Last thing you copied.

[GlompNinja]

Self explanatory, paste the last thing you copied in here.

I'll start: "With cordite in the air, splintered steel, shell casings and powder burns, there’s only one explanation...., Smokin’ Guns."

[Beguile's Mistress]

*my strong arms encircle my fair lady's slim waist, pulling your body against mine as my lips capture yours in a long ardent kiss full of the passion that makes my heart thunder for my lady love whilst I kiss you a long slow and very sweet good morning*

[Senti]

A friend of mine, a porcupine,
Went up in a balloon.
He sailed it here, he sailed it there
He sailed it nearly everywhere,
Except, perhaps, the moon.

He sailed with ease across the seas
An inch above the waves
And only joked at getting soaked
At which an ancient codfish croaked
"How nicely he behaves!"

He sailed it rough, with snarling tough
Wild animals below,
He sailed it blind, and tried to find
Some gentle things who lived behind
The sunset's rosy glow.

He sailed it hot, above a lot
Of scorching desert sand
He sailed it cold, as I've been told
Where crowds of happy penguins hold
Their flippers hand in hand

He sailed it high beyond the sky
And then I must explain
A spiky spine of porcupine
Popped his balloon so proud and fine
And brought it down again

[GlompNinja]

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/andrea-awkwardfamjpg.jpeg

[Duncan]

you have 3200 messages, none of which are new.September 28, 2009, 16:33:19
Time logged in: 33 days, 2 hours, 59 minutes

[GlompNinja]

In France, a young ambient musician by the name of Charles undertook an interesting new project. He was going to record the sound of himself sleeping, and release it under the name 'La Nuit' (The Night). Charles lived alone in a rural area, which would remove things like car alarms, traffic, and such from being recorded. He planned his project for many months, acquiring the sensitive equipment to capture all outside noises as well as his own during sleep.

Finally, on the 27th of September, he decided to execute his plan. He set up all his equipment, and fell at sleep at midnight.

The next day Charles reviewed the recording. For the first hour, the recording played his own tossings and turnings as well as some distant dog barks and a few car alarms (So much for his plan to distance himself from cars). These continued throughout the 2nd hour as well, until Charles heard something that horrified him.

For at exactly 3 hours and 24 minutes in, the recording played the sound of his bedroom door opening.

[GlompNinja]

O Rly: ^Vampires don't eat flesh, smart one.

Anonymous2: ^He actually ate Luke Valentine, smart one...
Maybe you should think before writing.

Anonymous3: That may be true but does Alucard know that?
I mean. He fucking ate Luke and Rip!
Also Incognito in the old anime ate that little vampire girl.
So what's up with that?

O Rly: Anons 2/3: Not in the form of a vampire, dumbfuck. That was his hellhound/shadows.
And Incognito is a monster. DURR!

Do some research the next time you decide to start something.

Anonymous4: <- 3
Since the hellhounds are part of his body, 'he' ate Luke. I didn't say anything about his 'form'.
But he also ate Rip and there were no hellhounds.

Also Incognito IS a vampire even thought he is.. well... misshapened.
He has the title of 'the true undead' just as Alucard carries the title of 'the true immortal'.

In addition, calling Incognito a monster is quite cheap since Alucard calls himself a monster.
And Alucard is definitely a vampire.

Just my opinion >:O

Anonymous5: Admittedly, Anon here is pretty accurate in his argument. Technically speaking, he did eat them. And, according to REAL vampire lore, vampires ate flesh as well as drink blood. It was only relatively recently in history that they were these stupid, romanticized creatures hardly worth calling monsters. (fortunately Alucard's rage fits make up for it)

Anonymous6: <- 3&4 @Anon5
They are acually eating flesh in some lore?
I honestly never heard of that. (except for the very few storys in which Vampires and Werewolves are the same ...)
But it would explain the fact Alucard is eating his opponents.
Do you have a proof for what you said? I'm quite interested.

