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Offline Vill

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9175 on: February 19, 2014, 09:06:02 PM »
I told you these two were nothing but trouble Imp.

As such I'm leaving them.

Offline impishcharm

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9176 on: February 19, 2014, 09:08:49 PM »
Vill,

You can't keep your hands to yourself. I am sick and tired of being groped, molested, tackled in the shower, pounced on when I get home. I hope you and Palmela Handerson will be very happy together so I can rest.

</3 Imp

Offline Vill

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9177 on: February 19, 2014, 09:19:19 PM »
Imp,

You have the libido of a 50 year old woman. I'm taking my surplus of love to give and taking it where it's wanted!

</3 Vill

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9178 on: February 19, 2014, 09:22:32 PM »
Vill,

If you continue to insist on humping my leg, I will start a petition to have you neutered!  >:(

-Imp

Offline Vill

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9179 on: February 19, 2014, 09:24:26 PM »
Imp,

I can no longer tolerate the injustices you've committed in denying me access to your leg. You threaten me with things like petitions and being neutered when you full well know I don't understand what they mean!

I don't need a dictionary to know when I'm not wanted, though!  >:(

Offline Bedroom Lazarus

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9180 on: February 19, 2014, 09:27:52 PM »
Vill

I can no longer stand your off again, off again relationship with the Imp.  How many hours must I pine for your cerebral embrace, while knowing that in your heart of hearts, you only want to find a way to stick it to her again and again.

Altar boy in the manger will never be the same. 

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9181 on: February 19, 2014, 09:29:07 PM »
Priest,

I am sorry but, I have to break up with you. Your relationship with Vill has left my bed cold too many nights in a row. I'm sorry but IT'S over..


Hey Impy, You wanna get married too?

Offline Vill

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9182 on: February 19, 2014, 09:34:35 PM »
CrypticSayings,

Your inconsistency towards our relationship and your thinly veiled disdain for me and men in general has led me to leave you for B. Lazarus. Don't come crying to us when you realize how much you miss the assertive embrace of men-folk.

Goodbye
Good riddance,

Vill

Offline Divine Tenacity

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9183 on: February 19, 2014, 09:40:01 PM »
Vill,

Why didn't you tell me you and Lazarus had a thing? I would have gladly stuck around for that. Alas, it is not meant to be.

-Midori <3

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9184 on: February 19, 2014, 10:20:03 PM »
Midori, I'm sorry but you have my middle name as your name here and some people get confused by that....

Offline Divine Tenacity

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9185 on: February 19, 2014, 10:20:46 PM »
Spider,

Not my fault.

-Midori <3

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9186 on: February 19, 2014, 10:33:02 PM »
No... but... fine. You're just out of my league.  :-\

Offline Vill

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9187 on: February 19, 2014, 11:39:58 PM »
While your Wisconsin accent is undoubtedly one of the sexier that this nation has to off, you always up date your image to that of a man.

It's over.

Call me.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9188 on: February 21, 2014, 06:18:27 PM »
Vile Vill,

I just can't respect someone who works in the basement of the FBI headquarters, I mean, what are you doing with your life?

Rot in the dungeon,

-Imp

Offline Divine Tenacity

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9189 on: February 21, 2014, 06:31:38 PM »
Imp,

Your hair is way too red. Sorry but I don't to go blind. It's over.

-Midori <3

Offline subjuanita

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9190 on: February 21, 2014, 09:14:52 PM »
Midori,

Everything I kiss you my contacts fog up.

I want to be able to see things.

Sorry, but it is over

sj

Offline Dominic

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9191 on: February 22, 2014, 05:02:25 PM »
Subjuanita,

I'm sorry but your ass is too distracting. I'm never going to get any work done as long as those two beautiful cheeks are prancing around my house.

I'm sorry and I hope your next BF is a boob man, for his own sake.

~Dom~

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9192 on: February 23, 2014, 12:29:11 AM »
I fell for Dominique, and now you're a guy all of a sudden.

Doesn't float my boat, m'man. Just doesn't float it.

Offline Divine Tenacity

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9193 on: February 23, 2014, 12:57:46 AM »
Stone,

You never choke me out and take me as you please anymore. You just want to do all this gentle shit. No thanks man, no thanks.

-Midori <3

Offline SourLemon

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9194 on: February 23, 2014, 08:19:01 AM »
Midori, I've loved you since day one and I always will.
I paid for us to go to Cancun for the summer.
I bought you a minature horse farm.
I cooked and cleaned for you.
I never did anything that I was certain that you would not approve of.
I worshipped you.

...and then you betrayed me by eating all of the Captain Crunch! I didn't get a single bowl! How could you?! After all I sacrificed for you?!
I can forgive anything but this; it is unacceptable. Goodbye. 4everz.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9195 on: February 23, 2014, 09:25:31 AM »
When we met, you were totally sweet, but now you have turned into a Sour Lemon. :-( We're done! but we can be friends, k? :P

Offline Dominic

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9196 on: February 23, 2014, 03:19:59 PM »
Nicholas,

We had something once, I thought we understood each other.

Now every time I look at you, all I can see is you kissing another man.

I cannot live with your betrayal, I'm leaving you.

~Dom~

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9197 on: February 23, 2014, 03:41:46 PM »
Dom baby I am so sorry,

But I can't take not knowing what you look like any longer, all I can think of is what if he is like a grandpa?

I'm sorry darling but this... its over.

~Saph~

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9198 on: February 23, 2014, 08:11:02 PM »
I just... don't know exactly how to say this, so... I guess I'll just go ahead and say it.

I can't be with someone who can't spell sapphire properly, and then yells the name Marie at me. The combination of it all is just too much. I'm leaving you.

Maybe if you learn how to use your inside keyboard voice, we can see where things go.

-Ace

Offline Divine Tenacity

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9199 on: February 23, 2014, 08:11:54 PM »
Ace,

Your usage of portals is way too awesome for a ninja. I am not worthy!

-Midori <3