The Google Game

Started by Paradox, June 18, 2008, 02:56:19 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Paradox

The Google Game- By Paradox

Google can be used for all sorts of interesting diversions simply by entering things into the search field.

For instance, enter your username into google and find the most outlandish/funny/otherwise interesting thing that comes up. You can check the first ten pages of results.

Post it here for our viewing pleasure. I'll start.


"Do you like to cook?: The French Fries Paradox"

((other google-related games soon to come))


"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

Greenthorn

http://www.greenthorn.co.uk/

Greenthorn Holiday Flats..the other name for The Lair *winks*
 

ShrowdedPoet

Wow!  The only things that came up for mine were things I've put on E. . .
Kiss the hand that beats you.
Sexuality isn't a curse, it's a gift to embrace and explore!
Ons and Offs


ShrowdedPoet

SOOOO. . .I tried one of my other usernames Raineyes and this is what I got. . .

By Moonlight - Raineyes - ShadowClan - SheCat - Medicine CatLithe and thin, Raineyes is a particular she-cat, but in no such fashion that she would be out of the ordinary. Her silky fur, as if greased by the touch of ...
parclairdelune.proboards53.com/index.cgi?board=sca&action=display&thread=203&page=1 - 73k - Cached - Similar pages
Kiss the hand that beats you.
Sexuality isn't a curse, it's a gift to embrace and explore!
Ons and Offs


Heika Kinzoku

So mine sucked, but at Para's encouragement, I tried a few different versions of my screenname. If you enter the space between Heika and Kinzoku, then you can actually get a .txt file of the IMDb copyright rules.

I'm not sure what this means, precisely ... ^^
"He can be ordinary in the best ways, and still dance like a poet through every word he says." ~ Sara Bareilles

My O/Os

Paradox

IMDb- Kings of Steel.

Or stealing..maybe they screwed the translation up.


"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

bloodrose

White Rose
Consortium incorporating the Universities of York, Leeds and Sheffield, with information about courses and research projects at each campus.
www.whiterose.ac.uk/ - 21k - Cached - Similar pages - Note this
bloodrose's Ons and Offs

Dawg

Directed Acyclic Word Graphs

A Directed Acyclic Word Graph, or DAWG, is a data structure that permits extremely fast word searches. The entry point into the graph represents the starting letter in the search. Each node represents a letter, and you can travel from the node to two other nodes, depending on whether you the letter matches the one you are searching for.

It's a Directed graph because you can only move in a specific direction between two nodes. In other words, you can move from A to B, but you can't move from B to A. It's Acyclic because there are no cycles. You cannot have a path from A to B to C and then back to A. The link back to A would create a cycle, and probably an endless loop in your search program.
[tr][td]
"sEx is LikE aiR..
iTs noT reaLLy tHat imPortAnt
untiL yoU're noT geTtiNg anY.."
[/td][td]
   *******   [/td][td]
Suffering should be creative,
it should give birth to something good and lovely
 ~ Chinua Achebe
[/td][/tr][/table]

Storiwyr

So most of mine were in Welsh ... well, all of them that aren't ME, that is. But this one was my favorite:

Morfablog
Mewn geiriau eraill, mae’n mynd â byd y we, a’r profiad gweddol newydd sy gyda ni o ddarllen blogiau, yn syth yn ôl at ein gwreiddiau fel storiwyr a ...
morfablog.com/index.php?s=araith - 50k - Cached - Similar pages - Note this

Why? Because of the amusing Welsh verb "Blogiau." I love Welsh-ized English. XD
Lords, get to know me before you snuggle all over me. Sorry, but I get a little anxious! Ladies and Lieges, cuddles are always welcome, read my O/O for more detailed info.
"There's no need to argue anymore. I gave all I could, but it left me so sore. And the thing that makes me mad, is the one thing that I had. I knew, I knew, I'd lose you."

Paradox

Didn't you once tell me that your name meant Secret Stories or Teller of Secrets or something like that?


"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

Kalen

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Kalen

Hmm... I'm Prince isoder's older brother.  My wife would rule a the Hapes cluster.  Interesting.

