Breakup with the person above you!

[HockeyGod]

It's a birthday present to me...breaking up  ;D

[Merry Gentry]

You're a mentor, I'm not.. it's just not going to work

[haikuoftears]

It's you again, Didn't I tell you we're not to see each other again?

[Sanai]

Whenever I call you, you say that you are a bit tied up. I am sick of your games.

[MasterMischief]

You got me wondering why I like it ruff.  I can not take it anymore.  We're through.

[Selene]

I used to think the cape was cute, but now It's just a little weird. you even shower in it...I'm sorry but, I think we should see other people...or, llamas.

[Merry Gentry]

you can't even tie your own corsets.. it's over

[Selene]

You're so needy, tease me, please me all the time! what about MY needs?

[Merry Gentry]

You're guarded by Night Stalker! NIGHT STALKER!  he won't let me come near you.. what fun is that?

[TheLegionary]

You are a yoga master and I am not very good at stretching...I do not think sex would work with you and me...

[Lucius Cornelius]

look, i know that you are stonght, but i need more than a HUH!? each time i ask you something

we are done.

[MasterMischief]

et is terminus

[thirteenhearts]

I'm tired of your hooves scratching up my floors!

[Tharic]

You never use as much lube as you should when you put it in.. I'm done with you and your rough stuff..

[thirteenhearts]

You're such a sissy!

[Tharic]

I can't take it anymore from you.. "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" ... "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" OVER AND OVER..

[Creshnagarine]

This can't go on anymore my love.
You are too sexy and it is just too exciting for me.
I will move on to calmer waters.
Be thirsty My Friend.

[Nico]

You're all words, no action! We're done!  XD

[MasterMischief]

When you said you were a giver, you never mentioned it was venereal diseases.  Pack your stuff and go see a doctor.

[Creshnagarine]

It's not me.... it's you.


Your a llama!!!! It's just really weird. You know?

[Nico]

You cheated on me with a Llama! We are so done, mate. ;)

[Creshnagarine]

This must end. It's just weird that you shave your entire body. I thought being with an olympic swimmer would be ... well you know... less slippery.

[haikuoftears]

I don't even know what you look like, I can't do this.

[Nyarly]

You will kill me one day with your seductive body, if we stay together!

[haikuoftears]

I might kill you one day from a broken pelvis if you keep on looking so delicious. I'm sorry, this is for your own good.