Breakup with the person above you!

[Defiance]

*sigh*

Elunari... you're covering up the goods.

And that... is not good.

Your things are on the lawn.

I'm sorry.

[Emmaline]

Defiance,
At first? The cape was cool.
Using it as a towel after your shower, hey, it saved me laundry.
But wearing that hat to bed is just too weird.

Ta ra

[Oreo]

Emma you keep taking my striped stockings, I want them back or I'm leaving you.

[Greg MD]

Oreo, I'm sorry----well no, I'm actually not sorry. I'm leaving you for Nutter Butter.

[Defiance]

Greg...

If I'm going to be gay for any MD, it shall be House.

And you, my friend, are not him.

I hope you understand.

[Greg MD]

You can't leave me! I'm leaving you, because you don't believe I'm Gregory House.

[minkflavoredcheese]

Your delusions have finally proven to be the one thing about you I cannot forgive.

I want you gone. The papillon stays with me.

[Greg MD]

Take the mangy little mop. All he did was bark anyways. And I've had it with you! I've always preferred cheddar to mink.

[Duncan]

I'm sorry your just to new for me. 

[Isabella Vaasco]

I cant believe you dont like new....
All you kept saying last night was that new was the new awesomesauce..
Its alright thought your no Brad Pitt....

[Duncan]

I'm sorry but when you broke out the new and came dressed like a cowboy with staff infection I had to sy no.  It' s over.

[Isabella Vaasco]

You told me it was a western epidemic theme...I'm out!

[Greg MD]

You use phrases like 'awesomesauce'. That's just too cool for me. I can't handle your awesomeness. Farewell.

[Isabella Vaasco]

I thought M D stood for Mad Doctor. I cant take the pressure of you always trying to find my pulse. I have to leave  you. But I'm keeping the reflex hammer for sentimental value.

[Mistress Maro]

I can't be with you because.. Well your my shadow, I mean your always around. I just think you should stalk someone else.

[Oreo]

Sorry Maro, I'm more interested in finding someone that want's to watch my butt more than their own, it's over.

[Corinthi]

Oreo, I'm sorry sweetheart, but the constant questions about your butt are driving me mad. How many times do I have to say it's a beautiful backside before you accept it? Frankly, your lack of butt confidence has driven me away.

Goodbye. I'll miss your butt.

[minkflavoredcheese]

Your love for your sister is enticing, but I feel like you love her more than me. Good-bye.

[Skye]

I thought I liked the taste of Mink flavored cheese. *Shakes head* I don't. I'm sorry...maybe you'll find a mouse that can handle the smell and...I have to go. *Holds nose and runs.*

[Izu]

It must be something in the air around you, Reign... Sorry... but I'm gay too... Unless you are some shape-shifting demon who can turn male... well... it won't work.

[KittieShaufer]

I'm sorry Izu, but you are competition. I can't be with someone who keeps beating me to all the cute guys. And last night when you tried to have me declawed, straw, camel. I'm taking the scratching post, you can have the sofa. I got my fun out of it.

[Darius]

Oh kittie, kittie, kittie,  I'm sorry, but the littler box has to go, and you're going with it.  We're through.  Can you please take all those hairballs under the couch with you?

[Greg MD]

Darius...I might have been able to tough it out an other few months if you kept your clothes on, but everytime I saw you I was reminded you were a guy. It just doesn't work for me.

[Corinthi]

I'm sorry Greg, I tried. I wore the wig, I wore the heels, I wore the skirt and the push up bra. But then, the moment came when I was looking up into your eyes as I ran my hands up the inside of your thighs and.... Well...

There's no nice way to say what I didn't feel. If I'm going to cross dress for a guy, he needs to be hung. Sorry, we're through.

[Oreo]

I'm sorry Corinthi, but I can't take any more of your tickling fetish. I mean how am I suppose to get aroused if I can't stop laughing? It's over!

(By the way, love the Avatar)