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Started by Ellyssa, September 15, 2006, 11:50:39 AM

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Captain Maltese

You got your wish. Trouble is, it's completely full of christian country and the delete function is defect.


I wish I could organize a real life Elli orgy.

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Kalen

You do.. and nobody comes.  :P  (double entendre is HIGHLY intentional)

I wish that less filling actually did taste great.

Muff Diver

Granted, but all filling meals are lousy now.

I wish I was a famous romance novelist
My special kink list!

Captain Maltese

Congratulations, you are a famous romance novelist. So far you have written 180 novels about a small hospital. The same four main characters has been the center of all of them, and you are bound by contract to deliver another 220.

I wish there was an easy way out that didn't hurt anyone else.




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Muff Diver

Granted, but the easy way out was for anyone but you. Cue the slicing and dicing!

I wish I could change my gender at will.
My special kink list!

Maeven

Granted, but you are a sub and the Dom's will is the deciding factor.

I wish I could trade places with my dog.
What a wicked game to play, to make me feel this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of you.
What a wicked thing to say, you never felt this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to make me dream of you. 


The Cardinal Rule

WyldRanger

Granted, and now you have to drink out of a toilet bowl just to get water, and the dog walks you on a leash from now on.

I wish my friends lived closer.

Muff Diver

Granted, you now share the same room, bathroom, toothbrush and clothes from now on.

I wish I had kitty ears and a tail.
My special kink list!

Sethite

Granted, but you have alergy for cat's fur.

I wish I could fly.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Muff Diver

Granted, you're now a pidgeon.

I wish I was a champion kickboxer.
My special kink list!

Kalen

Sure thing.  But the braindamage alone keeps you from enjoying it.

I wish I had the time to write my novel.

Sethite

Wish granted. You wrote it but when finished, your dog came and ate it.

I wish I had a fashion house all for myself.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Kazae

Granted, just in time for the tax fraud to be discovered.

I wish the general public wasn't so damned ignorant.
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Yes, I'm probably over-thinking.  Yes, I'm going to continue over-thinking.
There are enough people out there running on autopilot;someone has to make up for those lost synaptic cycles, and it may as well be me.

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Seara

Granted, now everyone has reached a state of enlightment except you.

I wish that I could remember everything I ever learned.

ShrowdedPoet

Wish granted now you're dead and learning from the most brillant minds ever and since you are dead you never forget anything.

I wish I had a passion fruit iced easy suger herbal tea.
Kiss the hand that beats you.
Sexuality isn't a curse, it's a gift to embrace and explore!
Ons and Offs


Sethite

Wish granted, but it's literally iced and you can't even lick it because your tongue might froze.

I wish I could live in the northern part of Norway.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Captain Maltese

Welcome, you move in with me!  ;D Trouble is, you pay your part of the rent to me with sex.

I wish I had a lodger like that ;D

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Kalen

You do.. welcome to jail.  You're Bubba's little girl, now.

I wish that it were easier to lose weight.

Sethite

Wish granted. Your curent weight is 30 kg and your legs are to thin to made even single step.

I wish I could have longer hair without waiting.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Hunter

Granted but tomorrow it'll be down to your ankles and completely unmannagable.

I wish I had a frickin' job.

Lirliel

Granted, your a jizzmopper (I love Clerks) :P

I wish I could find a wallet with $5K in it!
"Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits."

"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."

Seara

Granted but it is in Peso's and no one will exchange it for you.

I wish that exercise didn't make so dang tired.

Sethite

Granted, but it's also not effective too.

I wish I had bigger library.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Maeven

Granted, but its in a language you cannot read. 

I wish the weekends were longer.
What a wicked game to play, to make me feel this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of you.
What a wicked thing to say, you never felt this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to make me dream of you. 


The Cardinal Rule

Captain Maltese

Now every day is a weekend day. Because you are out of a job.


I wish women would long for my touch.

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