Anonymous7: Anon 5 typing: Well, you CAN find it if you look. For me, I come from a Slavic family on my father's side, and my grandmother would tell stories passed down. (they came over during WW2) If you want something set in stone like a book, or some kind of record, that'll be a lot harder to find, but I WILL do my best, and I'll check back here.

Anonymous8: <-3&4&6 (I have to make an account...)
Ok, Thanks a lot.
I'll check back later then.
...
*sigh* A quite serious discussion about vampires at a pornsite... under a Girlycard picture...
that's sooo /b/-tarded >:D

scorp76: Hahah he ate her to she can be his familiar... they mention in the manga that he uses his shadow powers to eat so the hellhounds r just another form of his shadow power.

Anonymous9: <-3&4&6&8 (That's it... I'll create an account soon...)
I think that Alucard devours the soul of everyone he kills and that every soul is one of his many eyes when transforming.
(Think about what he said to Dandy aka Tubalcaine.
Also, he was quite pissed after the SWAT-guy shot himself...)
And with enough souls he can form hellhounds.

Also, I've red somewhere that everytime Alucard gets killed one of the stored souls dies instead and that that's what makes him immortal.

Anonymous10: This image is just ALL sorts of fucked up. I was laughing so hard

[The Joker]

BLAM!

[Beguile's Mistress]

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[GlompNinja]

The following information is meant for the website developer for debugging purposes.
Error Occurred While Processing Request
An exception occurred when setting up mail server parameters.
This exception was caused by: coldfusion.mail.MailSessionException: An exception occurred when setting up mail server parameters..

The error occurred in C:\websites\godsoftime\include\functions_client.cfm: line 16
Called from C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm: line 185
Called from C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm: line 173
Called from C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm: line 6
Called from C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm: line 1
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Called from C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm: line 185
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Called from C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm: line 185
Called from C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm: line 173
Called from C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm: line 6
Called from C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm: line 1

14 :
15 : Username: #arguments.playername#
16 : Password: #arguments.password#
17 :
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Resources:

    * Check the ColdFusion documentation to verify that you are using the correct syntax.
    * Search the Knowledge Base to find a solution to your problem.

Browser      Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9.0.7) Gecko/2009021910 Firefox/3.0.7
Remote Address      114.129.140.235
Referrer      http://www.godsoftime.com/register.cfm
Date/Time      20-Mar-09 08:22 AM
Stack Trace
at cffunctions_client2ecfm1964243824$funcEMAILWELCOME.runFunction(C:\websites\godsoftime\include\functions_client.cfm:16) at cfregister2ecfm193775216._factor0(C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm:185) at cfregister2ecfm193775216._factor8(C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm:173) at cfregister2ecfm193775216._factor9(C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm:6) at cfregister2ecfm193775216.runPage(C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm:1) at cffunctions_client2ecfm1964243824$funcEMAILWELCOME.runFunction(C:\websites\godsoftime\include\functions_client.cfm:16) at cfregister2ecfm193775216._factor0(C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm:185) at cfregister2ecfm193775216._factor8(C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm:173) at cfregister2ecfm193775216._factor9(C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm:6) at cfregister2ecfm193775216.runPage(C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm:1) at cffunctions_client2ecfm1964243824$funcEMAILWELCOME.runFunction(C:\websites\godsoftime\include\functions_client.cfm:16) at cfregister2ecfm193775216._factor0(C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm:185) at cfregister2ecfm193775216._factor8(C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm:173) at cfregister2ecfm193775216._factor9(C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm:6) at cfregister2ecfm193775216.runPage(C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm:1)

