Corrupt a wish

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Daoine Sidhe

Granted, unfortunately, no one understands what you're wishing for and you end up locked inside a cell the size of a large lobster.

I wish you weren't trapped.
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BellaBella

Granted, he is no longer trapped, but you are.

I wish that I had made twice as much ice cream the other night because we're already almost out of it.

InDeCiSive

Granted, but it only tastes half as good.

I wish I had ice cream right now.  I always forget to buy it. x.x

sweetgirl91

Granted, but on the way home you get stranded and it's melted all over your back seat :)

I wish I could get on a normal sleep schedule.
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cptBacon

Granted. Your sleep schedule is normal... for the United Kingdom. It doesn't mesh well for you life elsewhere.

I wish I didn't have to work anymore.
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RavenBlackmoon

Granted, but you run out of money.

I wish I had a pet unicorn that couldn't hurt or maim me in any way.

himawari

granted. but it died in 3 months.


i wish i had a pet dragon who doesn't breathes fire.
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TheDreadPirateRoberts

Granted...but, it farts fire instead....and is very gassy o.O


I wish for a cure to the common cold

InDeCiSive

Granted!  Common colds are wiped out.  Now we have uncommon colds that are far, far worse.

I wish I knew why my managers do what they do....

himawari

granted but you aren't working for them any more.

i wish people were more street smart than academically smart.
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Skadii

Granted, but as a result...all of the hospitals shut down and we must go to a street doctor for medical care...which ends up turning society into drug addicts and hookers.


I wish I could sleep for a thousand years.

TheDreadPirateRoberts

Granted, but when you wake up you realize all your hair and your fingernails have a thousand years of growth...

I wish for a magic wand

RavenBlackmoon

You now have a magic wand, but it refuses to work for you.

I wish I had an immortal puppy

TheDreadPirateRoberts

Granted, but unfortunately it is eternally unable to be housebroken, and also likes to chew everything.


I wish to survive the zombie apocalypse

seffer

Granted, but you're caught by aliens instead.

I wish to be motivated and inspired.

TheDreadPirateRoberts

Granted, but you are motivated and inspired to skydive from the edge of space....with no parachute.


I wish for a cure to diabetes(both types)

JadeArwen

Granted, but unable to eat sweets for the rest of their lives.

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JadeArwen

Granted, but unable to eat sweets for the rest of their lives.

I wish for a 33+ acres farm land with a house.

Dizzi

Granted, but due to new legislation, you can not grow anything on that land. It's protected

I wish my laundry would do itself


TheDreadPirateRoberts

Granted, but the farmhouse is haunted and the soil is infertile, that is when it isn't flooded by every rainstorm that passes through...

I wish I was a shapeshifer like Odo from DS9

StargazerLeo

Granted. But everyone you know finds out and becomes suspicious as to whether you've been messing with them by impersonating other people, they all lose trust in you, and you are left with no friends in the world.

I wish for one 3/4 inch coupling.
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Dizzi

Granted, but it is too rusty to use

I wish more people were online right now

seffer

Granted. So many people were only the server was overloaded and crashed for days.

I wish more people were online without overloading the server.

JadeArwen

Granted, but a computer virus down loads to your computer while you weren't looking

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

Sofina

Granted, but your boss fires you.

I wish I could afford those shoes I want.
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