Corrupt a wish

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  We now have an infinite supply of guns and ammo.  What we don't have is a way to make the guns stop firing...  So, we're kinda trapped on this side of the guns...

I wish we were not in an apocalyptic world anymore.

[Jclaymore]

granted, we are now in prehistoric times.

I wish the local T-rex isn't hungry.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  But the local pterodactyl is...

I wish we were in modern times!

[Jclaymore]

granted, we are now in the modern time. the dinosaurs joined us

I wish all the dinosaurs were on an island, like jurassic park

[Snickerz]

granted, we are now in the modern time. the dinosaurs joined us

I wish all the dinosaurs were on an island, like jurassic park

Granted... But you're Allen Grant, and just like in Jurassic Park, the fences aren't operational.


I wish I could win the lottery.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  The lottery jackpot was $5, but the ticket cost you $20.  You ended up losing $15.  Tsk, tsk.

I wish for something new.

[Snickerz]

Granted.  The lottery jackpot was $5, but the ticket cost you $20.  You ended up losing $15.  Tsk, tsk.

I wish for something new.

haha, that sounds like my luck. Now I know why I don't play.
Granted, you're given a new car, but it's got so many bugs in it that it spends more time in the shop than in your driveway.

I wish I could fly.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Maybe there's a hot mechanic or two at the shop with whom to get... entangled... ;)

Granted!  You cannot, however, figure out how to land.

I wish for a smoothie.

[Snickerz]

You might be right, there could be.

Granted, but it's the two flavors mixed, your all time favorite and the one you hate the most.


I wish I owned a ranch.

[InDeCiSive]

You might be right, there could be.

Granted, but it's the two flavors mixed, your all time favorite and the one you hate the most.


I wish I owned a ranch.

Granted!  But it's all camels and all they do is spit.  At you.  With glaring accuracy (I think you should stay inside).

I wish Snickerz had a better ranch.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  Now there's also llamas, and they spit twice as far.

I wish Snickerz didn't have spitting animals on the ranch.

[InDeCiSive]

Granted!  Now she has lol kitties trying to break into the house to eat her.  And a lynx in the sinks but it's lazy so no foul.

I wish Snickerz somewhere safe away from her ranch.

[Jclaymore]

Granted, he's with me on the Jurassic park like island.

I wish... for a cookie!

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  It's a dirt-and-worms cookie.  Enjoy.

I wish you had a chocolate chip cookie, instead.

[Jclaymore]

granted, I get the cookie, but it's already eaten...

I wish I could give you a healthy cookie :3

[Snapespersephone]

granted it is the most healthy and delicious cookie ever....to bad teh dog ate it

I wish I had a dog

[seffer]

Granted, but it has rabies and bites when you try to pet it.

I wish you don't pet the dog.

[Jclaymore]

Granted, but you've pet it instead.

I wish i could cut the ego of people who consider everyone else lesser then them.

[Snickerz]

Granted, but you've pet it instead.

I wish i could cut the ego of people who consider everyone else lesser then them.

I just want you ALL to know. I will get even!
Give me a ranch with spitting livestock that turns into an episode of Strays only to put me on an island with man eating dinosaurs.
*laughs*
And here I thought only KS had that much bad luck.

Granted, unfortunately the ego is the only thing that gave them any sort of self esteem, so the shoe is on the other foot.

(I'm scared to make a wish. haha)
I wish.... I wish I could give everyone a giant teddy bear. :-)

[Angaroo]

Granted, but they're all 100 miles tall by 50 miles wide teddy bears. Multiply that by 7 billion and the world is now covered in teddy bears, leading to man kind and pretty much every species on Earth to suffocate.

I wish that I could play every musical instrument in the world at a professional level.

[InDeCiSive]

Granted.  But since that takes so much practice you are 90 yrs old with musical instruments your only talent, and you've never been so much as scouted on a single one since you've hopped from one to the next.

I wish I had wings that worked.

[Angaroo]

Granted, but you fly to close to a forest during hunting season and a hunter mistakes you for a bird.

I wish that everybody in the world knew me and liked me.

[seffer]

Granted, but they like you so much that they're going to stalk you and do other creepy stuffs.

I wish for a fast and stable internet connection~

[Angaroo]

Granted, but you pay 200 dollars a month for it. On top of that, you forget to put a password on it, allowing anyone in your area to connect to it. This makes the connection sub-par at best.

I wish that I didn't have to get up in 5 hours for work.  :'(

[seffer]

Granted, you'll get up in 3 hours for work instead.

I wish for a peaceful day.