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Breakup with the person above you!

Started by stormkitten, March 09, 2009, 01:45:07 PM

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thirteenhearts

Oh...I know who she is and FYI she has herpes.  Best wishes for you two!

Cardwolf

Your too immature for me...btw you gave me gential warts.

thirteenhearts

(ooc lolz)

My doctor said that was just ingrown hair from shaving! You never listen!

Cardwolf

THEN WHY IS IT ON THE TIP AND THE SHAFT?!

thirteenhearts

IT'S FROM YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND THEN!!

(caplocks...unleash the fury!)

Cardwolf

Sorry, but we already went and got ourselves checked out...she doesn't have anything

thirteenhearts

You made me throw up a little in my mouth! Stop calling me!

Cardwolf


thirteenhearts

Look, you're in my top 5 and the phone dialed automatically when I threw my purse in the car.  Please come pick up the rest of your soiled clothes, you keep leaving stuff here as a reason to continue coming over.

Michael Corvus

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I'm sorry but we're finished, Thirteen. Don't cry. It's not you... it's me.
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thirteenhearts


Michael Corvus

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thirteenhearts

Damn you!

*slams door*

Get off my property!

Michael Corvus

 ::) We're in my car. So... damn YOU.

*slams car door*

Get out of my car!
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thirteenhearts

No, damn YOU!  We're on a porch swing!

*shakes the chain holding up the wooden swing*

Get off my swing!

Michael Corvus

(lol)

Fine! I will, after you get off my LAP!

shakes you, pinning me down in the swing*

Get off of... ME!
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thirteenhearts

(lol this is so ridiculous)

Damn YOU! I can't get up! I twisted my ankle when you pushed me down that flight of stairs the other day!

*points down to the ace bandage wrap*

Michael Corvus

(lol. indeed.. yet I'm sitting her laughing out loud as I envision the conversation, your face as you shook the chain and you... being shaken by me.)  ;D

Oh is that all? Well, I can't get up either cause you broke my leg when you grabbed my arm and pulled me down the stairs with you!

*points at the rather obvious cast covering most of his leg below the knee*

And for your information, I didn't push you. You had a spider on your back and I killed it ... probably saved your life, you ungrateful....
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thirteenhearts

I might have been a little drunk that night but I didn't pull you down the stairs.  You tripped after punching me in the back once you completed your chant and stuck pins in a voodoo doll you made from my hair!!  I'm leaving you!

*attempts to get up but falls down onto limp ankle*


Michael Corvus

Yeah, you were drunk alright! And yes, I tripped... OVER YOUR BODY.. AFTER YOU GRABBED MY ARM AND PULLED ME TOWARDS YOU AS YOUR DRUNK ASS *FELL* DOWN THE STAIRS!

And yes, they were pins ... BOBBY PINS THAT I WAS PUTTING BACK IN YOUR HAIR AFTER THEY FELL OUT DURING YOUR TIME WORSHIPING THE PORCELAIN GOD!

And that wasn't a voodoo doll, IT WAS A KITTEN I HAD GOTTEN YOU AS A SURPRISE!
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thirteenhearts

looks up from the ground, still unable to get up

You know, I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE YOU ALWAYS YELLING AT ME!

And why is your mom standing over there with the cops again!?  I know you live in her basement but does she always have to be up in our business!?

*points right --->

Michael Corvus

*trys to help you up but loses balance thanks to broken leg in cast and tumbles out of swing on top of you instead.*

I was making a POINT... or making POINTS, as it were. I figured maybe if I said it loud enough the sound may stand a better chance of resonating through that thick skull of yours and actually make sense to you.

[*i]glances ---> and waves*[/i] Hi Mom! *waves*

Whatever. My mom adores you... for reasons I can't fathom. She probably called the cops on ME!

What? No mom! I didn't push her out of the swing, she fell! Wha... No mom, I'm not taking advantage of her mom, I was trying to help her up and *I* fell. Broken leg, remember?

*points to you with an accusing smirk*

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thirteenhearts

Oh right! The last time you said she liked me I ended up in the back of a cop car!

Get off of me!

*starts kicking at the cast with her one good leg*

Michael Corvus

Yeah, but that wasn't because of my mom. That was because you think it's fun to drive around town half naked. How many times have you been in trouble for indecent exposure now? I know you get a kick out of seeing all the faces of the men you surprise but... their significant others' don't find it quiet as humorous as you.

*cringes in pain as his broken leg gets kicked. Rolls off of you onto your bum ankle.*

Oh Jesus God! My leg!
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Ferret

You can't hide from me! I see you! We're through!
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