The "I ___ ____ because ____" Game ... thing! (Split from Eden's Effing Awesome)

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Nadir



I needed a pornstar because I'm gay and sexy as hell. O8)

Doomsday

I slept with a condom because I'm sexy as hell.

Andy

I ran shirtless with Santa Clause because i smoke pot
Quote from: Oniya on November 15, 2012, 09:32:19 PM
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Skye

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Quote from: Eden on December 09, 2009, 01:24:00 AM


I needed a pornstar because I'm gay and sexy as hell. O8)
"I killed a condom because I have double D's"  -folds arms over chest- How do they know these things!!! (Camisol was yellow=other=aiyayay)

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P.S. this morning Miss Dis found this effing awesome thing:

<a href="http://dailyshite.com/2009/07/hilarious-a-girl-in-ireland-whos-making-prank-calls-at-the-age-of-8/" >Hilarious -- A Girl In Ireland Who’s Making Prank Calls At The Age Of 8!</a>



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Raveled

I stabbed a crackhead because I loooooove marijuana!
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MagicalPen

I ran shirtless with Santa Claus because I am a Pimp and you're jealous.

Andy, I think we share a birthday?

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Talia

I killed a bag of weed because thats how I roll!   8-)
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

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Avi

I cuddled with your mom because I had to. >_>  (January 18th, brown shirt)
Your reality doesn't apply to me...

Trieste

I slept with a stripper b'cos the lil ppl told me to.

MzNurse

I ate out a horse because I love marijuana and I have double Ds. >.>

That just sounds wrong. Maybe he was hung like a horse?  there...that sounds better...
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Skye

Quote from: MzNurse on December 09, 2009, 12:28:52 PM
I ate out a horse because I love marijuana and I have double Ds. >.>

That just sounds wrong. Maybe he was hung like a horse?  there...that sounds better...
-chuckle fit- Mz Nurse if effing awesome!
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Transgirlenstein

I banged the Kool-Aid man because I'm a pimp and your jealous.
Busy with freelance writing work.  Replies slow.  Feel free to prod me. 

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Saerrael

Quote from: Eden on December 09, 2009, 01:24:00 AM



"I smoked with the trojan man bcos I have AMAZING boobs."


...Unfair, he asked for it ;_;

WhiteyChan

Quote from: Eden on December 09, 2009, 01:24:00 AM


I needed a pornstar because I'm gay and sexy as hell. O8)

I ran naked with a homo***** because I'm sexy as hell, and that's how I roll.

Calista Jade

I killed a ninja because I'm a pimp and you're jealous!

... lmao.
As of Feb 28th : Work is kicking my ass! I will post this weekend!!!

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Mnemaxa

I raped a pickle because I'm a pimp and (Eden's) jealous.

The Well of my Dreams is Poisoned; I draw off the Poison, which becomes the Ink of my Authorship, the Paint upon my Brush.

HockeyGod

#17
I killed my ex because I've got abs?! Perhaps we should move this to a new thread in socializing? It's kinda fun!!! I do have to ask, why "a breeder" (aka straight person) is not on the list of things we can kill?

Bliss

I cuddled with a prostitute - because that is how I roll!
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Trieste



Fragile Dreams

I slept with the Trojan man because I love marijuana and I'm sexy as hell. ;>.>

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Beguile's Mistress

I stabbed a ninja because I have amazing boobs and I'm beautiful.

Is wearing a red and green plaid shirt.

Ryven


Barnbean