Naughty or Nice?

Started by Bliss, November 29, 2007, 07:41:30 PM

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Bliss

Naughty. Very, very naughty, all you little elves... time to write about it.

Based on the Christmas Elf Name Generator that Amberghylles posted about here, we decided it would be fun to write a massively multiplayer seasonally oriented game. Everyone would go, generate their elf names... and Santa's workshop will become a VERY naughty place, with lots of VERY special toys.

Silly? Yes.
Dirty? Totally.
Fun? Probably the best grownup fun we'll all get to have together this holiday season.

So... who is in? Snappy Spirit-fingers wants to know how much interest before we get this big jingle bell a-rolling....
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Elvi

Blinky Crazy-legs, the buxom elf, totally stunned by everything that's going on around her, may want to play.....*grins* 
It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building

Sherona

Tinker-Tum-Tums probably wouldnt be joining as she has quite a few stories on her plate already, and some are already getting more neglected then I would like..but she might be watching :)

Bliss

I think a certain vampiress might be content to remain, ah, tied up with a certain vampire in limbo for a while if Tinker-tum-Tums wants to play without overbalancing the thread load... *wink*
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Elvi

Quote from: Sherona on November 29, 2007, 08:05:13 PM
Tinker-Tum-Tums probably wouldnt be joining as she has quite a few stories on her plate already, and some are already getting more neglected then I would like..but she might be watching :)

What?
Even if I get Zippy Fluffy-paws to play as well?
It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building

Xillen

Wobbly Snow-sneezer really doesn't understand the whole idea, but would welcome some fun :)

Elvi

It's not too hard Xillen, we all take on the persona of our 'elf names' and become Santa's little helpers.

I believe that we would be working in the 'adult' gift section?
It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building

Xillen

Heh, that's ok. I'll just see what happens and play along :)

Bliss

Quote from: Elvi on November 29, 2007, 08:19:29 PM
I believe that we would be working in the 'adult' gift section?

*taps her nose* You bet your bippy!
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Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Sherona

ok hell..why not


Count Tinker-tum-tums in...if I can come up wtih a suitable elfy personality

Whether or not Zipper Fluffy-paws joins :P

Elvi

*tuts*
A lot can go wrong with adult toys and gifts....
I mean look at that new range...Transformers...dildos in disguise...
It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building

Sherona

Quote from: Elvi on November 29, 2007, 08:27:37 PM
*tuts*
A lot can go wrong with adult toys and gifts....
I mean look at that new range...Transformers...dildos in disguise...

*coughs* I am actually getting my son a few transformers for christmas..dont make me get paranoid and re-open his gifts to make sur ethey just turn into cars and trucks :P

Elvi

Errrrrrrmmmmm.......did they come in a brown paper bag?
It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building

Sherona

around christmas time most department store switch to brown paper bags instead of the see-through plastic bags (for parents wanting to hide christmas presents on teh way home and such)

Far eyes

Nipper Floppy Feat might want to play

Well you know what they say about men with big feat, ya I am sticking with that  ;D
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Elvi

But with Floppy as a middle name?.....
OK he's the Viagra and penis pump tester....*grins*


OK then Trifle, did the 'toy shop' you bought them from, have a flashing neon sign out the front of a man hugging a ladies bottom?
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Far eyes

No its just because of the size

No really

*Squik*
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Amberghylles

Well... seeing as Sparky Bing-a-ling helped come up with the idea I am definitely in.


Far eyes

Now I have some hard decisions, if I spell my name correctly (using leathers not in the English language) I get

Dingy Angel Pants

If I use English leathers

Nipper Floppy Feat

Hmm tough decision
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Elvi

Oh no..you can't get out of it like that!
You named yourself Nipper Floppy Feat and I'm already working out all the *wink wink* jokes.....*grins*
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Far eyes

U shall stay true to my first choice, besides it sounds more comic. The other one sounds a bit like some 80s Porn actor’s name :P
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strangely made

Zippy Fluffy-paws will be standing by in quality control :)

Elandra

Count me in, though it is a toss up if I should use my elf name from my real name or E Identity.

