Perverted Wishes

Started by Ellyssa, September 15, 2006, 11:50:39 AM

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Muff Diver

Granted. However, you loose it all in a single poker hand.

I wish I could alter my body with but a thought.  :)
My special kink list!

Spirit_Wolf

=)->Granted<-(= but you can only alter it to the shape of a chimpanzee

I wish my family were still alive
“That old black magic has me in its spell, That old black magic that you weave so well; Icy fingers up and down my spine, The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine”

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Cjac

Granted.  However, you are now living on Europa.

Had the body of a super model and the face of Aphrodite.
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind. -Bob Marley
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Spirit_Wolf

**granted** you have the body of a plus sized super model and aphrodite while she is 8 months pregnant

wish my art was famous for its perfection
“That old black magic has me in its spell, That old black magic that you weave so well; Icy fingers up and down my spine, The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine”

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Question Mark

Granted, but it'll only be famous after you die and ends up on eBay.  You know, just like all the other great artists...

I wish I was completely, fully, and unabashedly happy 24/7.

Spirit_Wolf

granted- but your mouth gets stuck in a joker's smile which makes possible lovers run, leaving you without sex.
“That old black magic has me in its spell, That old black magic that you weave so well; Icy fingers up and down my spine, The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine”

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Cjac

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind. -Bob Marley
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Spirit_Wolf

oops sorry- I wish I had a normal life
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Captain Maltese

Congratulations, you have a normal life. The life of a poor housewife in Liberia.



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Zaer Darkwail

Wish granted, you meet all of them......in your funeral.

I wish I could have dragon as a pet (real dragon and one which dont eat me :P).

Question Mark

Granted, but feeding it lands you several debtors, parking tickets, and a spot on America's Most Wanted.

I wish all girls were catgirls (the cute, furry, nice kind).

Spirit_Wolf

#436
granted, but sadly, from such a quick change, you and every other guy now have extreme allergies to felines :P

I wish I felt like and quit smoking.
“That old black magic has me in its spell, That old black magic that you weave so well; Icy fingers up and down my spine, The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine”

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Cjac

Granted.  Unfortunatly, the Surgeon General publishes the newest discovery, Smoking may kill you  but it also makes you sexually desireable.  Your loss.

I wish I was 5'5" 120 lbs 36 (C) 24 36
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind. -Bob Marley
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Question Mark

Granted.  Perhaps you'd like to know that you are also a hermaphrodite?

I wish I could beat Guitar Hero on Expert (grr).

Cjac

Granted!  I set the game on Expert and hand you a hammer and a flogger. 

I wish there was an expert surgeon that would correct the Hermorphadie issue for me for free.
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The Lotus Eater

Granted, but now instead of being both you're neither.

I wish I could find a half decent girl
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Question Mark

Granted.  O, did you say half decent?  I must've missed that.  But hey, at least you have half of a girl!  :D

I wish I could nab a girlfriend that stays with me for more than a month.

Cjac

Granted.  You have a girlfriend for 32 days after which she leaves, taking your cat, couch and everything in the bank account.  How were you to know she was on the FBI's; most wanted list,

I wish I were a aster Chef at a world renowned resturaunt
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Lirliel

Wish granted, only the food is like uber alien food and captures and uses you to create Inter-species babies! Like LOTS!

I wish Kurt Cobain would sing a little clearer.
"Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits."

"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."

Cjac

Granted!  Unfortunatly, you are now deaf and will never hear it.

I wish I were the lead vocalist for a very successful rock band
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind. -Bob Marley
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Lirliel

Wish granted, only you can't take the pressure and become An Hero (Look it up if you don't know what I mean ;))

I wish I could turn back time.
"Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits."

"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."

Elena

Wish granted but you find yourself reliving your most humiliating experience again.


I wish that I had an endless supply of Baileys to drink.

Kazyth

Wish granted, but every drink you take seperates the cream and curdles in your stomach.

I wish I had my own all-female harem.
A rose by any other name... still has thorns you can prick someone with. - Me.


Cjac

Granted.  Unfortunatly, after an unhappy accident, you are now a Eunich.

I wish I had a coffee bean farm
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind. -Bob Marley
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Spirit_Wolf

granted- your coffee bean farm is one acre in the middle of snake infested Amazon Rainforest.

I wish I had all the men and women I desired
“That old black magic has me in its spell, That old black magic that you weave so well; Icy fingers up and down my spine, The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine”

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