Oh dear god I think I'm having a heart attack!

[Tonalberry]

*whimper*

[The Overlord]

Jesus H. Fricking Christ...  :o

[Sabby]

...I gained 5 kilos just from LOOKING at that.

...

*sneaks off to his mirror to see how wide he can open his mouth*

[HairyHeretic]

[Ket]

And now I'm wishing I had bacon...because I have shredded cheese...

[Doomsday]

DO WANT.

Note the title.

[HairyHeretic]

If you want true heart attack on a plate, I ought to introduce you to the Ulster Fry.  :D

[rafufu]

You want heart attacks? Try going to Scotland and ordering yourself a deep fried pork sausage kebab. Only contains 46 grams of fat, and customers are limited to 1 per week. For dessert you can treat yourself to a deep fried mars bar.

[HairyHeretic]

There's a lot of similarity between the Scots and the Northern Irish.

[Doomsday]

If you want true heart attack on a plate, I ought to introduce you to the Ulster Fry.  :D

What, what's an Ulster Fry master?

[HairyHeretic]

"A traditional Ulster fry consists of bacon, eggs, sausages (either pork or beef), the farl form of soda bread (the farl split in half crossways to expose the inner bread and then fried with the exposed side down), potato bread and tomatoes.[10] Other common components include mushrooms, wheaten bread or pancakes. All this is traditionally fried in lard."

Says wikipedia.

Here's one version of it.

http://www.mrbreakfast.com/superdisplay.asp?recipeid=727

    *  2 Bacons
    * 2 Sausages
    * 1 Vegetable Roll (sausage meat mixed with scallions (spring onions))
    * 2 Tomatoes
    * 4 Mushrooms
    * 2 Eggs
    * 1 Soda Farl (the flat version of soda bread)
    * 2 Potato Farls (Irish potato bread)

To that you can also add white pudding, black pudding, onions, friend pancakes and fried bread.

For myself, I'd go with the bacon, sausage, vegetable roll, mushrooms, white pudding, and onions, all fried.

Ish delicious.

[Doomsday]

You're all fools! Those things will get you sick, this will KILL YOU!

[Chris Brady]

I...  I think I'm the only one actually grossed out by this...

[Tonalberry]

What is wrong with the Japanese?

[Doomsday]

Nothing my friend. That looks like confectionery heaven  O:)

[Sabby]

Oh god... I HAVE to try that bacon weave thing!

[Sabby]

[Doomsday]

Good god, is that bacon wrapped in bacon, and then... BAKED?

[Tonalberry]

That which does not kill me, only makes me stronger!!

[consortium11]

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/



Deep Fried Peanut Butter And Banana Sandwich



The Pattie LaBurger

A triple bacon cheeseburger with deep fried patties as buns.

And...

http://www.davidlebovitz.com/archives/2008/03/candied_bacon_i_1.html



Candied Bacon Ice-cream


Although I do have to say I'm pretty disappointed in the Ulster Fry... that seems pretty lightweight in terms of the OTT cooked breakfasts I've seen (hell, that I've seen down my street...) ...

Oh, and from one of the best blogs in the world:



http://russelldavies.typepad.com/eggbaconchipsandbeans/

[Tonalberry]

The ultimate super bowl snack

[Lithos]

This thread is awesome, it makes me hungry x.x

Now off to shop :P

[consortium11]

This thread is awesome, it makes me hungry x.x

Now off to shop :P

Always a bad idea lol...

[Fertile Myrtle]

The ultimate super bowl snack

SUPER LOL!

Also, I strongly advise against grocery shopping on an empty stomach. It impairs your judgment to do radical and unreasonable things. For example, buying 5 boxes of fancy cakes. Bad idea.



Behold! my only vice.

[Oniya]

*wants a Clamwich and a Fribble*

[The Dark Raven]

A dozen pancakes, buttered and slathered in maple syrup, topped with a half a dozen fried eggs and a pound of bacon....and a fifth of Jack.

This is what my uncle used to eat every morning for breakfast while he drank.

[The Overlord]

Step 8: Cardiac Arrest

[Serephino]

There was a time this thread would make me hungry, but since I had my gallbladder out I think I'm gonna be sick just looking at it.

[Skye]

Eww... this thread makes me want to go vegetarian. Bleh-BLEH!!!

[Fertile Myrtle]

arteries... declogging....

[Skye]

And farty! -Laughs- Thanks Fertile Myrtle! <3

[Tonalberry]

arteries... declogging....

This oughtta declog your arteries real good.

[The Overlord]

There was a time this thread would make me hungry, but since I had my gallbladder out I think I'm gonna be sick just looking at it.

Actually that bacon cheese thing does anything but make me hungry as well. I hate food that's all gloppy with cheese, and don't get me wrong I love bacon but that shit is undercooked...undercooked pork is something you just don't mess around with, and if the fat is still white, it's undercooked. I make my bacon a nice medium brown and lightly crunchy.

[HairyHeretic]

Ah, I see Chuck Norris has taken up cooking.

[The Overlord]

Ah, I see Chuck Norris has taken up cooking.

Ah...but can Chuck Norris make a sandwich even he can't eat??

[HairyHeretic]

It may be possible, but in that event the universe would simultaneously implode, explode and asplode for good measure, so Chuck, in his benevolence, has agreed never to try.

[Fertile Myrtle]

This oughtta declog your arteries real good.

Aww, just like mom used to make. My mom is Chuck Norris, btw. He usually sprinkled it with gun powder and the tears of children as an admittedly more awesome substitute for ketchup. Packed it in my lunchbox every day.

[Tonalberry]

Ah...but can Chuck Norris make a sandwich even he can't eat??

I think he may already have.

[Oniya]

Een Zoviet Rrrrussia, zandvich eats YOU!

[Ket]

-gigglesnorts- 

Oh internet...have I told you lately that I love you?

[Avis habilis]

Ah...but can Chuck Norris make a sandwich even he can't eat??

This is like those "can God make a rock He can't lift" discussions, isn't it?

[HairyHeretic]

Yes, but funnier.

[Risa]

...This food talk is making me hungry.

*goes and puts a lot of salt and butter on some already-buttered popcorn* Mmmm...sodium.

[Nimmy]

XD I could go for super-buttered popcorn. But you know what's good (but not exactly heart attack on a plate material)? We have a popcorn popper where there's an arm that goes around in oil at the bottom. When the popcorn's done, just salt it and mmmmm