Failed Stripper!

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stormkitten

April 20, 2009, 12:08:22 PM
Failed Stripper!


Please state why the person above you failed as a stripper and was consequently fired......




(not sure if this should be in the adult section or is acceptable here)
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Duncan

#1
April 20, 2009, 12:20:56 PM
*grins*

She was to slippery and went flying off the poll.

Rhapsody

#2
April 20, 2009, 12:28:01 PM
Duncan failed as a stripper because he invariably danced to the Backstreet Boys.
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#3
April 20, 2009, 02:29:33 PM
It is not acceptable to call someone cheap when they throw ones at you. 
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Saku

#4
April 20, 2009, 03:35:14 PM
You failed as a stripper because those voices in your head told you to sleep late and thus you missed your first performance!
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Rhapsody

#5
April 20, 2009, 04:05:25 PM
You failed as a stripper because you kept trying to hunt your clients for being evil, bloodsucking shapeshifting monsters, and that was not something management could abide.
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shadowbane

#6
April 20, 2009, 08:27:15 PM
You failed as a stripper because wings and poles just dont mix.

CShades

#7
April 20, 2009, 09:03:08 PM
Shadowbane failed as a stripper because the rig caught on his shoulder and the gun went off, leaving him pole-less.
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Saku

#8
April 21, 2009, 08:25:18 AM
Quote from: Rhapsody on April 20, 2009, 04:05:25 PM
You failed as a stripper because you kept trying to hunt your clients for being evil, bloodsucking shapeshifting monsters, and that was not something management could abide.

But they were evil, bloodsucking shapeshifting monsters! xD

CShades failed as a stripper because your cigarette dropped into someone's lap and set them on fire. Naughty! No smoking!
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Milanthe

#9
April 21, 2009, 09:31:00 AM
Failed as a stripper because while they were bloodsucking, shape shifting monsters, they weren't EVIL shape shifting monsters.
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Saku

#10
April 21, 2009, 10:18:07 AM
How do you KNOW they weren't evil?!

You failed as a stripper because you Elves are very modest with your bodies and you wouldn't take off your clothing!
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Avis habilis

#11
April 21, 2009, 11:07:23 AM
You failed as a stripper because the look of baffled dismay let all the air out of the faux sexy.

Rhapsody

#12
April 21, 2009, 12:27:59 PM
You failed as a stripper because sadly, birds just aren't that sexy when you pluck all their feathers off.
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#13
April 21, 2009, 11:27:01 PM
How could you fail as a stripper? You're hot! Ohhh it must be because your wings were too big and wide and ended up knocking people over all the time ... lol
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Mnemaxa

#14
April 22, 2009, 01:40:04 AM
You failed as a stripper because you didn't stop at the clothing.

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#15
April 22, 2009, 02:25:51 AM

You failed as a stripper because of the undead look with one eye and a ghost that gets into the routine (avatar).

Saku

#16
April 22, 2009, 11:38:20 PM
You failed as a stripper because you wouldn't take all your clothing off!
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"Times change and so must I. We all change when you think about it. We’re all different people all through our lives.
And that’s ok, that’s good, as long as you keep moving, as long as you remember all the people that you used to be.
I will not forget one line of this, not one day, I swear. I will always remember when The Doctor was me."
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Fertile Myrtle

#17
April 22, 2009, 11:42:13 PM
Saku failed because she dressed up as a naughty Abe Lincoln for her strip tease.

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Avis habilis

#18
April 24, 2009, 02:36:07 PM
Myrtle failed because when she tossed her jetpack into the audience it went off & dragged a whole table of out-of-town businessmen into the parking lot.

Mistress Maro

#19
April 24, 2009, 02:59:26 PM
Avis failed as a stripper because he wouldn't stop pecking the clients.
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Darius

#20
May 02, 2009, 04:11:06 PM
Mistress Maro failed as a stripper because everytime the men reached for their wallets for cash she thought they were reaching for the junk and whipped them.
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WhiteAngel

#21
May 02, 2009, 04:23:35 PM
Darius failed as a stripper because he made the floor too wet and slipped, hitting one of the audience in the face.

Rhapsody

#22
May 02, 2009, 04:38:08 PM
WhiteAngel failed as a stripper because, as entertaining as watching that hair flick/ribbon pull combo is, it gets old and stale after awhile, and all the customers went out in search of fresh meat.
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Saku

#23
May 02, 2009, 05:56:15 PM
Rhapsody failed as a stripper because every time she got naked there would be a flash of bright white light and no one could see anything!

Naughty Rhapsody!
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"Times change and so must I. We all change when you think about it. We’re all different people all through our lives.
And that’s ok, that’s good, as long as you keep moving, as long as you remember all the people that you used to be.
I will not forget one line of this, not one day, I swear. I will always remember when The Doctor was me."
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Avis habilis

#24
May 06, 2009, 12:41:30 PM
Saku failed as a stripper because every time she thought a customer wasn't paying attention, she would whack him in the head with a bat.
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