java.io.IOException: There is not enough space on the disk
   at java.io.WinNTFileSystem.createFileExclusively(Native Method)
   at java.io.File.checkAndCreate(File.java:1704)
   at java.io.File.createTempFile(File.java:1793)
   at coldfusion.mail.MailSpooler.postSpoolMail(MailSpooler.java:1278)
   at coldfusion.mail.MailSpooler.storeMail(MailSpooler.java:701)
   at coldfusion.tagext.net.MailTag.doAfterBody(MailTag.java:720)
   at cffunctions_client2ecfm1964243824$funcEMAILWELCOME.runFunction(C:\websites\godsoftime\include\functions_client.cfm:16)
   at coldfusion.runtime.UDFMethod.invoke(UDFMethod.java:418)
   at coldfusion.runtime.UDFMethod$ArgumentCollectionFilter.invoke(UDFMethod.java:324)
   at coldfusion.filter.FunctionAccessFilter.invoke(FunctionAccessFilter.java:59)
   at coldfusion.runtime.UDFMethod.runFilterChain(UDFMethod.java:277)
   at coldfusion.runtime.UDFMethod.invoke(UDFMethod.java:192)
   at coldfusion.runtime.CfJspPage._invokeUDF(CfJspPage.java:2471)
   at cfregister2ecfm193775216._factor0(C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm:185)
   at cfregister2ecfm193775216._factor8(C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm:173)
   at cfregister2ecfm193775216._factor9(C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm:6)
   at cfregister2ecfm193775216.runPage(C:\websites\godsoftime\register.cfm:1)
   at coldfusion.runtime.CfJspPage.invoke(CfJspPage.java:196)
   at coldfusion.tagext.lang.IncludeTag.doStartTag(IncludeTag.java:370)
   at coldfusion.filter.CfincludeFilter.invoke(CfincludeFilter.java:65)
   at coldfusion.filter.ApplicationFilter.invoke(ApplicationFilter.java:279)
   at coldfusion.filter.RequestMonitorFilter.invoke(RequestMonitorFilter.java:48)
   at coldfusion.filter.MonitoringFilter.invoke(MonitoringFilter.java:40)
   at coldfusion.filter.PathFilter.invoke(PathFilter.java:86)
   at coldfusion.filter.ExceptionFilter.invoke(ExceptionFilter.java:70)
   at coldfusion.filter.ClientScopePersistenceFilter.invoke(ClientScopePersistenceFilter.java:28)
   at coldfusion.filter.BrowserFilter.invoke(BrowserFilter.java:38)
   at coldfusion.filter.NoCacheFilter.invoke(NoCacheFilter.java:46)
   at coldfusion.filter.GlobalsFilter.invoke(GlobalsFilter.java:38)
   at coldfusion.filter.DatasourceFilter.invoke(DatasourceFilter.java:22)
   at coldfusion.filter.RequestThrottleFilter.invoke(RequestThrottleFilter.java:126)
   at coldfusion.CfmServlet.service(CfmServlet.java:175)
   at coldfusion.bootstrap.BootstrapServlet.service(BootstrapServlet.java:89)
   at jrun.servlet.FilterChain.doFilter(FilterChain.java:86)
   at coldfusion.monitor.event.MonitoringServletFilter.doFilter(MonitoringServletFilter.java:42)
   at coldfusion.bootstrap.BootstrapFilter.doFilter(BootstrapFilter.java:46)
   at jrun.servlet.FilterChain.doFilter(FilterChain.java:94)
   at jrun.servlet.FilterChain.service(FilterChain.java:101)
   at jrun.servlet.ServletInvoker.invoke(ServletInvoker.java:106)
   at jrun.servlet.JRunInvokerChain.invokeNext(JRunInvokerChain.java:42)
   at jrun.servlet.JRunRequestDispatcher.invoke(JRunRequestDispatcher.java:286)
   at jrun.servlet.ServletEngineService.dispatch(ServletEngineService.java:543)
   at jrun.servlet.jrpp.JRunProxyService.invokeRunnable(JRunProxyService.java:203)
   at jrunx.scheduler.ThreadPool$DownstreamMetrics.invokeRunnable(ThreadPool.java:320)
   at jrunx.scheduler.ThreadPool$ThreadThrottle.invokeRunnable(ThreadPool.java:428)
   at jrunx.scheduler.ThreadPool$UpstreamMetrics.invokeRunnable(ThreadPool.java:266)
   at jrunx.scheduler.WorkerThread.run(WorkerThread.java:66)

[Ket]

https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=46958.0

[Kazyth]

Once that goes through you can type in /ns id YOURPASSWORD  This will identify you as the account holder - you'll need to use this command each time you sign on to irc.

