Genie Wishes

[LittleKitten]

You have one wish. What is it?
The person below you will have to turn that wish against you and show you it's dark side.

[Thorneblood]

I wish Little Kitten would turn into a Fifty Foot woman, then she would be called Big Kitten.

[LittleKitten]

*snorts* As a 50ft woman I can't find clothes that fit. Enraged by this, I destroy New York City

I wish to be able to speak to animals

[Thorneblood]

After a long conversation with different animals you learn that they talk in a manner similar to the average Twitter user.

I wish the sun was blue.

[GarthMarenghi]

The sun turns blue but so does every other object within the world, no different shades or tones just an ocean of the same colour blue leaving you completely blind.

I wish to control time.

[QuirkyFelicity]

Granted, but every time you change it from its normal state, you lose the amount of time you changed it off your amount of time left.

I wish I could shapeshift.

[Kinyo]

Granted, but you have no control on what you shape you take or when the transformation will take place.

I with that i could learn another persons knowledge by just touching them

[GarthMarenghi]

Granted, but the knowledge you take replaces your memories and personality.

I wish I could turn invisible.

[Kinyo]

Granted, but when your visible white or visible light will burn your skin.


I wish that i could summon an army of imps to wreak havoc on the world.

[TeacupTwink]

Wish granted, but the army of imps enslave you.

I wish I had a harem of gorgeous men.

[GarthMarenghi]

Granted, but they spend all their time staring into mirrors at their own reflections and are unable to look away.

I wish I had 4 arms.

[TeacupTwink]

Granted, you have four arms -- but no hands.

I wish I could shape-shift.

[Kinyo]

Granted, but you have no control on what you shape you take or when the transformation will take place.

I wish that i could be young forever.

[TeacupTwink]

Wish granted, you're young forever. However you're an infant who is unable to speak or walk.

I wish I was rich! Bring the money!

[Evil Tim]

Granted but the government takes 99% of your income in taxes.

I wish I had a soda.

[TeacupTwink]

Wish granted, but it's baking soda.

I wish I were approved lol

[Kinyo]

Granted, however there is no reply or post button on any page for you.

I wish that my boss was not an idiot.

[TeacupTwink]

Wish granted, but now your boss is an overly educated arrogant douche who cuts your pay to have more money for himself.

I wish I were famous.

[Jclaymore]

You become the most famous person in the world. however you'll never find any privacy, and anyone you meet is a fameleech

I wish for a hug!

[GarthMarenghi]

A zombie hugs you before biting down into your brains.

I wish for free electricity.

[GlompNinja]

Wish granted, you are given an abundance of free electricity, but it all is directed at your body, killing you.

I wish for scotch.

[GarthMarenghi]

Wish granted, every drink or liquid you touch/hold instantly turns to scotch even whilst wearing gloves.

I wish for a cup of tea.

[Jclaymore]

The genie grants you a cup of tea, however he neglects to tell you that it was brewed from a blend of the most poisonous plants that exist.

I wish that I am completely invincible to all damage. Physical, mental and emotional!

[himawari]

Granted. But you are the most boring person on the earth and everyone doesn't care about your powers. Totally ignored forever.

I wish I own the stars (in the sky)...

[Nexus1199]

Granted, but you must spend the rest of eternity taking inventory of them.




I wish I had a platypus-bunny

[TeacupTwink]

Wish granted, you HAD a platypus bunny. But it died when you were a baby, you can't even remember him and have no record of him existing.

I wish that I was the luckiest person in the world!

[Jclaymore]

Granted, you are really really lucky. In your own world, in your subconsciousness.

I wish that this wish granting genie will no longer corrupt my wishes.

[Nexus1199]

Granted, but as a result of the magic needed to cast the spell, you are a mute.




I wish that I had a million dollars in pennies.

[TeacupTwink]

Granted, but as a result of the magic needed to cast the spell, you are a mute.




I wish that I had a million dollars in pennies.

Wish granted, you have a million dollars in pennies - However they are on the ocean floor.

