Will you let me come ... ?

[Mordred]

Hmm.. as odd as this seems.. I have to believe you have your reasons.. even if it's simply that the poor thing can't be left alone or somethinggggg.. so yeahhhhh, come on in! Your granny like to drink?

If I brought a wild concoction from those dark and disturbing 1300s.. something for that extra wild little kick?

[Styx26]

(watching as the strange concoction bubbles) Man... I don't have to drink this, do I? I mean... wait, I know who could drink this...

... If I bring along a lounge singer that actually sounds bad-ass?

[Mordred]

Yes, in fact, you get a gold ticket for such a lovely surprise.

.. if I brought my crazy (in a good way) movie collection? For later when everyone is kinda chilling and in that inevitable zombie-mode?

[Styx26]

(grins) Dude, that's an awesome movie... oh, hey, that guy looks like he's... OH MY GOD, DUDE! GET THE CHAINSAW!

(after killing a multitude of zombies, covered in blood and guts) Awesome party.

...if I bring a tommy gun to try out at a shooting range?

[Saerys]

As long as you know how to use that thing, geez! And no shooting after alcohol! Who knows what could happen?!

If I bring my whole Disney collection...?

[Styx26]

Dibs on Hercules! XD

... If I brought Betty White? In a monster truck?

[Mordred]

Ohhh man.. she's not going to get all flirty with the guests, is she? Is this revenge for thinking, ohhhh so lightly, that she looked kinda, sorta cute back in the Mary Tyler Moore days? Holy crap, Karma has a funny way of working. Yeah, I guess.. just.. you are responsible for her! She's not driving that thing, is she?

.. if I prod a few cattle prods.. just for kicks? It isssss a funny thing watching someone be zapped.

[Saerys]

Only if you also bring some cattle. So we can sneak out late at night and tip them.

... if I brought my bed?

[Mordred]

Yeahhhh, you and your bed are quite welcome. But I have strict rules regarding such items. I hope you brought something extremely skimpy to accompany that cozy bit of furniture. :P

.. if I brought a badminton set?

[Styx26]

Sure, I remember that game. How many points landing a birdie in someone's drink?

...if I brought an entire line-up of 'professional' escorts who were free for the night?

[Mordred]

(Three point eleven points for a birdie in a drink)

Yessss to the escorts. I'm hoping they don't mind a slightly mad creature from a different time, with an insatiable thirst and a silly little habit of leaving blue stains?

If I obviously just dug myself outta the ground after a longish sleep.. in need of a fresh change of threads and something to drink?

[DeadCell]

Certainly come on in, fresh threads are upstairs to the door on the right and the bar is downstairs in the billiard room :D

If I came smelling of hellfire and brimstone?

[Mordred]

I'd tell you to get yourself and those crazy wings of yours inside and wreak some havoc!

If I started reminiscing about days of centuries past when I was quite a bit more sinister than the chilled out thing with fangs you see today?

[Styx26]

(starting writing all the stuff you're telling about down on paper) Now that's novel-worthy stuff!


... If I brought along some RPG books and dice for everybody?

[DeadCell]

YES YES YES AND YES!

If I brought tequila for all :D

[ropedwrists]

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!

If I dressed in a cutesy cheerleader outfit and popped out of a cake?

[Mordred]

Oh yes. But gotta warn you.. if you are covered in icing.. I might just try to eat you.

If I brought lots of blackberry (which.. really.. is quite deep, dark.. blue) ice cream to go with the cake?

[Saerys]

Not a fan of blackberry... make it chocolate ice cream and I'll be your best friend all night.

If I brought a herd of elephants...? (Let's face it, if this party happened, we'd probably bring down the building...)

[Mordred]

*nods to that sentiment.. wondering if this one read his mind somehow* Yeah.. you and the beasts may come.

If I used every damn bit of shadow I can muster to bring my old castle from Scotland for this party to take place within? I think we need more space and some sturdy stone for this shindig.

[DeadCell]

Hell yeah why not :)

What if I brought a huge dragon for people to ride on :D

[Styx26]

OMG DRAGON RIDES YES YOU CAN!

...ahem.

If I brought a horde of fun-loving but rambunctious barbarians?

[haikuoftears]

Oooh yes, barbarians. yes please.

if I brought my edible body paint kit? no reason....>.>

[MrModular]

You, get in here. ;)

What if I brought the solid gold plated kama sutra coffee pot? hmmm?

[Styx26]

Talk about a wake up call... after party bagels and coffee, anybody?

...if I brought a bunch of laptops for an LAN party?

[haikuoftears]

Ah, you made my inner dork weep tears of joy.

If I brought a clown? A... naked, hunky clow-- okay, so it's not a clown. <.<;