[Saerrael]

[GlompNinja]

The World's Easiest Quiz (with the answers below)

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October evolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what nimal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) What country do Chinese gooseberries come from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ


1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2) Ecuador.
3) From sheep and horses.
4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5) Squirrel fur.
6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7) Albert. When he came to the throne in 1936 he respected the wish of
Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8) Distinctively crimson.
9) New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.

[Reverend Bonobo]

SUB POP 200 - STEVEN JESSE BERNSTEIN - COME OUT TONIGHT

[Secretwriter]

[godmoding permitted by Jack’s puppeteer to move the thread]

“Yep, really.” She smiled, content that she was doing the right thing. “Um. I’ve just got to get…” She trailed off as she looked at the list. “2% milk, eggs, cheese, and lunch meat for my parents for work.” She smiled. “If you’ll get the milk and eggs I’ll get the bread and the stuff for their sandwiches.”

He went to get what she asked and soon she’d gotten what she needed. The wait in line was the worst part but within twenty minutes after she was buckling the seatbelt. “Buckle up, please. I don’t like breaking laws.” She smiled as he did and put the car in reverse.

After carefully exiting the parking lot she drove the three miles to her home and took the groceries out of the trunk. “I won’t be long, I hope you’re not uncomfortable. Would you like a soda or something while you wait?” She smiled as she paused by the passenger side door and got his answer before she headed inside.

In the kitchen she put away the items needing refrigeration and started to put the dry goods away when she heard a knock. She opened it and was slightly worried. He needed to use the bathroom? “Sure, come on in. Bathroom is down the hall, third door on your right.”

She was nervous about him being in the house and kissed her grandfather’s forehead when she passed back through. “Just giving a guy a ride home,” she said softly, suddenly realizing that he didn’t have any groceries. Why would he walk to the grocery store and buy nothing? That worried her more but she said nothing so as not to worry her grandfather. She went back to finish putting the food away.

[GlompNinja]

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/181806?search=Weighted_Companion_Cube NSFW

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Omfg. I can't stop laughing. Best image ever.

[Shiri]

lol
<img src="http://squiby.net/view/965268.png" border="0">
Click Me!

[Butterflykiss]

ibuprofen

[Saerrael]

...I really share too many pictures on the web.

[Dizzi]

https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=48073.0

:P

[GlompNinja]

---FILLER---

[Beguile's Mistress]

I wish I could understand what brought the two of us together

[GlompNinja]

SHE walks in beauty, like the night   
  Of cloudless climes and starry skies;   
And all that 's best of dark and bright   
  Meet in her aspect and her eyes:   
Thus mellow'd to that tender light            5
  Which heaven to gaudy day denies.   
One shade the more, one ray the less,   
  Had half impair'd the nameless grace   
Which waves in every raven tress,   
  Or softly lightens o'er her face;     10
Where thoughts serenely sweet express   
  How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.   

And on that cheek, and o'er that brow,   
  So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,   
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,     15
  But tell of days in goodness spent,   
A mind at peace with all below,   
  A heart whose love is innocent!

[GlompNinja]

    what's really off-putting in this is the fact most of the witches died on the smoke before being actually burned by the fire.

    Theres this one extremely sadistic burning method, which the spanish used on mayan prisoners (if they didn't want to feed them to their dogs and watch it this time).

    They strapped the hapless victim on to the ground, limbs tied to 4 different poles. then, they lit a bonfire on his legs. After the legs were charred black, they would proceed upward, until the victim was dead. Sometimes this method took more than a day to kill one.

    History, something gurofans really should learn more about.