Breakup with the person above you!

[Phoenixrisen]

Well of course it's you, with your sultry looks and barbaric jewelry! You're just so unrefined what am I supposed to do with you? Get out, out. *Makes shooing gesture with her hands.*

[Adammair]

You always look at me with that same expression of distrust and contempt. I guess that's normal for a pirate lass such as yourself, but it's really starting to creep me out. I'm done with your negativity. Goodbye.

[Autumn52]

Negativity? You keep wielding that axe at me. I can't take it. Be gone.

[Anesa]

This "movie star" fetish you've got going on is getting on my last nerve!  Who's next?  Greta Garbo? Ava Gardner? Joan Crawford or Liz Taylor?

Let me know when you're ready to come back to the 21st century, doll!  *Kisses her cheek*  Fair well, my love!

[Autumn52]

Actually now that you mention it, Ava is next and since you are speaking about fetishes maybe you could do something about the cowgirl image. Its getting on my nerves too.

Bye bye

[Branwen]

It's simple.  Your breasts overshadow me and mine.  I'm tired of being the ugly one in the relationship.  Please forward my mail.

[Ramael]

Listen, I've seen you hanging round with that president guy.

I know he's hot, charming, and really loved by the people, but hey, so am I babe!

What....? Fine. No, I'm fine. Really.

*goes to buy a sniper rifle and walks off to a grassy knoll*

[EDIT] This was meant to Xandi and a warning didn't come up when I posted this!

[Anesa]

Sorry Darlin...but the whole "cowgirl and indian" look isn't working... gonna have to go find me a "real" cowboy!  ;)

tootles!

[Ramael]

I don't dig your oppressive "manifest destiny" even if you do ride me rather well.

You repress my culture! Even if most of the time I like it when you do so.

I'mma go find me a nice squaw with feathers and leather.

[Martee]

Ramael, I cannot be with a man who has shinier hair than I do. You'll have to go, but leave your conditioner!

[Mordred]

Ok so what's with the whip? A few little surpises, yeah I dig. I'm all for surpises. Hell, even a little pain, I'm in! But when I'm about to take a bite? Are you kidding? I have no control in those moments.. you know that! So, I must depart. Not from this world but from your life. I'm doing this to save you. Basically, it's me, not you. Good bye.

[Nico]

Dude, you always keep those cigars to yourself. I'm out!

[Branwen]

You keep pointing out which of my gay porn actors that I have a crush on are faking it.  Stop ruining my dreams. 

P.S. can you keep my cat?  The new apartment doesn't allow pets.

[Mordred]

I'm no one to talk, I know.. but I do wonder how you remain so youthful all these years. Powers lurk inside those lovely veins and yet I don't know what kind. You simply don't open up. And still, not even one little bite? That's all I'm about. Anyway.. I can't do it any more. Time to pack up the hearse and make like a bat.

[Ramael]

I'm sick of you always making jokes about my bat heritage.

My aunt is NOT just a flying rodent, thank you very much.

As a leaving gift, me and my brothers all left our guano in your favourite blue paint. Enjoy your cigar, craphands!

[Anesa]

How many times have I told you, the "Farrah" hair went out YEARS ago!  And the bear claw necklace?  It still gives me the heebie jeebies!  To know that somewhere out there wanders a "pawless" bear who cannot forge for his own food, who cannot scratch his own itch!  Barbaric!!!   

You stay and I'll leave this time.  I need a change of scenery.... good bye!

[Ramael]

I only got the bear claw necklace...because you shot the goshdarned thing on one of your hunting things with all your cowboy chums!

You call me barbaric...at least I used the rest of the bear, you just wanted its head on a mantlepiece...you know our duvet that we shared many a night of fervent and filthy passion in? BEAR FUR.

[Autumn52]

Ramael your rugged good looks and those icy blue eyes make me horny all the time. I can't think, I can't work, I can't do anything but think about the next time you will take me. I love all the sex, I need it. But, well, I need to be able to concentrate on something other than you. I think I need to leave and try to pull my life together so I don't lose my job, my house, my bank account. But please feel free to call me for a booty call anytime. PLEASE............

[Crazy]

Xandi,  I don't think this going to work...  you're too obsessed with old flames...  Ramael, can you stop a second,  I'm trying to break up here.

[octaviath]

Crazy...please..can I have a word with you? Listen, here's the thing...why do you close your eyes when we make love? Why don't you look at me?! Wait a minute...it's that new girl at the Arby's isn't it? That bitch gives you -one- extra sandwich and now all of a sudden you're in love with her aren't you? Fine! I see how it is...

[Autumn52]

octaviath you're always so mean to me. I do things for you I tell you how much I love you and its never enough. Why? I can't take it anymore. I'm getting a job at Arby's and maybe the fry cook will take me home. Bye.

[Branwen]

I wear my heart on my sleeve.  You wear yours...other places.  We just can't see heart to heart.

[Ramael]

You're always looking with your heart instead of your eyes! It was so annoying when we went on that trip to the rockies, especially when you asked for directions. That guy thought you were some kind of carebear.

I can't be with a person who blinds herself with her heart. Good luck...or should I say...good LOOK...ha! See what I did there? No you didn't see, because you look with your heart!!

arrrrghrasslefrassle

[olive]

~puts her hands on her hip and taps her foot~

I have just been waiting on you to show back up from your trip to the mountains....and bears....you are into bears? I'm sorry I only heard part of your conversation but it was enough to let me know this is never going to work. This is the last time you'll see me. I won't be back.

[BeaconOfSpirit]

You're beautiful, sexy, and have phenomenal taste in clothing, but if you can't even bear to face me, dear, then I am afraid it's over between us. I wish you the best. ~bows and turns to leave~