Would you rather go to bed with....

Started by Captain Maltese, May 01, 2008, 04:05:30 PM

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RP7466

damn did it again,

a cantelope or a watermelon
"It's my only politics... anti-wife. Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy don't get my vote"

John Wayne as Sam McCord

Beguile's Mistress

One of each ~ fruit salad

A nurse or a teacher

RP7466

"It's my only politics... anti-wife. Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy don't get my vote"

John Wayne as Sam McCord

Beguile's Mistress

One of each, please ~~ but soldier if I have to choose.

Doctor or lawyer

RP7466

Doctor,

no question, the knowledge the have would be usefull >:)
"It's my only politics... anti-wife. Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy don't get my vote"

John Wayne as Sam McCord

RP7466

"It's my only politics... anti-wife. Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy don't get my vote"

John Wayne as Sam McCord

Beguile's Mistress

Oh, drat.  both - but if I have to choose, firelight

Cushions or fur rugs

RP7466

"It's my only politics... anti-wife. Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy don't get my vote"

John Wayne as Sam McCord

Beguile's Mistress

*laughs my bottom off*  I think we rolled over into the wrong thread.  *looks up at  the title*

Snowed in

A farmer's daughter or a preacher's daughter


RP7466

farmers daughter

bedroom funiture or "other" furniture
"It's my only politics... anti-wife. Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy don't get my vote"

John Wayne as Sam McCord

Beguile's Mistress

"Other" furniture

Soft or hard furniture

RP7466

depends on its shape >:), all thing being equal, soft

chocolate syrup or whipped cream
"It's my only politics... anti-wife. Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy don't get my vote"

John Wayne as Sam McCord

Beguile's Mistress

Chocolate syrup

Chocolate milk or chocolate ice cream?

leelan

Chocolate ice cream.

Reddi Whip or Cool Whip?
-Je suis belle, incroyable, sexy et un esclave. Je suis ce que vous désirez et vous le savez.-

RP7466

"It's my only politics... anti-wife. Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy don't get my vote"

John Wayne as Sam McCord

Josietta

Strawberries.. no chance of choking on pits...


cold snowy nights or  cool summer night ?

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RP7466

cool summer outside

Porch swing or hammock
"It's my only politics... anti-wife. Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy don't get my vote"

John Wayne as Sam McCord

Skyara Snow

Hammock.

Erotic novel character, or porn star?

RP7466

novel charactor

farmhouse or lakehouse
"It's my only politics... anti-wife. Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy don't get my vote"

John Wayne as Sam McCord

Beguile's Mistress


RP7466

rowboat

shore picnic, or in the boat
"It's my only politics... anti-wife. Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy don't get my vote"

John Wayne as Sam McCord

Beguile's Mistress

in the boat

Cheese, bread, fruit or fried chicken, potato salad

Cardwolf

Cheese, Bread and Fruit...much less of a mess.

Gum in your mouth or socks on?

Stattick

Wow, this thread's getting really bizarre. People do realize that the question is, "Would you rather go to bed with....", right? Because I've seen the video of the girl masturbating with a piece of fried chicken. *shudders*


Oh, if I have to answer, I'd rather go to bed with "socks on". I'm hoping that that means that I'm keeping my socks on, because when it's really cold, that makes sense, as opposed to having sex with a pair of socks (or sock ensconced feet). But that seems to be a better alternative then "gum in your mouth". I don't can't even imagine having sex with a piece of gum that's in my own mouth. I don't fold in half that way anymore. Besides, self fellating with gum sounds like a good way to die.


An assassin or a slut?
O/O   A/A

Cardwolf

That would depend on if the assassin was armed and if the slut had any diseases...but I'd go with the assassin.

An Astronaut or a Fireman.