Greenthorn

Greenthorn - AchaeanLoreGreenthorn is a treekin who lives in the Black Forest, near the town of New Thera. Many vines wrap around his form so that when he squats to look at the ...
www.achaea.com/lore/Greenthorn - 8k - Cached - Similar pages - Note this


Ahh yes I am a treekin!!
 

Cherri Tart

Apparently i am some character in a game called leisure suit larry?  can i sue them for defamation of character or something? :D
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

Paradox

Hahaha, you should Cherri. That game is a bit shady to begin with.


"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

Greenthorn

wallpapergenie - Free Green Thorn Bush Wallpaper - Natural ...Green Thorn Bush Wallpaper -Welcome to wallpapergenie We hope you like this Green Thorn Bush wallpaper. I see you were referred to us by your favorite ...
www.wallpapergenie.com/wallpapergenie/wallpaper/Natural/29876818423/green-thorn-bush - 14k - Cached - Similar pages - Note this


Oh my god!!!! I'm going to -kill- my ex-boyfriend!!!!


*dies of laughter*
 

leelan

Found this on google linking to the Encyclopedia Dramatica: Leelan has a fascination with tentacle rape.


Wtf?! lol
-Je suis belle, incroyable, sexy et un esclave. Je suis ce que vous désirez et vous le savez.-

Bliss

"Bliss is also a natural, neurophysiological experience, potentially cultivatable, for which the drug Ecstasy (MDMA) serves as a reference experience."

And if I image-search, I apparently have my own font:


Do you guys think Vek will install that here for me? :D
O/O ~ Wiki ~ A/A ~ Discord: Bliss#0337
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Dawg

I just tried the Google Image Search on Dawg and got this as the first result, not quite my own font, but I think I could make it work somehow --

[tr][td]
"sEx is LikE aiR..
iTs noT reaLLy tHat imPortAnt
untiL yoU're noT geTtiNg anY.."
[/td][td]
   *******   [/td][td]
Suffering should be creative,
it should give birth to something good and lovely
 ~ Chinua Achebe
[/td][/tr][/table]

Paradox

Good lord, I had damned near forgotten about this.


Quote from: Bliss on November 18, 2008, 03:34:19 PM
Do you guys think Vek will install that here for me? :D

Maybe if you pray hard enough!


One of the image results for Paradox:



"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

Ket

Evidently, I am a television channel...  www.ket.org

I am also a language...  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ket_language

And...adult learning!  http://www.ketadultlearning.org/
she wears strength and darkness equally well, the girl has always been half goddess, half hell

you can find me on discord Ket#8117
Ons & Offs~Menagerie~Pulse~Den of Iniquity
wee little Ketlings don't yet have the ability to spit forth flame with the ferocity needed to vanquish a horde of vehicular bound tiny arachnids.

Paradox



"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

Ket

#21
I knew it!!!

EDIT:  Blinks...and evidently the language is endangered...
she wears strength and darkness equally well, the girl has always been half goddess, half hell

you can find me on discord Ket#8117
Ons & Offs~Menagerie~Pulse~Den of Iniquity
wee little Ketlings don't yet have the ability to spit forth flame with the ferocity needed to vanquish a horde of vehicular bound tiny arachnids.

Inkidu

inkidu, blank, Turkey. inkidu. Age: 101 (View biorythm) Location: blank, blank, Turkey Relationship Type: blank. Last Activity: 04-12-07 ...


I didn't even bother clicking. I really expected this kind of thing from Paradox... D:
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Paradox

What in the world are you talking about?


"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

Inkidu

Quote from: Paradox on November 18, 2008, 09:49:14 PM
What in the world are you talking about?
I didn't make that up it's totally just random! It's nuts! :D
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Lilias

Lilias Folan is a senior yoga instructor (with several DVDs out, too).

Yes, I do yoga. No, I went by this handle long before I had even heard about her.
To go in the dark with a light is to know the light.
To know the dark, go dark. Go without sight,
and find that the dark, too, blooms and sings,
and is traveled by dark feet and dark wings.
~Wendell Berry

Double Os <> Double As (updated Feb 20) <> The Hoard <> 50 Tales 2024 <> The Lab <> ELLUIKI

Fragile Dreams

I haven't found anything funny on google, related to my name because it had the lyrics of the song i'm using as my name.

here is, how it goes.

