Corrupt a wish

Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Randall Flagg

Granted. I'm free. But not before... now wait a minute, I don't have to corrupt wishes in my favor - do I? ...they have their way with me.

*sniff*

I wish I could forget my jail experience.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  But we reenact it for you on the outside.

I wish for more tea.
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seffer

Granted. There will be a rain of tea for 3 days straight, resulting in a tea flood. Of course, the tea would be polluted.

I wish for the flood to disappear.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  A black hole appears and draws the tea flood into it.  As well as everything else...

I wish the black hole would go away before it destroyed the entire planet.
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Jclaymore

granted, however, it already took half of the planet away, along with all the water.

I wish the earth had a new, infinite supply of clean, fresh, drinkable water that is completely safe to drink for everyone

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  But the destruction of half of the planet destroys the atmosphere, making the planet unlivable.

I wish all remaining humans were transported to a new world that was full of clean, healthy food and water and was liveable.
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Jclaymore

#2581
Granted, welcome to the world of my location: Even the plants will try and kill us.

I wish that we awesome people will survive XD

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  Only 5,000 people survive.  Not enough to sustain a viable population.

I wish there we could genetically create more humans!
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Randall Flagg

Granted. It's called sexual intercourse. Welcome to the new era of "free love"!  Unfortunately all that luvvin' causes syphilis to spread rampant and nobody remembered to pack the appropriate antibiotics...

I wish for our old Earth back and whole, just the way it was.

InDeCiSive

Granted!  It's back the way it was, during the Medieval ages!  We get the keep the syphilis and burn completely innocent people of witchcraft!

I wish we were back in our own time.

Loky

Granted! However, everything is twisted. Everybody who you have known now hates you. Even your own parents and your dog as well.

I wish I were happier.

seffer

Granted. You will feel happier for a second and depressed for the rest of your life.

I wish for a cure for depression.

Phelan8801

Granted. *shoots you*

I wish for a bigger gun.

Loky

Granted.
But the only way it shoots is back at you, therefore you have big suicide machine.

I wish there were no weapons in the world.


Randall Flagg

Granted, but since everything can ultimately be used as a weapon - including our own bodies, the world is now empty... void.

I wish for some goldfish crackers.

InDeCiSive

Granted.  But dried out used to be alive goldfish baked into crackers doesn't sound very appealing.

I wish I hadn't missed two days of work.
Now I have to work a 12 tomorrow. x.x

Firefly

Granted, but you can never stop working now.

I wish mah pizza would arrive!
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Randall Flagg

Granted, but it's so cold and dry it could be made of cardboard.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

Firefly

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish for a relief to this boredom!
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Randall Flagg

Granted, but the relief will last only as long as your batteries do...

I wish for something sweet to eat.

Firefly

Granted, but its so sweet it hurts your teeth

I wish I could decide what movie to watch
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InDeCiSive

Granted, but now that movie no longer exists (I hope it wasn't something good!)

I wish Netflix had more movies I actually want to see.

Firefly

Granted, but netflix breaks down

I wish I was done with school.
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Jclaymore

granted, but now you are enrolled at the military academy.

I wish I could hug random strangers and get away with it

Firefly

Granted, but it can only be men.

I wish I had a million kitties
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