How people find Elliquiy

[Lilac]

To the tune of Ghastly (and who hear doesn't read his comic?)

Search Strings

May
1 - That's right, just 1.  Somehow, I doubt there's a search engine that redirects 1 here, instead of being anonymized, but still.
  "Today's number is 1!  Let's look it up on the Internet mommy!"

June
lolicon illegal - Go away.  Both of you.
adult roleplaying - Welcome! ^_^
lolicon torture - For you, may you die a virgin, of cancer.
non consentual stories - If I didn't break up the sections, and Elliquiy was all you knew, you might wonder if there was any other kind.

July
adult roleplaying - Welcome again!
mature adult chatrooms - Adults, yes, but I have serious doubts about some of my membership's maturity.
mature couple gallery - I'm not sure if you would call any of the pairings in our gallery "couples"

August
1 - 1 was the number of the day on Sesame Street, again, I see.
lolicon forums - No.
lolicon image gallery - Can I say 'fuck off and die' here?

September
18th century naval tactics - "I wonder what naval combat was like before ironcla-OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD NOOOOOOOOO!"
lolicon - No!
anime vandren - Somehow, I doubt they found what they were looking for.
d - "Sesame Street says today's letter is d.  Let's go check it out Billy!"
lirliel - Someone has a fan club? ^_^
lolicon community image gallery - I think you should hook up with the next guy here ^_^
necrophillia - Since I imagine it's better when they're fresh.
vacple4chat - Someone wanted to find out where they've been, I see
vandren hentai - Again...

October
adult roleplaying forums - Welcome!
lolicon - Away with you all!
welcome to elliquiy! - ...that's my line ;_;
1 - If only this were actually true, I could start up a hate mail section ^_^
akiko organa - Leia had a Japanese kid and left her in modern Japan to join here?
celeco vision - "Ahh, memories, I liked my Coleco.  I wonder if there's an emulator out tOH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD NO!"
demons ashgard - Looking for a date?
hentai rpg's - Why yes, Exalted and Dungeons and Dragons are great hentai RPGs!
jim henson's labryinth dvd - "Remember Labyrinth, honey?  Let's see if we can find a place that sellOH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD NOOOOO!"
lolicon pictures - Pedo, meet necrophilliac
necrophillia - Again
roleplaying forums - Welcome, if we don't scare you off first ~_^
shall call it back to cancel half a line omar - You see some weird things in search engine logs O_o

November
vacple4chat - Three times.  I wonder if they've an aversion to bookmarking
bart like this when i good idea boss - Nothing good can come of such a search phrase
bizarre usernames - We have a few ^_^
bob and tom bulbous bouffant - "Time to check out on some good comedy.  Ooooer?"
bobtheblob - The only blobs here want women ^_^

[Elvi]

That took me a little while to get into the flow there, but it has really made me chuckle.....*grins*

[Celestial Goblin]

I'll risk spoiling a godesses mood and mention that when googling for 'Elliquiy' one of the first results is some 'big directory' page for the 'l' word.
It lists Elliquiy because the 'l' word appears in the disclaimer.
Sheesh.

Other than that, i so much wonder about the 18 century naval bit.
Really, could it be an inspiration?

[BigBlackGamer]

I'll insert a brief (if shameless) little plug here and list my own moderately-trafficked PBEM ad site as one way for GMs running games here to advertise and draw in additional victims...er, role-players...to Elliquiy.

http://s14.invisionfree.com/PBEMListings/index.php?act=idx