Would you like me if I.....

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Poppy

*grins* something tells me you're already skilled with this particular form of fiddle, dear.

...if I wandered off for a bit to go write gay slash so my friend would stop poking me with a stick?


Deamonbane

Depends on which friend that is... but go ahead...

if I saved you a plate... and massage, for later?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Poppy

ooh, please do. I'm filling up on lucky Charms right now. lol

...if I offered you some of my marshmallow piece horde?

Tamhansen

oooh marshmallow yummie.

somehow mentioning lucky charms always brings austin powers flashbacks.

If I wanted you to join me on a trip around the world on an authentic flute ship?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Deamonbane

Sure thing... let me cancel my plans...

... if I invited Manic? :P
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Poppy

*is already on the ship, below desk in search of rum. She pokes her head out a port hole* ...I was under the impression I was already invited.

...if I drink too much rum and start wandering the deck nude, singing sea shanties?

Deamonbane

Well... we won't complain, be certain of that...

... If I took up the steering?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

Lol sure, just remember ships back then had no steering wheel, but a rudder

If I took you along to every port of call to see the local culture?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Poppy

*grins* I would love that. All kinds of different foods each night. All kinds of fun little outfits to add to my closet. ;) We'd have a ball.

And what if I dragged you along to each shop, and pulled you into the dressing room with me?

Deamonbane

Ah... sure, so long as you don't use me as a mannequin...

... If I introduced you to all the exotic drinks(not exclusively alcoholic)?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Poppy

*laughs because she;s watching the episode of Supernatural where various forms of mannequins are used to murder people*

Nope, your to tell me how great I look in various articles of clothing.

...if I wandered off with some local stud?

Deamonbane

Sure... don't be surprised if said stud suddenly goes missing the next day :P

... If I was the reason for the stud's disappearance?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen


Nope no killing or kidnaping on my cruise.

If I went on a bender, and came back to the ship dmbdrunk.
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Deamonbane

Who said anything about killing or kidnapping? What do you take me for? ;)

Hey man... we would all love to see you like that :P

... if I joined you on this... bender you called it?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen



bender
May 9, 2006 Urban Word of the Day

1. The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.

Sure, the more the merrier.

If it turned out I lost my wallet half way true, and we had to skip our tab by running?

ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Poppy

I'd laugh gleefully the entire trip back to the ship, and...

...if I were to moon the men chasing us as we sailed away?

Deamonbane

Very teasy... I like...

... if I helped with the running, carrying, and jumping on the boat, and nothing more?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

that's all you needed to do.

If I hoisted the jolly roger while at sea?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Poppy

I would don my pirates outfit...

...and if I began to raid ships?

Deamonbane

Sure, but avoid them cannon balls... those things are painful, if cartoons can be believed...

... If I watched me matey's back*arrrrrrrg*?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Poppy

Oh, I imagine your watching my something, but it's not my back...

...if I were to be captured by a competing pirate captain? Would my brave boys come save me?

Tamhansen

why? would you want us to? I'd imagine you'd have loads of fun there.

If we stole you back, would you be upset?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Poppy

The pirate captain intends to sell me to the highest bidder...Kata, come save me.

...if I kissed you when you came for me? *grins*

Deamonbane

Mmmm... saving youwould be my top priority...

... if I saved you, and fell in love with one of the woman pirates?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Poppy

I'd leave you to your salty wench and

...if I went and snuggled with Kata and Cast? Though first we must go pick up Cast...