[Jclaymore]

Dude I wish you didn't forget to wish

[TeacupTwink]

Wish granted, however it's replaced with a wish you can't screw up.

I wish that turtles could speak.

[Evil Tim]

Granted, but they all speak like insult comics.

I wish for football season to be over.

[Nexus1199]

The soccer season stops, but as a result American Football shall be playing all year

[TeacupTwink]

I wish you didn't forget to wish.

[Nexus1199]

Granted but you now cannot remember anything past five seconds in the past.


I wish I had a sandwich

[Digeridew]

Wish granted, but it's a watercress and mayonnaise on tree bark sandwich.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Nexus1199]

Granted but your gills get slit in an illegal net


I wish I could run, run so far away

[Evil Tim]

Granted but you can never stop running.

I wish I could have a new Final Fantasy as good as 9 had been.

[Nexus1199]

Granted but the entire thing would be as sad as when Aeris dies in FF7

[Jclaymore]

I wish everytime someone forgets a wish that they get zapped by a nonlethal shock.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  You get zapped for dozens of past forgotten wishes.  The excessive voltage has given you a new, permanent, hairdo.

I wish to not be zapped.

[GarthMarenghi]

You're not zapped but the person right in front of you is, the bright thunderous flash leaving you blind and unable to tell if it's just temporary or permanent.
(That's the second person I've blinded in this thread so far..)


I wish to live forever.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  You have eternal life... as a rock.

I wish to not be blinded ever again.

[Nexus1199]

Granted, but time is reversed and you shall never become unblinded.




I wish could make a wish that could not be corrupted

[Daoine Sidhe]

Hm.  What shall I do now that I'm forever blind?  I need someone to be my seeing-eye person.

Wish granted!  Your wish cannot be corrupted.  However, the wish grants you absolutely nothing, and you will never have an incorruptible wish ever again.

I wish for a seeing-eye person.

[GarthMarenghi]

You're seeing-eye person suddenly appears before you, he's a small child with an irritating voice that loves to beg for every toy and item he see's and drags you around by the hand in a pushy manner through all the shops until he feels satisfied with what he has.

Spoiler: Click to Show/Hide

He never feels satisfied with what he has.

I wish to be a genie that corrupts wishes.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted, but you're not very good at it and end up giving people exactly what they want.  As a result of your failure as a true djinn, you are locked away in a tiny bottle the size of a penny for two million years.

I wish that my see-eye person was neither a child, nor annoying.

[Jclaymore]

Congrats.  You got married to a very possessive person who keeps you locked into his house because he is afraid of losing you.

I wish you developed a sixth sense which helps you to see

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  I use it to kill my overlord and being the systematic conquest of the entire solar system.

I wish for a perfectly ripened, non-rotten green olive that has been pitted, is not poisoned, is not made of (nor coated in nor surrounded by nor injected with nor otherwise containing) inedible and/or potentially (or definitely) dangerous materials of any kind (even those unknown to mankind), and can by no means be spared my hunger.

[Jclaymore]

Granted, but the olive tastes so good that no other food then that particular olive will ever satisfy you.

I wish I was forever 20 with my soulmate, without either of us being tortured or split apart for any reason

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  You are melded into one being, but with two minds that just can't seem to agree.

I wish there were more foods as perfect as the aforementioned olive that satisfy me, and are readily available for my personal consumption.

[Nexus1199]

Granted, but due to the perfection you lose the ability to taste and digest.




I wish I could control minds.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  You can control infants' minds, but only until they reach the age of being able to think for themselves, at which point they become capable of controlling your mind.

I wish for a ... "cuddle buddy," as it were...

[Amber Meave]

Granted, your life will be filled with cuddles that make you smile and cry unshed tears, healing you inside and out. But it will make the rest of your life quite complicated....walking, cooking, eating, gong to the gym, driving.....encircled by your buddies arms and legs.

I wish the confident powerful male that matches my submissive nature to find me...