Poly Humor

[Moondazed]

I heard this referenced on a podcast and looked it up, and it's fucking hilarious!  So I'm sharing ;D

LJ Polyamory Bingo

Click on see all tiles, it's worth it *giggle*

Edit: Thank you to the Siren/Deity who moved this to where it belongs :)

[Trieste]

*falls over*

"36: Bonobos"

"71: That word - you keep using it. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Bwahaha. Priceless. Thank you, Moon! :D

[Moondazed]

Oh, my favorite is definitely, "Relationship broken, add more people"  *giggle*

[Amberghylles]

Very nice indeed.  *laughs*

[Cherri Tart]

"MY_ definition is whatever _I_ want it to mean."

this hits a little too close to home, and yet it still makes me giggle :)

[Trieste]

What I want to know is what 'ponyamory' means, MD... it is currently giving me very bad mental pictures of ... I think the name of the video is Mr. Hands. O_o

[Moondazed]

I have no idea!  And I'm afraid to google it *giggle*

[Kalen]

I googled it, because I'm stupid and reckless.   ;D ::)

That being said, I found nothing to report.

[Trieste]

That being said, I found nothing to report.

Probably for the best. There are certain much less savory outcomes to a Google like that. You, sir, are the bravest man I have known. *sniffles*

Not really, but I mean, what are you going to say to that> It's a scary Google and I asked the question and ...

[Storiwyr]

"This entry is protected so only my 5000 closest friends can see it"

My favorite. So true. And not just for Polyamory LJs.

[Trieste]

So, I've been thinking about the ponyamory thing (one-track mind or what?) and all I can think of is something related to crude references to swapping riders... also references to being saddled with poly (woe!) is another possibility.

*thinks reeeeeeal hard*

[Moondazed]

*fans Trieste so her mind doesn't overheat*

Hard telling... you know how those poly folks are ;)

[ShrowdedPoet]

poly folks. . .HEY!?  What do you mean by that? :P

[Trieste]

Hahahaha! *falls over*

Yeah, those poly people ... scary ... only an insane person would want more than one SO at a time! So much maintenance! ;)

[Kalen]

I have trouble enough with ONE set of anniversaries, birthdays, favorites... imagine making myself all that much dumber?  It would create a black hole. 

[ShrowdedPoet]

Hahahaha! *falls over*

Yeah, those poly people ... scary ... only an insane person would want more than one SO at a time! So much maintenance! ;)

OH. . .Polygamists. . .ok. . .not polytheists. . .lol

[Moondazed]

Actually, it refers to polyamorists, not polygamists.

[Kalen]

Oh.  OH!  I thought we were talking about polyurethane.

*blushes*

Move along, nothing to see here...

[Trieste]

At least you didn't mistake it for polydactyly... that could have been awkward.

[Kalen]

You know, now that I've graduated to Hard on Guitar Hero, I think I'd benefit from that, Trieste!