Anathema - Fragile Dreams

Tonight your soul sleeps,
but one day you will feel real pain,
maybe then you will see me as I am,
A fragile wreck on a storm of emotion

Countless times I trusted you,
I let you back in,
Knowing... Yearning... you know
I should have run... but I.. I stayed

Maybe I always knew,
My fragile dreams would be broken for you.

Today I introduced myself,
To my own feelings,
In silent agony, after all these years,
They spoke to me... after all these years

Maybe I always knew,
My fragile dreams would be broken for you.

[tr]
[td]
[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]

Paradox

It doesn't have to be necessarily funny. I'll have to go look that song up.


"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

Fragile Dreams

Cool :D Tell me what you think then.

[tr]
[td]
[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]

Happy an Nice

I got this awful song on YouTube but the pics are nice. So I'm happy with that.


[youtube=213,174]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QCul0Mg59A[/youtube]
Suppose the neutral angels were able to talk Yahweh and Lucifer- God and Satan, into settling out of court. Specifically, how would they divide the assets of their earthly kingdom? Would God be satisfied to take loaves and fishes .. allowing Satan the red-eye gravy, eighteen ounce New York steak, and buckets of chilled champagne? Would God really accept twice-a-month lovemaking for procreative purposes and give Satan the all-night, no-holds-barred, nasty "can't-get-enough-of-you," hot as hell fucks? Well? Would he?

OwenNo6

well, owenno6 just returned a list of places where I've posted and such, so I searched "Owen No 6" and came up with a bunch of banal entries, but here's one...

"From Auschwitz to Ithaca: The Transnational Journey of Jake Geldwert: By Diane L . Wolf; edited by Ross Brann and David I. Owen. No. 6. 2002. ..."

and under image search for owenno6, I found this...



which I had posted in another forum somewhere, appearently...
My On and Off list

My other on/off list

Let the Priests of the Raven of dawn, no longer in deadly black, with hoarse note curse the sons of joy. Nor his accepted brethren, whom tyrant, he calls free: lay the bound or build the roof. Nor pale religious letchery call that virginity, that wishes but acts not!

For every thing that lives is Holy.

Caity

The first image that comes up when I google 'Caity' is not appropriate for this board.  :P

OwenNo6

*goes to image search Caity...*
My On and Off list

My other on/off list

Let the Priests of the Raven of dawn, no longer in deadly black, with hoarse note curse the sons of joy. Nor his accepted brethren, whom tyrant, he calls free: lay the bound or build the roof. Nor pale religious letchery call that virginity, that wishes but acts not!

For every thing that lives is Holy.

OwenNo6

*comes back with a broad smile* darlin', you weren't kiddin'!
My On and Off list

My other on/off list

Let the Priests of the Raven of dawn, no longer in deadly black, with hoarse note curse the sons of joy. Nor his accepted brethren, whom tyrant, he calls free: lay the bound or build the roof. Nor pale religious letchery call that virginity, that wishes but acts not!

For every thing that lives is Holy.

Caity


MistressofPen

 :-\ O.K.  I knew I was boring.  But, really, a user name as odd as mine should garnish more than every frigging review I've done on Amazon or Ebay.  Alas, it's just those and the annoying question, "Are you sure you didn't mean 'MistressofPAIN'?"
:P

Caity

Try putting in spaces.  Mistress of pen.  :P

MistressofPen

Quote from: Caitilicious on December 01, 2008, 12:57:50 AM
Try putting in spaces.  Mistress of pen.  :P
Whoa!  A lot of Mistresses out there and even more Pens (shocking).  But, it led to Mistress Pen on MySpace and that isn't me, either.  Nothing remotely interesting.  Though, now it wants of autofill with Mistress of Pleasure. ;D

Paradox

I've always had the immature urge to type a sentence that starts off "MistressofPen is ____fill in blank with predicate____", that way you can read it quickly and see "MistressofPenis".

