.

I wish I had a coconut tree.

Kazuume

Granted but then the leaves fell off, it had no coconuts and it died.

I wish I had a banana split right now.
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

Sybl

Wish Granted, but it is wax. (a candle)

I wish I had a pizza.

Kazuume

Wish granted but it's a worm, grasshopper, and onion pizza.

I wish my bank account wasn't over drawn.
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

Belle33

Granted.  They've just decided to close it all together.

I wish I had your hair stylist's number.

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Zaphod

Granted but the stylist has a bad day and ends up doing an Edward Scissorhands on your hair. Chop chop snippety chop.

I wish I could blow a magic bubble.

Belle33

Granted, but the bubble only lasts a short time before it bursts. :(

I wish I had another day off tomorrow.

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Zaphod

Granted but they find someone else to take over your job and you are relegated to a much smaller role than before.

I wish I could make pain go away with just a touch.

Sybl

Wish granted. Sadly your fingers fall of, and you can't touch anyone.

I wish time would slow down.

boegiboe

Granted, time slows down to a standstill, but only for you. The things around you move so slowly that if you were to take one step, you would be moving so fast relative to the world that the air resistance would be so harsh that it would vapourise you.

I wish I could go to America and live in a little flat and go to a local coffee bar with my friends, just like in all those comedy sitcoms.

Sybl

Wish Granted. You move to America and the local coffee bar owner with your friends move to England.

I wish I could move to the country.

Dovel

Wish Granted~

Though when you get there you find everything has been covered over in strip malls.

I wish I had the next book in the series I am reading.
Now we live, tomorrow not
Enjoy your pleasures, lest they rot
Let not them pass this very day
For on the morrow regret may with you stay



FortunateTaboo

Wish granted. Turns out the main character either dies or lives, opposite of what you desired.

I wish for a banana split.
My Cravings thread.
My O/o's thread.
My A/a