Your Favorite Pick-up Line

Started by Rider of Wind, April 07, 2009, 02:40:00 PM

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Rider of Wind

It's exactly what it sounds like, I happen to prefer originals but some classics are great too.

Mine:

"Yes, you're a beautiful man but how is your thrust?" *peers at man's behind inquiringly*
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Duncan

"Have you seen my medal of honor?"

Stole it from a movie but hey it was good.

Rider of Wind

I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
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Duncan


traycon3

"It's not my birthday, but I don't mind you for a present."

^
Just pulled that from my butt...and that is why I never try and pick up guys...>.>;

Duncan


Sel Nar

"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. I'm <name>"

Satnslillgrl

Hey there. Mind if I practice my raping technique on you?   
Believe me, believe me. I can't tell you why.
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saturnschild

If I can rearrange the alphabet I will put U and I together.
The greatest thing you can ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.-Moulin Rouge
In a world ruled by the dead, we are forced to finally start living.- Walking Dead
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him. - Johnny Cash

Ons and Offs saturn

Rider of Wind

*chuckles*

Sex is like math, add two people, subtract the clothes and let's multiply!
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Duncan

Wanna bread? 

Sorry lives in the South lol.

saturnschild

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven.
The greatest thing you can ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.-Moulin Rouge
In a world ruled by the dead, we are forced to finally start living.- Walking Dead
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him. - Johnny Cash

Ons and Offs saturn

Inkidu

If I said you had a hot body would you hold it against me?
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Rider of Wind

What is that delicious scent? *buries face in neck* Oh! It's you!
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Inkidu

Baby, I'm like a Rubik's Cube. The more you play with me the harder I get.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Skye

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Satnslillgrl

The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Believe me, believe me. I can't tell you why.
But I'm trapped by your love and I'm chained to your side.
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saturnschild

I have seem to lost my phone number, can I have yours.
The greatest thing you can ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.-Moulin Rouge
In a world ruled by the dead, we are forced to finally start living.- Walking Dead
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him. - Johnny Cash

Ons and Offs saturn

Marguerite

Girl, you must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night long.
*R.R*A.A*O.O*Wiki*Bordello*Whip and Apple*
You Keep On Crying, Baby, I'll Bleed You Dry
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Diabolus Lupus

You're too cute to be here by yourself. Mind if I keep you company?

Ashleebabe

"Hey Baby, you looking good tonight. So good I am going to eat you up all night long."


Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice.

Diabolus Lupus

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me tonight?

Marguerite

"Fuck me if I am wrong, but is your name [insert outrageous name]?"
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You Keep On Crying, Baby, I'll Bleed You Dry
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Ashleebabe

"I don't want to know your name, just want to bang, bang, bang."


Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice.

Corinthi

"Hey there. I have over a thousand friends on Myspace. Eh, eh?"


saturnschild

I have seem to cut my lip, can you kiss it better.
The greatest thing you can ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.-Moulin Rouge
In a world ruled by the dead, we are forced to finally start living.- Walking Dead
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him. - Johnny Cash

Ons and Offs saturn

Marguerite

"I will call the cops if you please don't return my heart for you have stolen it on sight."
*R.R*A.A*O.O*Wiki*Bordello*Whip and Apple*
You Keep On Crying, Baby, I'll Bleed You Dry
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Rider of Wind

  "Hey lover!" *smooches* "Oh my god, you aren't my gay friend, I'm so sorry!"
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Hippie

Am I dead, cuz Angel this must be heaven!
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."

Maci

Is your daddy a thief?

Then who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes?

(corniest line ever used on me but it got the man a dance)

Corinthi

"Look, I've tried to think up a hundred different lines and every one was lame. Can I buy you a drink?"

UD67

If I had a rose for every time you made me smile, i'd be walking through my garden forever

Duncan

walk up and keep eye contact with the woman.

"I will take you home and F**** you."

I guess this works at bars don't remember.

Inkidu

Hello baby what's your sign?
(Wait three seconds)
Mine's penis rising.

(Had never failed to at least brake some ice.)
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Mahro

Those must be moon pants you're wearing because that ass is out of this world.
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.

Rider of Wind

Quote from: Inkidu on April 12, 2009, 10:17:17 AM
Hello baby what's your sign?
(Wait three seconds)
Mine's penis rising.

(Had never failed to at least brake some ice.)

*almost spews drink of water* Hahahahaha.

Can I have your autograph? Are you sure? You really look like (insert sexy actor/actress name) and I just love them.
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Satnslillgrl

I'll unlock your achievement.   

(Only works on video game nerds)
Believe me, believe me. I can't tell you why.
But I'm trapped by your love and I'm chained to your side.
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Duncan

(it just unlocked me)

Walk you to any random woman in a bar and tell her you would like a beer and hand her five dollars then walk off.

Satnslillgrl

B*tches don't know 'bout my d*ck ants.


(FREE Cookie if you know what I'm talking about!!)
Believe me, believe me. I can't tell you why.
But I'm trapped by your love and I'm chained to your side.
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Rhapsody

Only works on MMO gamers: "Baby, are those pants purple? Cos your ass is epic."
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