/endimmaturemoment


"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

MistressofPen

Quote from: Paradox on December 01, 2008, 12:08:05 PM
I've always had the immature urge to type a sentence that starts off "MistressofPen is ____fill in blank with predicate____", that way you can read it quickly and see "MistressofPenis".

/endimmaturemoment

Bravo!  I like that.  Wish I'd thought of it.  Hey!  Why didn't Google come up with penis instead of pleasure?  I wonder if you can Master in Penises... Ohhh.  Is that what a British MP is?  A Master of Penis?  Hmmmm.

Thank you, Paradox, for the kick in the arse of my stream of consciousness.

Liliana

Well there are tons of Liliana's, but this showing up in image search won for me

http://yourfaceblog.blogspot.com/2008/08/liliana-face-270.html

Actually I use Mistress Liliana a number of places as well, in fact the email address I have used for the last 8 or so years starts with Mistress Liliana

Paradox

Hahaha wow Liliana, that's one hell of a picture.

This one is subtle, but a paradox nonetheless--




"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

Kangaroo

Wonderful image, Para!!


Kangaroo mother care is care of preterm infants carried skin-to-skin with the mother. It is a powerful, easy-to-use method to promote the health....
People who bite the hand that feeds them, usually lick the boot that kicks them. ~Eric Hoffer

"There is a crack, a crack in everything; that's how the light gets in."   ~ Leonard Cohen

Tonalberry

Searching for Tonalberry either asks me if I meant Tonberry, which makes sense, or gives me results about the berry of the tonal plant or flower.

Kangaroo

Quote from: Caitilicious on November 30, 2008, 11:43:34 PM
The first image that comes up when I google 'Caity' is not appropriate for this board.  :P

...went to search images, too....don't see anything inapporpriate....what am i doing wrong??
People who bite the hand that feeds them, usually lick the boot that kicks them. ~Eric Hoffer

"There is a crack, a crack in everything; that's how the light gets in."   ~ Leonard Cohen

Bliss

You probably have safesearch on. *grin* Protects you from all the scary boobies on the internet.....
O/O ~ Wiki ~ A/A ~ Discord: Bliss#0337
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Kangaroo

Many thanks, Bliss!   Indeed I did!
People who bite the hand that feeds them, usually lick the boot that kicks them. ~Eric Hoffer

"There is a crack, a crack in everything; that's how the light gets in."   ~ Leonard Cohen

Bliss

*curtsies* Here to help, that's me! ^_^
O/O ~ Wiki ~ A/A ~ Discord: Bliss#0337
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Aeval

I put my name in and came up with your normal stories of "Aeval..Queen of  Munster til I found this:
http://hotandbothered.wordpress.com/2008/06/10/up-for-a-little-good-and-aveal/..kind of like the play on :Good and Aeval  ;D

“Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else matters.”
― Neil Gaiman

Aeval

Quote from: Aeval on January 01, 2009, 12:28:09 PM
I put my name in and came up with your normal stories of "Aeval..Queen of  Munster til I found this:
http://hotandbothered.wordpress.com/2008/06/10/up-for-a-little-good-and-aveal/       
kind of like the play on :Good and Aeval  ;D


“Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else matters.”
― Neil Gaiman

ashia starstreak

I thought I'd share my experience regarding this topic, because it did, in the end crack me up! I first looked up "ashia starstreak" in Google, and had found nothing other than my own postings to various things. I then typed it into the image search and though nothing appeared out of the ordinary I did find a connection that led me to an old account on a different site. It has been eight years since my last log-in, and I was quite excited to rediscover it, but wait, it gets better. I looked over my old style in artwork and for some reason I decided to check out the bio. At the end of it was a personal quote, "It's going to take more than one rope to tie down this pimp yo!" I could NOT stop laughing! It was too funny. My have the years changed! I went from being "no one's gonna tie me down hot stuff" to "I couldn't put my shirt on correctly without you clumsy stuff". Today's quote would be, "Helps it!"


Indeed the Google search for you SN can end up humorous if you need only look so again I find myself reviving an old post in hopes someone will find something interesting in their own search.



"A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested."