Perverted Wishes

[Ryven]

Granted!  However, as soon as you make your wish, the star, rather than being minute space dust, is actually a full blown asteroid which changes course to head in your direction to deliver the wish personally along with a rather impressive and destructive explosion which will leave you and the surrounding countryside in smoldering ruin.

I wish I got this job I applied for.

[Adrenafoxxx]

Granted, but your boss ends up being a complete jerk and firing you on the first day.

[Aeval]

I wish this snow would stop and the sun would come out.

[cattycutie]

Granted, but the sun comes out stronger than ever, and your beautful face becomes all red and flaky.
I wish I could make a wish that wasn't twisted in some horrible, horrible way designed only to make me sad.
Good luck with that ^^

[Aysleen]

Your wish is granted, making you happy, and soon you see everything you do makes you happy, and eventually you don't remember what it is like to be sad, making you unsympathetic to others, and soon you have no friends, but even this doesn't bother you, because you are perpetually happy.  It makes the others who loved you sad though.

I wish everyone around me, or that I know and love has a wonderful holiday season.

[Aleksandr]

We do! The holiday is St. Patrick's Day, and Christmas is horrible.

I wish.. umm... lessee. I wish there were more strawberries. In general.

[Aeval]

Wish granted- when you walk into the super there are strawberries in the meat section, strawberries in the dairy section, strawberries EVERYWHERE and that is what you will now eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner  ;D

I wish chocolate had no calories!

[cattycutie]

Granted, but when you next eat chocolate, it is entirely tasteless, because all the flavourings have been removed.

I wish I had finished my Christmas shopping.

[Aeval]

Granted but in looking over the gifts you realize you just can't find one of them and you spend the rest of the day tearing the house apart to look for it!

I wish the meal I was cooking for tonight was already made!

[Mithlomwen]

Granted but the cooking fairies that were taking care of that job ate half of it in the process. 

I wish I could win the Power Ball.

[Thufir Hawat]

Granted but the cooking fairies that were taking care of that job ate half of it in the process. 

I wish I could win the Power Ball.

You do, but the mafia shoots you for ruining a deal by pulling an unexpected victory.

I wish I could live out my fantasies without fearing imprisonment ;D .
(I'm interested to see how you could make that more perverted, that is all :P ).

[Aeval]

I wish I could live out my fantasies without fearing imprisonment ;D .
(I'm interested to see how you could make that more perverted, that is all :P ).

Granted- but 18 hours into the first day- you are so into the fantasy- you have lost your grip of reality - you leave your home and never come back because you have wiped  your memory clean- you have no past.

[Thufir Hawat]

Granted- but 18 hours into the first day- you are so into the fantasy- you have lost your grip of reality - you leave your home and never come back because you have wiped  your memory clean- you have no past.

See, that's why I asked for this one. Most of my fantasies would require me to leave my home anyway, and wiping my memory clean might actually make me a better person ;D !
Sorry, I admit this was a trick question, so let's consider it fulfilled, so you can post your own wish :P !

[Aeval]

See, that's why I asked for this one. Most of my fantasies would require me to leave my home anyway, and wiping my memory clean might actually make me a better person ;D !
Sorry, I admit this was a trick question, so let's consider it fulfilled, so you can post your own wish :P !

*laughing* I got so caught up in trying to make your wish happen without imprisonment..I forgot to post my own!
I wish I had enough money so I never had to work again and  I could do the things that just make me happy!

[Thufir Hawat]

*laughing* I got so caught up in trying to make your wish happen without imprisonment..I forgot to post my own!
I wish I had enough money so I never had to work again and  I could do the things that just make me happy!

Granted, I'm generous!
Then again, you might want to take care about kidnappers and cops trying to frame you about money laundering... 8)

I wish I had the power to voluntarily make a chosen target fall in love with me :D !

[Aeval]

Granted, I'm generous!
Then again, you might want to take care about kidnappers and cops trying to frame you about money laundering... 8)

I wish I had the power to voluntarily make a chosen target fall in love with me :D !

