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Amorous Feelings for an Alligator?

Started by Maeven, May 23, 2008, 12:18:43 PM

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Maeven

May 23, 2008, 12:18:43 PM
What a wicked game to play, to make me feel this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of you.
What a wicked thing to say, you never felt this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to make me dream of you. 

The Cardinal Rule

HairyHeretic

#1
May 23, 2008, 12:28:23 PM
There's a Darwin Award waiting to happen.
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Sabby

#2
May 23, 2008, 06:39:08 PM
He loves alligators, I take it.

Elvi

#3
May 23, 2008, 06:45:29 PM
I would be more tempted to say he was suicidal than anything else....
It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building

Moondazed

#4
May 23, 2008, 09:13:29 PM
See, my first thought was mentally disturbed... but suicidal fits *jaw drop*
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OldSchoolGamer

#5
May 25, 2008, 08:23:34 PM
QuoteThe deputies who helped talk Apgar out of the water were familiar with him. In November 2006 he made national headlines when deputies rescued him from the jaws of a large alligator in Lake Parker near Lakeland. Apgar was naked and told his rescuers he had taken drugs.

There's the problem.

Just say no.

Elvi

#6
May 25, 2008, 08:31:46 PM
Just say no to the drugs or the alligator?
It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building

OldSchoolGamer

#7
May 25, 2008, 08:54:54 PM
Quote from: Elvi on May 25, 2008, 08:31:46 PM
Just say no to the drugs or the alligator?

Well, both, I would hope...   ;D

Elvi

#8
May 25, 2008, 09:07:15 PM
Well y'know, there is the song 'Never smile at a crocodile', but I haven't seen any warnings about 'Never swim naked after crawling through rather prickly bushes with an alligator'.
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Avi

#9
May 25, 2008, 09:28:34 PM
I love how he got his ARM ripped off, and yet he goes to them... again.  Gotta admit, the guy's persistent, at least.
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NightBird

#10
May 25, 2008, 10:17:06 PM
It used to be, back in ancient Egypt, that to have sex with a basking Nile crocodile was to gain strength and fertility... though not with the crocodile, one would imagine...

ShrowdedPoet

#11
May 27, 2008, 08:46:10 PM
Maybe he just wanted a little lovin?
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OldSchoolGamer

#12
May 28, 2008, 03:58:53 AM
Quote from: aviationrox on May 25, 2008, 09:28:34 PM
I love how he got his ARM ripped off, and yet he goes to them... again.  Gotta admit, the guy's persistent, at least.

"It's only a flesh wound!  Come back here, you reptile!  I'm not finished!"


Maeven

#13
May 28, 2008, 07:48:50 AM
"What are you going to do? Bite me??"   

*giggles* Now that made me laugh this morning.  Thanks Ty!!!
What a wicked game to play, to make me feel this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of you.
What a wicked thing to say, you never felt this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to make me dream of you. 

The Cardinal Rule

Kalen

#14
May 28, 2008, 07:56:38 AM
"Right.  We'll call it a draw!"
O/O

Sabby

#15
June 06, 2008, 02:21:27 PM
Sleeping with a croc increases your fertility? 'We need to add to the population. Lets rape crocodiles!' 'of course! Its genius!'

Trieste

#16
June 06, 2008, 04:56:25 PM
"Brilliant!"

*couldn't resist*

The Overlord

#17
June 07, 2008, 12:43:01 AM
Quote from: Sabbat on June 06, 2008, 02:21:27 PM
Sleeping with a croc increases your fertility? 'We need to add to the population. Lets rape crocodiles!' 'of course! Its genius!'

I'm gonna pitch a wild guess and say that crocodile rape is never going to become an epidemic thing...  :-\
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