Random T.V. Quotes.

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Inkidu

An offshoot of Random Movie Quotes Just the T.V. version.

I thought you said the shoes didn't fit for cancer?
Wrong, I said the shoes didn't fit for testicular cancer. The shoes fit fine for lymphoma, except for Chase's shoes. His are just goofy.

-House.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Pumpkin Seeds

From Big Bang Theory

Leonard: We need to widen our circle.
Sheldon: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on myspace.
Leonard: Yes, and you’ve never met one of them.
Sheldon: That’s the beauty of it.

Inkidu

Lois a boat is a boat, but the mystery box could be anything... It could even be a boat!
Then why don't we just take the--
We'll take the box!

Family Guy.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Pumpkin Seeds

Roger the Alien: Is that a Chinese baby?
Stanley Smith: Sure is! Japanese, to be specific.

American Dad

Inkidu

If you need me I'll be in mine crapper.
*Floats over a little in the bowl, sighs"
I am always in mine crapper...

American Dad.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

theLeslie


  Large Cartoon Pilgrim - Begone foul pests and give me the bird!

  Yako - We'd love to, but the censors won't allow it.





Oh how I love Animaniacs.

Inkidu

I am Ludwig Von Beethoven, world-class pianist!
A what?
Pianist.
What?
Pianist! Pianist! Pianist!
Yako: Goodnight everybody!

Animaniacs
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Inkidu

God doesn't limp. --Gregory House

House.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Rhapsody

Ahh, House.  So many good quotes.  Here's another!

"And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows. Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe I’m too stoned to tell."
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Come to me, just in a dream. Come on and rescue me.
Yes, I know. I can be wrong. Maybe I'm too headstrong.

Lilias

'Do you know what would be the best way to wipe out all of human kind if you were a space alien with a special kind of mind ray..?..make all women telepathic. Because if they suddenly found out about the kind of stuff that goes on in our heads they would kill us all on the spot. Men are not people - we are disgustoids in human form'

Coupling (BBC)
To go in the dark with a light is to know the light.
To know the dark, go dark. Go without sight,
and find that the dark, too, blooms and sings,
and is traveled by dark feet and dark wings.
~Wendell Berry

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Inkidu

I've possibly got the greatest House quote ever. :D

House: "John! John we're going to find out what's wrong with you but first... have you ever appeared in any pornos!?"
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Inkidu

God House is just so funny!

House: Tell the pilot to dive until we can club baby seals out the window.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

theLeslie


  You're built to, I say you're built to low, son.  The fast ones go right over your head.  - Foghorn Leghorn

Inkidu

Hello Boston. Are you ready to huuuuumble yourself before God.
*Screams*
What have you all taken a vow of silence? Come on!
Give it up for the one, the only, his Holiness the Pope!

Family Guy.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

WyldRanger

Well, just remember, boys, this is America. Just because you get more votes doesn't mean you win.

-Fox Mulder
-The X-Files (season 8-Three Words)

Mordred

No soup for you!.............. Yeah, an obvious one... but one from a show I love. Seinfeld. :) Said by the dude that looks like Omar Sharif, who is commonly referred to as the 'Soup Nazi'.
*See Pillory*

Mithlomwen

"Save the Cheerleader....save the world..."  Heroes.
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

Mordred

"Whatchu talkin' about, Willis?"..... Different Strokes
*See Pillory*

Silk

"Monster!? tell me what would make you call a pretty young lady like me a mo-mo-monster!?"
"Oh come on you walk through fire, walk through walls, rip holes in the roof and can even fly!"
"Very good reasons but not good enough!"

-Tenchi muyo

Mordred

"Are you having a laugh?"    A show, within a show... "Extras"
*See Pillory*

Sonia

I love Seinfeld!  "Maybe the dingo ate yor baybee."

Mithlomwen

"Welcome to Fantasy Island.....-Fantasy Island...
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

mannik

Free WaterFall :"...If your hands start to get cold, just stick them between your buttocks. That's nature's pocket."
Leela: "I'm gonna go find Bender."
Free WaterFall :"Be careful he doesn't pick your pocket."

Futurama

jouzinka

"Son of a b****!"
"Careful, it's your mum too."

Dean & Sam Winchester, Supernatural.
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Mithlomwen

"Make it so number one..."  -  Jean Luc Picard Star Trek the Next Generation
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...