Breakup with the person above you!

[TheLegionary]

It is over! Wait, I do not know you. How could it be over if it has not even started????

[Snapespersephone]

*walks up to him and frames his face with her smaller hands* "And I thought we had something good. Now you say you don't even know me?"

[cptBacon]

Wait, who's that guy. You promised you were done with this. I can't believe you were off with some muscle-bound dude while I spent so many nights waiting at home alone. This is over. I can't be around you anymore.

[Snapespersephone]

*turns to him and wraps her arms around him* "He is no one dearest you know your the only man for me."

[cptBacon]

That's so like you to say that. I can't trust anything that comes out of your mouth because I don't know how many things have been in your mouth. I'm leaving.

[Snapespersephone]

"Fine just leave then. At least my other men know how to please me."

[cptBacon]

...I knew it.

[alextaylor]

You think you know everything, but all you do is make assumptions! We can't keep going on if you refuse to listen to me. I'm sorry.

[cptBacon]

If you had a single interesting thing to say, we wouldn't be in this situation. I'm not sorry. The door's behind you.

[himawari]

...*walks out the door without looking back*

[Sofina]

You don't respect me, it's over. 

[LordHarketh193]

It never started sweet heart.
I'm keeping the house, car and dogs goodbye.
Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.


(XD)

[Autumn52]

I know I broke up with you already...Get out, Go, Goodbye.
I can't take the heart ache of seeing you. You are so Hawt
I want to seeeeeee you, so leave before I change my mind
and molest you where you stand.

[LordHarketh193]

You should leave now the maid will be here in 10.
Don't forget the things you owe, there in the box to the left.
And i now shall not waste a tear on you.
Goodbye doll face.

[SpiralSpider]

You are a cold, heartless bastard, Lord Harketh!
I see you standing there with that repugnant, stuck-up stare.
You never thought I was anything near your level, so you don't deserve me.
I'd say 'goodbye' but I don't wish you anything 'good' to begin with.

This will be the last you hear from me.

[TheLegionary]

You are too competitive, posting all the time in the thread "Battle of the Sexes". Can't you stand that your boyfriend is simply better because he is an XY? You off!

[Nico]

Dude, you are so very awesome, but you keep cheating on me with all those hot studs in your avatars. I can't handle this. ;) We'll stay friends, promise.

[himawari]

baby, i am sorry. i just don't swing that way. ;)

[Finite True]

We had a good run, but I just don't think you're marathon material.

[Sofina]

I just don't get The full metal jacket look, your too cold hearted for me.

[cptBacon]

Sofina, I can't stand how you always turn your back to me. We're through.

[Blythe]

I'm sorry...but you are no longer the Captain of the bacon of my heart.

[Finite True]

No more fuzzy cuddlings. How about a pact of mutual survival instead?

[TaintedAndDelish]

Dear Finite True,

You may have noticed the absence of my stuff - the television, the hand cuffs, my clothes, our horse porn dvd set ( All 13 discs ) that we got from Kelly and Alex next door.  I need to get out and explore my ... other side. You know, the shameful dark side I told you about last Christmas? Yeah... THAT dark side. Well, I made a start - you could say that I acquired some new baggage, if you know what I mean.  Funny, the best deals always come in times of crisis. Ironic eh?

Sloppy red kisses, mascara tears and muffled screams,
Tainty

[LordHarketh193]

Well what can i say...

Your not my type, i prefer the dominate yet submissive ones.
Your not loyal.
Your not even intrested in anything i talk to you about, unless its bed related.
You never phone after 8.
You never call me love.
You never say those three words i long to hear.
And your so far up your own arse i think you've lost all sight of what you really want.
You know the tree outside i cut it down because you loved it more than me.
The flowers i destroyed because you spent too much time with them.
I was jellous because you never gave me time.

Now you've lost everything.
You should change your name to homless and a prideful man.
Your bags outside get gone.