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sheesh..with friends like you ...who needs enemies!!

Your wish is granted! Your love interest falls madly in love with you -and won't leave your side- not even for you to go to the bathroom!

I wish I was a pirate princess and owned my own ship and could sail the world! *I KNOW this one is too easy to pervert..oh well..that's my problem..being too easy * ;D[/color]

[Thufir Hawat]

sheesh..with friends like you ...who needs enemies!!

Your wish is granted! Your love interest falls madly in love with you -and won't leave your side- not even for you to go to the bathroom!

I wish I was a pirate princess and owned my own ship and could sail the world! *I KNOW this one is too easy to pervert..oh well..that's my problem..being too easy * ;D

(It was not about a specific person, but anyone - still, it works for me in this way, too :) ).

Granted, you are a pirate princess, and people know it was a djinn that gifted you with all this.
The problem is, they consider your wish too small, therefore, you should be too easy, and so nobody worthy pays attention to you, whatever you do - until finally, in a fit of depression, you commit suicide ;D !

[Aeval]

(Granted, you are a pirate princess, and people know it was a djinn that gifted you with all this.
The problem is, they consider your wish too small, therefore, you should be too easy, and so nobody worthy pays attention to you, whatever you do - until finally, in a fit of depression, you commit suicide ;D !

oohhh!! You are an evil...EVIL person!!!!! I will get you for this my pretty!!!!!!
and your wish??????????????????????????????????????? *can't wait!!!*

[Thufir Hawat]

oohhh!! You are an evil...EVIL person!!!!! I will get you for this my pretty!!!!!!
and your wish??????????????????????????????????????? *can't wait!!!*

Yes, but you've got to admit I've got my own style of being evil, right :D ?
And now is your turn.

I wish I could fix the political system of any country just by wishing it - not change it, but fix the problems in it ;D .

[Aeval]

Yes, but you've got to admit I've got my own style of being evil, right :D ?
And now is your turn.

I wish I could fix the political system of any country just by wishing it - not change it, but fix the problems in it ;D .

I WILL admit you certainly have your own style of evil!

Your wish is granted only the fairy granting your wish got the countries and the problems mixed up and now there is utter chaos in the world and the stock market in ALL the countries has crashed!

I wish I have sweet dreams after all this! I'm not a violent person!

[Mithlomwen]

Granted but the dreams are so sugary sweet that you develop cavities from them that require expensive dental work.

I wish I could finally write a book.

[Thufir Hawat]

I WILL admit you certainly have your own style of evil!

Your wish is granted only the fairy granting your wish got the countries and the problems mixed up and now there is utter chaos in the world and the stock market in ALL the countries has crashed!

I wish I have sweet dreams after all this! I'm not a violent person!

Thank you, and sometimes, I like the idea of utter chaos - it gives you opportunity to make it better this time, and the stock market is crashing anyway, it seems ;D !

Granted but the dreams are so sugary sweet that you develop cavities from them that require expensive dental work.

I wish I could finally write a book.

Granted, and it is a children book, which is the work of a genius, destined to make you famous, but it will only be re-discovered after your death, since it coincided with the release of the next Harry Potter book - J. K. Rowling got a sudden inspiration by the amount of money a publisher offered her and the other books got crushed under the heel of the potteramania.

I wish I would know the exact day when I'm going to die!

[Ryven]

Granted!  You will die on a Wednesday.

I wish these cats would stop being annoying.

[Thufir Hawat]

Granted!  You will die on a Wednesday.

I wish these cats would stop being annoying.

"I know I'm a djinn, but you are abusing the very limits of my power - couldn't you have picked something easier, like global peace?"
Granted, they stopped being - annoying, breathing, whatever...

I wish we enter a new era of global peace without genocide, autocracy, or mind-washing!

[Mordred]

Granted! Yet when you go outside, and see everybody walking around in a zombie-like state, you slowly realize 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers' is not simply a story but a reality.

I wish the science (or magic) of instant transportation over distance would be discovered and given to the masses freely.