CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*

Started by Lone, September 19, 2009, 07:06:03 AM

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Autumn52

Granted but the oil was to hot

I wish I could get a really good .......................PG13
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Lone

Granted, but it's rated X...

I wish these oil burns didn't hurt so bad...
Goodbye is forever...A broken heart never heals, it only forgets. So please do not remind me....
O n O

Autumn52

granted but the salve is making it difficult to sit upright

Wish I could give Lone a back rub
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Lone

Granted, but I still won't get naked for you  >:)


I wish I had reason to use my webcam again...
Goodbye is forever...A broken heart never heals, it only forgets. So please do not remind me....
O n O

Autumn52

Granted but Xandi doesn't have one to reciprocate

Wish Lone would use his web cam
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Lone

......Granted...But, it...I....Granted...


Wishes I could have found a way to corrupt that.
Goodbye is forever...A broken heart never heals, it only forgets. So please do not remind me....
O n O

Autumn52

Granted just teasing Xandi how cruel

I wish Lone would stop teasing me
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Lone

Granted....Nuff said.

I wish I had something to eat, because there is seriously NOTHING to eat at my house!!! UGH!
Goodbye is forever...A broken heart never heals, it only forgets. So please do not remind me....
O n O

Autumn52

Granted but you must first go to the market to pick something up

I wish I did not have to get offline
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

MasterMischief

Granted, only you can not post on Elliquiy.

I wish I were a famously rich author.

Lone

Granted but some big company buys you out, and you become no-body again...Damn corporate system...


I wish I could take a shower...
Goodbye is forever...A broken heart never heals, it only forgets. So please do not remind me....
O n O

Autumn52

Granted but there is no hot water and you have to share your shower with sumo's

I really wish my last wish didn't come true cause I love posting on E!
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

MasterMischief

Granted, but your keyboard breaks.

I wish Xandi would give me hugs and kisses...naked.

Autumn52

Granted Xandi is always naked but you  are blind and can't see me

I wish MasterMischief would hurry up and get approved so we can play in a non PG13 forum
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

MasterMischief

Granted, but MasterMischief suddenly and inexplicably disappears from the board.

I wish there were two Xandis so I could have even more hugs and kisses.

Who needs to see when I could feel your soft, warm body against mine?

Autumn52

Two Xandi's appear with lots of hugs and kisses but she moves on to show her affection to someone else(never really happen)

Wish I had MasterMischief rubbing my shoulders right now
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Lone

Granted along with 20 hot and sweat sumo's!

I wish I did not have to put clothes back on...
Goodbye is forever...A broken heart never heals, it only forgets. So please do not remind me....
O n O

Autumn52

Granted all your clothes disappear

I wish Lone would save me from the Sumo's
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Lone

*Jumps in naked and beats up the sumo's, then high fives Master and gives you the "Greek Treatment" with grapes, back-rubs, and all the good stuff.*... Then you realize it was all a dream.


I wish I had a woman to hug on right now.
Goodbye is forever...A broken heart never heals, it only forgets. So please do not remind me....
O n O

Autumn52

Granted Xandi appears naked and trembling and then so does every other woman you have ever known

I wish I had someone to cook for me I am starving
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Dizzi

granted.  but it's greasy and delicius so you keep eating and eating and get fat


I wish I had another RP partner who was perfect for me and matched my post rate.

Autumn52

Granted but they are demanding and bitchy about every post you make

I wish I hadn't gotten so fat I can't fit into any of my clothes
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Lone

Granted.....But id hit it none-the-less

I wish my hot-dogs would hurry up so I can fed ex them to Xandi.
Goodbye is forever...A broken heart never heals, it only forgets. So please do not remind me....
O n O

MasterMischief

Granted, but they're burnt.

I wish I had found this site sooner.

Autumn52

Granted but Xandi would not have been here

I wish I could find something to eat that I did not have to cook
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish