The words you NEVER use in a story.

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Cunt, cum dumpster, pussy, vajayjay, etc. Basically all slang words.
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Anything that is too "medical;" Penis, Vagina, Cervix, Stomach, Semen, Ejaculate, etc.

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Basically each weird name for gentials. Everything else depends on the characters/stories.

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"passive". Okay, I might use it but not on my own character.

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Decidedly NSFW... Just throwing that out there.
Despite how easy it would be... Dick or Cock.

There are so many more interesting words! Shaft, rod, member, manhood... and if you want to talk dirty... Stick, meat, "throbbing, engorged flesh," etc. And if you want to be funny, just call it a "meat packing unit" like I do. ;D

Same goes for the female counterpart. I can't bring myself to use pussy. More interesting: entrance, channel, lips, folds... Dirty: slit, slot, hole, "tender, rippling, quivering innards... Funny: meat collection receptacle. ;3
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Quote from: TSElephant on September 17, 2016, 02:10:33 AM
Decidedly NSFW... Just throwing that out there.
Despite how easy it would be... Dick or Cock.

There are so many more interesting words! Shaft, rod, member, manhood... and if you want to talk dirty... Stick, meat, "throbbing, engorged flesh," etc. And if you want to be funny, just call it a "meat packing unit" like I do. ;D

Same goes for the female counterpart. I can't bring myself to use pussy. More interesting: entrance, channel, lips, folds... Dirty: slit, slot, hole, "tender, rippling, quivering innards... Funny: meat collection receptacle. ;3

TSE you cracked me up and I'm so glad I was just bringing my coffee to my lips instead of in full swig!

Pulsating Pleasure Prong... just...no... thought it is funny and I may just have to use it somewhere! *winks at TSE*
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Hmmm.  I dont think I have a "never use this word " list...
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How about horseballs?  It's a real word.  But it's a game so I suppose you could use it.

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Benvolio

I never get to use the word cervesa. Because I don't speak Spanish so I couldn't arrange context.

MrThorne

I really dislike using coarse swear words in descriptions. Sometimes a character will use it in dialogue if its appropriate, but I never write the actual scene in that manner. I feel like that sort of thing can really drag a good sex scene down. I know its a major turn off for me anyway.