Real: Perky Angel-Pants
E: Perky Smickleifigus
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o.o And apparently it sees me as a crazy narcoleptic. Or a person who sleeps with everyone.

Batty-Bed Head. o.o

Or if I used the last name my mother was married under.

Batty-Angel Pants.

The other one would make me a crazy prude, a celibate. *laughs*
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Xillen

Ohh!

*Didn't see the name generator and feels stupid now*

Will go by the name of Blissful Smickleifigus from now on...

Elvi

Hmmmmm...two with 'figus' in their names....I wonder if Mrs Claus has fresh ginger in her larder?
It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building

Caeli

I'm... Sparky Spirit-Fingers? o_O;
... It sounds kind of dirty @@;
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Far eyes

Any experience in the Exotic massage industry :o

Might be the right person to take the Floppy out of my name :P
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Cherri Tart

Can I go by my "married" name? - Lucky Candy-Lips *giggle*  it's much better then the alternatatives :)
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kongming

Quote from: Elvi on November 30, 2007, 03:55:03 PM
Hmmmmm...two with 'figus' in their names....I wonder if Mrs Claus has fresh ginger in her larder?

Oooooh....
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Cherri Tart

you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



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kongming

What the heck, sounds like fun. So, Merry Floppsy-Feet or Bijou Fluffy-Paws?

Also, are these elves the typical Christmas ones (adults that look a bit weirdly proportioned, pointy ears, and perhaps one foot tall), "Santa Clause" ones (they look like 8-10 year old chil- hey, here's an idea, how about not) or "Lord of the Rings" elves? Or something else entirely?
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Xillen

Their 1 foot tallness doesn't really make them childish at all in my eyes...

Do you have the same problem with hobbits?

kongming

No, I mean, the movie "The Santa Clause" shows elves as just looking like kids. As in, they get children for the role.

The 1' tall ones don't look like children, so that doesn't worry me. As for hobbits, I just find them plain ugly so it's much of a muchness. I think they look better as D&D 3.5 halflings - "elf children, except the females have breasts".
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Xillen

Quote from: kongming on December 01, 2007, 05:42:12 AMNo, I mean, the movie "The Santa Clause" shows elves as just looking like kids. As in, they get children for the role.

Ah ok, no, that's bad.

I'd imagined this as the 1' tall ones... More gnomish than elvish in appearance, tho...

Far eyes

Maybe the more adult version with the Elf like features, or perhaps a generally more fey outline.
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Elvi

*raises eyebrows*

You think christmas elves are 'children'?
It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building

Sherona

Quote from: kongming on December 01, 2007, 05:42:12 AM
No, I mean, the movie "The Santa Clause" shows elves as just looking like kids. As in, they get children for the role.

The 1' tall ones don't look like children, so that doesn't worry me. As for hobbits, I just find them plain ugly so it's much of a muchness. I think they look better as D&D 3.5 halflings - "elf children, except the females have breasts".

well it would be against the rules if we used the elves they used in things like The Santa Clause because of the whole "cant look pre-pubescent". I personally view the elves as adult but purportionally small :)

Cherri Tart

Elves are Sherona & Cherri sized, which means they are the perfect height :)
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Sherona


strangely made

Quote from: Cherri Tart on December 01, 2007, 04:43:37 PM
Elves are Sherona & Cherri sized, which means they are the perfect height :)

Is that with or with out socks?

Cherri Tart

socks add at least 1/16 inch and i'll take all the help i can get :)
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Sherona

*puts 32 pairs of socks* Does this mean I have broken five foot?

strangely made

Quote from: Sherona on December 01, 2007, 06:00:13 PM
*puts 32 pairs of socks* Does this mean I have broken five foot?

No, but you'll have some where to store the ginger :)

Sherona

lolol hubby was teasing wtih me the other week. A commercial was coming on about child safety seats and it was like "4'9 or smaller still need booster seats" he looked at me and said "Well hun guess we need to get you a booster.."

Cherri Tart

*grins* i am too big for booster seats! 
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Sherona

lol technically by an inch or so tall I am too..

