Fezzik's Rhyming Thread

[gaggedLouise]

If you wish to follow the girls and the monsters, it can be done here - off the fully public parts of the forum.

[Geil]

So, recovering just a little decorum

Lets warp this thread back to something light...

[Xandria]

Blue and green or red and white,

A marshmallow treat, to roast tonight

[icandor]

Shall we do it by firelight,
or dance around till we hit the ground?

[Xandria]

It matters not for in this realm, rampant silliness goes around,

Strange plots bizarre that make no sense, a penny for your thoughts?

[gaggedLouise]

Seven dwarves seated around the table, served beef and Sauerkrauts

Waiting for Snow White to return from bathing in the brook

[Xandria]

On a precious metal chessboard, one carefully placed rook

The King and Queen in jeopardy, a gleeful voice shouts checkmate!

[Geil]

The victory party prepares, come, please help me - there are too many balloons to inflate.

Now that that's done would you like a stiff drink, or perhaps just a nice cup of tea?

[Xandria]

A martini please, shaken not stirred, olives not two but three

Confetti, streamers and loud buffoons, a cacophony of folly

[Mordred]

But if you are a real good girl, for you there is a lolly!

If you are a bad one, I'm afraid it's to the big dark room!

[Xandria]

You think so eh? But what if I banish you with my nice big broom?

Pesky are vampires, stealthy and smart, but none can resist a clever jest

[Mordred]

But doncha think lots of bite marks make a fangy creature such a pest?

No worries here, I promise you.. for my bites are done with super skills

[gaggedLouise]

Catching a vampyrella, watching her transform, that is sure to induce thrills.

Black wings growing from her shoulder blades, we watch it quite aghast

[Xandria]

Until the crowd sees a little man, hobbling along in a bright orange cast

A dwarf, an elf, just what is he?  With those pointy ears it could go either way!

[Mordred]

By the scent of his inner blood, my guess is he is Fae!

Crafty souls, those magical folk, always plotting this and that!

[Xandria]

With stolen pixie dust, stashed inside his green hat

Fairy glamour weaves a spell, mischief and mayhem his favorite game

[Mordred]

Eyebrow wiggling, he scans the crowd.. "Can anyone guess my name?"

Teeth like daggers, with an air of danger, the impish creature waits..

[Xandria]

Brave gypsy girl does now step forward, she holds a bowl of dates

"Just one of these will bring such riches, beyond your wildest dreams."

[Mordred]

With a blur he takes both bowl and girl, "Now please, none of those screams!"

Many jumps from rock to rock, he takes her to his cave

[Xandria]

A warning glare and haughty tone, “I entreat you to behave!”

“Now listen up my little friend, you take me back this instant!”

[Mordred]

Jumping upon her back, he yells, "I might be the size of an infant!"

Yet a nibble he gives upon her ear, "Don't push me to my anger!"

[Xandria]

A stinging bite most unexpected, he falls because she’s stronger

Swatting to and fro she squeals, “Oh you cantankerous little ogre!”

[Mordred]

Under her legs the imp does run, "My name is Angry Mogre!"

"And you, my dear, with the tasty ear.. you are my bride to be!"

[Xandria]

Snatching him up by his velvet coat, she laughs with wicked glee

"And who pray tell will force my hand, you're dangling truly trapped!"

[Mordred]

Struggle he does yet to no avail, muffled sounds from where he's wrapped

"Would ye be interested, my pretty pet, to know of my mountain of Gold?"