Corrupt a wish

[Tsumi Okazaki]

Granted. Because of your wish, cash becomes meaningless

I wish I were in a book.

[SummerWhispers]

Granted, but you are read and handled so often you never get any sleep.

I wish I was on a weeks vacation on a tropical beach.

[Autumn52]

Granted but you are stranded on a deserted island with lovely beaches all by yourself for the next 20 years. *sorry Summer that sucks donkey dick*

I wish for an apple that is not rotten and is perfect in everyway

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Granted, but you are suddenly allergic to apples.

I wish I had perfect teeth.

[Autumn52]

Granted but they sit in a jar at night and you have to use an adhesive to keep them in place when you put them in your mouth

I wish I could forget

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Granted, but you also forget the good stuff, which makes you even sadder.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

[Autumn52]

granted, you are the boss you don't have to do shit, but then you lose lots of money and go broke

*I actually think amnesia would not be a corruption of my wish*

I wish I had the strength of The Hulk

[Mr Bigglesworth]

*Sometimes being the boss sucks like that.*

Granted.  You also are now green, bright bright green.  You find that men don't like that.

I wish my tea cup wasn't empty again.

[Autumn52]

*green is a good color and you said nothing about women, maybe women like my green*

you tea cup never goes empty but it is forever cold.

I wish I was Black Widow the avenger not the spider

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Granted, now you cannot escape men and women trying to get you out of your uniform.  Though I'm not sure that's a bad thing  >:)

I wish my forever cold tea would warm up.

[SummerWhispers]

Granted, but now it is so hot you can not drink it, for days.


I wish I had the perfect white summer dress, made out of lace.

[Tsumi Okazaki]

Granted, however lace is all the dress is made of, leaving it quite revealing.

I wish the Jehova's witnesses currently knocking on my door would disappear

[SummerWhispers]

Granted they disappeared, only to return every day, for the next month.

I wish I lived in a glass front house, overlooking the ocean.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Granted, but shortly after you move in a really ugly condo building is built in front of your house.

I wish I could spend my days sailing.

[Tsumi Okazaki]

Granted. Your turned into a lost kite, forever sailing the breezes high above.

I wish I had this baby

http://www.kimballstock.com/pix/AUT/23/AUT-23-BK0079-01P.JPG

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Granted, but every time you get in a cop stops you before you even start, knowing how fast you intend to drive.

I wish I lived in a lighthouse.

[Tsumi Okazaki]

Granted. However the light house is a common meeting place for vandals.

I wish I were here.

[Autumn52]

granted, you are stuck in the computer at that exact spot for all eternity

I wish I didn't like coffee so much

[despickable]

Granted But now you are hooked on tea

I wish I had  extra hands to get more work done

[Autumn52]

granted but now you are a work a holic

I wish I had another hand to masturbate with

[despickable]

Granted but now you don't get any work done

I wish I could be a rock star

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Granted, but you soon get carried away with the life, and OD.

I wish I could fly.

[Autumn52]

you sprout wings and become a circus freak

[Mr Bigglesworth]

You didn't make a wish, so the genie decides to deprive you of gummy bears for a year.

I wish I owned stock in gummy bears.

[Autumn52]

granted but they lose popularity and you go broke

I wish I hated gummy bears