Corrupt a wish

[Gypsywoman]

Granted...however you have to wake up twice as early the next morning.

I wish I could go on a vacation.

[Katie Moore]

Granted, you were given a plane ticket to the place you've been dreaming of but your plane crashes in the middle of the journey and you're the only survivor, alone in a castaway island....

I wish I have eyes that no longer suffer from myopia...

[Deamonbane]

Granted! You have the eyes. Just... not in your skull. Better put them on ice if you want a transplant. Also be ready to answer some awkward questions as to how you acquired those eyes.

I wish I could have a desk job.

[Gypsywoman]

Granted, but you find the job boring and not what you expected. Resulting you being more miserable then before.

I wish to be young again

[Countdown0]

Granted, but you will start life over again at birth, and you will remember EVERY detail.

I wish I had a pet elephant the size of a house cat.

[Silent Knight]

Granted, but it seems to attract hordes of mice to your home who just show up to scare it all the time.

I wish I could read a persons thoughts when I looked at them.

[Katie Moore]

Granted, but you'll only be able to read thoughts that are inconsequential and trivial... Good luck sorting that out ;)

I wish I can travel back in time...

[ImmortalForceuser]

Granted a starfleet tempral patroll would ban you from time

i wish the dragon balls from dbz were real

[Katie Moore]

Granted, the dragon balls are real but serve no real purpose other than decorations whatsoever.

I wish I know all the knowledge in the world.

[MaverickKane]

Granted, but the amount of information corrupts your brain and drives you insane. Your now the newest patient of a local mental facility with mutterings of the infinite knowledge you supposedly have obtained like pieces of a puzzle. One word here or there, doesn't make sense.

Wish I had some chocolate chip mint ice cream.

[CaptainNexus616]

Granted, but its expired and melted. DOUBLE WHAMMY.

I wish for....*clears voice as it grows raspy and deep* METAL GEAR!!!!!!!

[Left Palm of Saint Michae]

Granted, you're a Snake now. An animal.

Boy, I wish I could freely explore the multiverse!

[JustAlexander]

Granted!  But as you enter for the first time you slip and break your hand so badly you can never create art again.

I wish I could talk to my father more often.

[CassieBear]

Granted, but your father can't talk back, thus leading to very one-sided conversations.

I wish I still didn't have a week to work before vacation.

[CaptainNexus616]

Granted, its now the week after your vacation.

I wish for a legit one dollar bill.

[FreeElk]

Granted, it is a Jamaican dollar bill (and worth less than 1 US cent)

I wish I had more motivation to write.

[Mimetisme]

Motivation to write? Mm, consider it done, sweets.
Oh my, it seems you only can write in a language that cannot be translated.



I wish I had more Pumpkin Spice coffee.

[Deamonbane]

Granted! Now you have only pumpkin spice coffee. You'll never get tired of That, I wager!

I wish I could go home!

[FreeElk]

Granted, you go home but can never leave again.

I wish I could read minds.

[MajesticFrost]

Granted. You can only read the minds of animals and can never speak again.

I wish I have superpowers.

[avarus]

You have your superpowers. You are also now forever detained in a blacksite prison with zero chance of escape because with your superpowers you are a dangerous individual.

Wish I had a huge ass mansion

[Hickory]

Granted. You now have a mansion in the shape of an ass. The rooms are all painted in flesh tones and there's a distinct odor throughout the building. You can't seem to get rid of it...

I wish I could remember things more easily.

[Zaer Darkwail]

Congrulations, you can now remember all past events from point of wish clearly because you entered into a infinate time loop which keeps repeating your life and all your actions/choices exactly as you did them before and with no power nor ability change any of the choices.

I wish to get a girlfriend who loves me from my fantasies.

[SeraphAzriel]

Granted!  Your girlfriend is in love with an idealized version of you that you'll never be able to actually meet the standards of.

I wish for a harem of beautiful boys and girls!

[Spazadacious]

Granted!  You find yourself swarmed with ten boys and ten girls creating a small harem. Unfortunately, they are all virgins. And you have to deal with the whinny drama.

I wish for a fishtank with tropical fish!