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Online AmberStarfire

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9075 on: February 02, 2014, 05:14:09 AM »
You're awesome, but..

your avatars always have lovely, hot guys I can't have, because they like each other and not girls like me.

hehe

So I am forced to drool and think sexy thoughts, and how is that fair?

I must now depart, but I will observe your avatars from afar!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9076 on: February 02, 2014, 10:25:28 AM »
Look, it isn't you. No, really, it isn't. It is me; I am just not really ready for anything serious. No, don't cry. This could have never worked, AmberStarfire. You are a beautiful, dynamic woman, and I am but a lowly pandaphant, trying to make it in a world that wasn't made for me. Perhaps in another time, another place, we could have made it. But for now, I must walk this road alone. I am a lone wolf, only not, because I am a creature half-elephant, half-panda bear. So I am whatever the equivalent of a lone wolf would be for that.

Laters!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9077 on: February 02, 2014, 11:12:16 AM »
I am so sorry for doing this to you sweetie, but its not fair for you to have to sit and watch me drool over AmberStarfire,
I am so sorry :(
Its over

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9078 on: February 02, 2014, 11:14:48 AM »
See, I'm not getting any work done any more. Each day you show up wearing that in the morning, and suddenly it's 5 PM in the night.

I gotta do my job. You're gonna have to go.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9079 on: February 02, 2014, 01:24:24 PM »
Well I am sorry sweetie, but if your going to keep grabbing my neck like that I am going to come back for more.
Its over you insensitive man :(

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9080 on: February 02, 2014, 03:16:16 PM »
It doesn't appear that there is room for a Rolo anymore so I shall melt away...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9081 on: February 02, 2014, 10:14:28 PM »
I'm sorry, my sweet, chocolatey Rolo, but I'm running away with Mr. Butterfinger.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9082 on: February 02, 2014, 11:19:06 PM »
Dear, sweet, sexy Imp,
  I'm saddened to say that I've discovered you've been keeping a secret from me.  Your hair isn't really red.  It's naturally brown.  Alas, I only started our relationship because I like redheads.  Since you're not, I'm afraid I have to leave you.  Don't fret.  I'd bet you'll find someone else soon enough.  Who, except for someone looking specifically for a natural redhead, could resist that face - or that body?

Farewell,
~D.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9083 on: February 03, 2014, 12:03:39 PM »
Dear, sweet, sexy Imp,
  I'm saddened to say that I've discovered you've been keeping a secret from me.  Your hair isn't really red.  It's naturally brown.  Alas, I only started our relationship because I like redheads.  Since you're not, I'm afraid I have to leave you.  Don't fret.  I'd bet you'll find someone else soon enough.  Who, except for someone looking specifically for a natural redhead, could resist that face - or that body?

Farewell,
~D.

Dearest Daoine,

To my deepest regrets, I have indeed lied to you. I knew that fiery red locks would help lure you to me, so I dyed them. I have lied to you about other things as well, like how I date only fae creatures (being one myself). Turns out we are too fickle. I must confess that I have been sleeping with a werewolf prior to you leaving me. Oops?  ;D

I wish you the best of luck finding a natural ginger.  :-*

-Imp


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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9084 on: February 03, 2014, 01:04:26 PM »
Dear Imp,

Not sure how to say this. So I’ll be blunt and tell you that we’re over. Partly it’s me. I’m not really an elf and the glue I’ve been using to hold on my “elf ears” irritates my eczema. Also, are you shaving your legs in bed? Because I keep finding this coarse “wolf-grey” hair under our sheets, not to mention flakes of troll-green skin. Anyway, keep my elf ears. It’s only fair, 'cause I took your fairy wings when I packed up my shit.

Ciao,

Jaz

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9085 on: February 03, 2014, 06:34:29 PM »
Jazra, I can't believe I gave you another chance. I got over the thing with my father, and the whole piano costume thing. But, then you asked me to insert piano keys in a certain place. That wouldn't have been such a bug deal, but you wanted me to put them in me. I just can't compete with your piano fetish. Oh, and my father asked me to tell you to call him. I'm out.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9086 on: February 03, 2014, 10:36:36 PM »
Chicagookie,

I hate to say this, I really do, but I'm afraid we're over. The kilt thing was fun, even cute in the beginning.... By after a whole year? Can't you.. I don't know, at least wag it once in a while? It's getting a little to strange for me to deal with. And your fake Scottish accent is so very annoying. I just can't take it anymore.

I'm sorry, chicagookie.

- Frore

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9087 on: February 03, 2014, 11:15:50 PM »
My darling Frore,

I can no longer take you uppie. It is just too much. I can get nothing done around the house with you in my arms! Enough is enough. Plus, you snore at night and a girl really needs her beauty sleep. That, and you hog the bed!

Adios!

-Imp

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9088 on: February 03, 2014, 11:49:09 PM »
Oh my sweet Imp, I knew this day would come. I took up most if the bed because it was your idea to get a small bed. I can't help it, I need room for my wings! Also, I want uppies because you never seem to have time anymore. Always working or cleaning. And what's up with all the dog hair around the house? We don't even have a dog.

My dear, I must say goodbye. You will forever remain my favorite plaything.
 
- Frore

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9089 on: February 04, 2014, 01:57:19 PM »
It's not you, it's the beak, I mean me!  It's me!  Aw hell!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9090 on: February 04, 2014, 01:57:50 PM »
Llamas and Toads just don't mix. We gave it a good shot though.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9091 on: February 04, 2014, 02:02:08 PM »
It's not you, it's the tongue...or rather the fact you refuse to use it.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9092 on: February 04, 2014, 02:35:49 PM »
I'm sorry I can't do this any more, its not you its me I just need a change.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9093 on: February 04, 2014, 02:36:30 PM »
This isn't going to work. Your tongue is obviously prettier than mine and I take issue with that.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9094 on: February 04, 2014, 03:55:10 PM »
I matched 3 numbers on my Mega Lottery ticket and won $6. If we stayed together, I'd feel like I should share and I'm really too selfish to do that, so sayanora baby.

Jazra

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9095 on: February 04, 2014, 05:08:05 PM »
We can't be together any more cause I never get to see that lovely face you always hide it from me so its time to move on and face the facts we aren't well suited for each other.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9096 on: February 06, 2014, 12:13:55 PM »
I am sorry, Syanyte.  You are just too good for me.  You deserve better.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9097 on: February 06, 2014, 12:16:35 PM »
Oh great Llama..... Tired of cleaning Llama kibble out of the bed and Llama poop out of the yard....  It is time to hit the Llama trail!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9098 on: February 06, 2014, 12:33:06 PM »
Dear Rolo,

Our time together has been swell, but I think it's time for us to see other people. I just need to get out there and experience life. I never understood where this strong spontaneous urge came from. But now, after watching an episode of Scooby Doo, I finally understand:

As Scoob said to Shaggy, "Roo Only Live Once." I can no longer say your name without feeling the need to follow this profound advice.

Good bye.
« Last Edit: February 06, 2014, 12:41:23 PM by Vill »

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9099 on: February 06, 2014, 02:09:35 PM »
Sorry!  I thought I could get over the whole donkey thing, it's not you it's me.  Well, it's kinda you...cause you're a donkey...k!?