Cherri Tart

just make sure you always wear heels - that way there's no question ;)
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Sherona

#48
I still have my Prom shoes from '97...hunter green six inch square heels..had to get them specially made because they didn't make that high of squared heels, but my prom date was a 6'4 and I didn't want to look too silly :P

Granted I was so anti social I stayed at the prom long enough for pictures and went back home with my date and watched a really sappy movie :)

Cherri Tart

lol - yeah, really, you'd think you'd have found a shorter boy to date! :) 
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Bliss

Quote from: Sherona on December 01, 2007, 06:48:36 PM
I still have my Prom shoes from '97...

HEY! I went to prom in '97 too! Gratned, I was the only Sophomore there and felt a little strange with my Junior class boyfriend, but whatever!
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Sherona

lol Bliss I went to prom my soph year 96, my junior, 97 and senior, '98 all with the same guy. That guy followed me from Kentucky to La when I moved my senior year (he was a year old so by that time he was 18 and graduated) else I probably wouldnt have gone at all.


lol Cherri Tall guys are just a thing for me..my hubby is 6'1ish :P

Cherri Tart

*Smiles*  finally i got smart and started seeing a girl... of course she's a lot taller then me, but at least she's not a some towering giantess! :)
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MadPanda

(runs name generator)
(blinks in panda-like shock, horror, and surprise at the results)

Sunny Sugar-Socks.

(slams head on keyboard, rereads screen)

Sunny.  Sugar.  Socks.

(also checks Naughty or Nice List generator)

Nice...by a count of 1857 nice entries to 223 naughty entries.

(weeps openly at being put on, obviously, the wrong bleeping list...)

Sunny-bunny Sugarcookie Socks-to-be-me.
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#54
Count me in too...should be up and running in time for the Holidays.

Check out my generated name...

Zippy Monkey-Buns

*shakes head*

If i use my Middle Name instead of first name i get this:

Lucky Monkey-Buns

I think i like that one better.

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(pouts)

See?  He doesn't have that stuuuuupid alliteration...

:) :D ;D
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Sounds like a great idea. Ill have to come up with some character details for Batty Smickleifigus
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I tried my mothers maiden name...

Peppermiz Bing-A-Ling or Lucky Bing-A-Ling

Depending on whether I go with full first name or nickname...too many choices.

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My wife's name, by the by, is Happy Bing-a-ling, so I guess she's related to you, Sil.  And she's also on the Nice list, but in her case she's pleased about it.   :P
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Quote from: Xillen on November 30, 2007, 10:51:05 AM
Will go by the name of Blissful Smickleifigus from now on...

Quote from: Brandon on December 02, 2007, 01:49:58 PM
Ill have to come up with some character details for Batty Smickleifigus

Does that make them related? :$

Silkcat

Apparently there are a few of us "Angel-Pants" family members around

Real name: Pinky Angel-pants

Maybe we ought to have a little family get together...
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Our Christmas Elves will be the sort that are adult-appearance and proportions, but only perhaps 1' to 2' tall.

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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

MadPanda

Heh heh.  Already done.
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Not right at all - but I am actually giggling here at my desk from reading it, so that's definitely a good elfbio!
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

MadPanda

(bows)
Thankyew!  I figured somewhere in the Workshop there's got to be someone who's job it is to toddler-proof the infant toys...
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Sounds fun. I'll hop on with Sparky Smickleifigus, as soon as I come up with a job and bio for him. :D

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I tried both my legal and adopted names... and I got the following
Daffy Crazy-legs
and
Daffy Smickleifigus

Which one should I go with??????
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*With a large Grin and a great pause* I hereby announce myself as Lord.... Daffy *pause* Crazy-Legs
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There aren't Lords among Christmas elves, you silly goose! er, duck! XD
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
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Draconus Umaki

^_^ Hehe, well the duck got the goose on this one.
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I've been reading...

It looks fun :) is there still an opening? I'd like to try it out if thats not too much hassle.

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Come on in...the water's fine... :)  Just watch for falling mallets.
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