Would you like me if I.....

Started by forbiddenfruit, July 22, 2011, 01:10:41 PM

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Belle33

Hmm... you didn't include an "if I", but I like you anyway.

Would you like me if I forgot your birthday :( 

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TheSorrow

my mistake :D

No D: Well. I'd like you but I'd have to forgive you first.. XD

If I got you a male stripper for your birthday?
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Elgor

Yes :) In fact I would like you if you brought a male stripper to my brithday -- but only if you tugged Belle along as well!

Would you like me if I invited you an C. for dinner?
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Belle33

*laughs* Now we know how to celebrate Pete's birthday!  *giggles* 

Hmm... who's C. ? 

Would you like me if I ate dessert first?

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Elgor

[C. = the adorable Camille above ....]

hey that would mean there's nothing left to spill for the mains!

Would you like me if I asked you to bring along your other male friend too?
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Belle33

I'd definitely like you if you let me tag along with Camille and Sorrow to your birthday dinner - add a male stripper ... and what an evening that would make!

Would you like me if I filmed the entire evening and posted it on youtube?  *grins*


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Elgor

I would love you for this, it would get you banned so quick ;)

Would you like me if I suggested to you a proper streaming site, to upload a video shot in a room with a large water bed with glass ceiling, camera pointed up at the ceiling, just yo and me on the bed, lights on, all night?
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Belle33

*tries to stop giggling but fails*  I would like you for suggesting it and making me giggle.

Would you like me if I admitted I've never experienced a waterbed?

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Anesa

I would definitely want a little peak inside the chest.....(I would be hoping to find some sex toys....  ;P  )


...prepared for you a yummy dessert...and then suggested....it be served on me?  ;)

Elgor

Yes, I would liek you, absolutely clean in fact   8-)

Would you like me if I invited you to my party?
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Kaelaun

Of course :)

....If I asked you to come to my Roller Derby bout?

Story Tale

Yes if I could play too :)

Hmm. Would you *censored* like me if *censored* cursed like a *censored* *censored* *censored* sailor?


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MasterMischief

Sure.  Some of my best friends are sailors.  Wait.  Did that sound servicist?

Would you like me if I used the word 'squee'?

Story Tale

Only if the only time you ever used it was while you glomped me.

... If I dropped your mp3 player in the ocean on accident?

BiRen92

... if I embarrassed you in public.  XD

Story Tale

You didnt answer mine *pouts*

But yes, I would still like you, as long as it was funny :P

... if I picked you up from work with _______ music blasting? (fill in the genre that annoys you the most)

BiRen92

Oh sorry I misunderstood the rules...  -_-

Yes I would still like you if you played death metal blasting (the only thing I don't listen to).

...forgot to bring my wallet while we went out to eat?

Kazuume

depends on the prearranged agreement of who was paying.  XD


dropped you off at the wrong building and drove off without my cell phone being in the car?
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stellastar

no, I would think you didn't care

scolded you for leaving me stranded?
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selfexiled

depends on the scolding

...if we went to a bar and I dedicated a kareoke song to you even though I sing horribly
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stellastar

yes! but don't do it too often

If I ask you an impossible question?
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selfexiled

Maybe, depends on how you define impossible.

...if I decided to take you out for the evening, but first took you to a store to pick out one brand new complete outfit for it with no cost limit?
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stellastar

of course!

what if I took you at your word and spent a lot!
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indethicus

Not my word but if you spent a lot then I probably wouldn't like you as much,

Would you like me if I never wear underpants?

stellastar

even more!  ;)

would you like me if I had a loud voice?
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