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stormwyrm

#175
March 19, 2021, 01:47:31 PM
If there is such a phenomenon as absolute evil, it consists in treating another human being as a thing.
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Oreo

#176
March 19, 2021, 02:40:30 PM

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and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

Beguile's Mistress

#177
March 19, 2021, 02:44:35 PM
Ain't that the truth! :-)

Oreo

#178
March 19, 2021, 05:54:20 PM
Quote from: Beguile's Mistress on March 19, 2021, 02:44:35 PM
Ain't that the truth! :-)
You too, huh?

It's driving me nuts.

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and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

Oniya

#179
March 19, 2021, 07:42:27 PM
There's a rubber thimble thing that they make that's good for paper - I've seen some cashiers using it.  Might work on those produce bags.
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Regina Minx

#180
March 19, 2021, 08:17:26 PM
Quote from: Oreo on March 19, 2021, 02:40:30 PM


I use the moisture from the lettuce on my fingers. Of course I have to buy the lettuce I just touched for finger moistening purposes.

Oreo

#181
March 20, 2021, 02:41:18 PM
Quote from: Regina Minx on March 19, 2021, 08:17:26 PM
I use the moisture from the lettuce on my fingers. Of course I have to buy the lettuce I just touched for finger moistening purposes.
That would work, but I can't eat lettuce. I should carry a moist towelette, but I'm doing good remembering my wallet.

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

Regina Minx

#182
March 20, 2021, 02:58:37 PM
Quote from: Oreo on March 20, 2021, 02:41:18 PM
That would work, but I can't eat lettuce. I should carry a moist towelette, but I'm doing good remembering my wallet.

Another wet vegetable would work. Broccoli, spinach?

Mithlomwen

#185
April 02, 2021, 01:35:35 PM
Quote from: Regina Minx on March 19, 2021, 08:17:26 PM
I use the moisture from the lettuce on my fingers. Of course I have to buy the lettuce I just touched for finger moistening purposes.

That's what I do too!  ;D
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Oreo

#186
April 02, 2021, 10:00:13 PM

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

TheHangedOne

#187
April 12, 2021, 06:35:32 PM
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Oreo

#188
April 12, 2021, 06:57:10 PM
ROTF and dies laughing

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She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

stormwyrm

#190
April 15, 2021, 02:57:53 PM
Next time someone says ivermectin or whatever cures COVID-19...

It's just as true for viruses in a petri dish as it is for cancer cells. Probably a great breakthrough for those with COVID of the petri dish.
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Haibane

#191
April 15, 2021, 03:39:04 PM
Does this cure anti-vaxxers as well?

Lilias

#192
April 16, 2021, 06:12:41 PM
In the Game of Needles, you win or you die (in about 1 case in a million).

To go in the dark with a light is to know the light.
To know the dark, go dark. Go without sight,
and find that the dark, too, blooms and sings,
and is traveled by dark feet and dark wings.
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stormwyrm

#193
April 28, 2021, 07:56:04 AM

More like 200 seconds.
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Sara Nilsson

#194
April 28, 2021, 10:48:59 AM
was about to say 200 minutes sounds way to much.

TheHangedOne

#195
May 04, 2021, 10:34:06 AM


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"In the ocean of knowledge, only those who want to learn will see the land."
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Haibane

#196
May 04, 2021, 12:22:47 PM
Love that second one. So very true... sadly.

Blythe

#197
May 04, 2021, 02:07:43 PM
Quote from: Lilias on April 16, 2021, 06:12:41 PM
In the Game of Needles, you win or you die (in about 1 case in a million).



That Pfizer one had me rolling in laughter. <3

Haibane

#199
May 05, 2021, 04:04:51 PM
Haha, lovely.
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