Corrupt a wish

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Irisa

Granted!  Your house cleans itself every night, while you sleep.  The only problem is that it rearranges the furniture and kitchen all the time.  You never know where anything is.

I wish I could speak to animals like Dr. Doolittle.

Mimetisme


Granted! Such an enlightening experience. Now if only mankind understood you when you talked.

I wish my hair (it's now past my ass) could brush it's damn self! Please.  O:)
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Trigon

Granted, your hair brushes itself into knots and refuses to brush the way you want it to or styles.

I wish I could fly.

Irisa

Granted, but you should probably worry about the landing.

I wish, I wish, I wish I was a fish!

Trigon

Granted, you will make a great dish.

I wish I could know the fate of the world.

fantasygirl90

Granted.....but you can't change a thing.

I wish I was a rock star

Mimetisme


Bippity, boppity, booo... I grant a wish for you!

You are a rock star. Your name in headlines, almost all know your name and face. If only you could stay out of rehab and jail long enough to win the hearts, and have even one adoring fan. You're a rock star, this is true, just not a memorable one since no one cares for you.

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I wish for a gallant stallion!


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Trigon

Yep, wish granted. You have been transformed accordingly into one.

I wish for a better computer.

Stone

Granted. It is a better computer by one clock cycle. Cheers.

I wish for eternal monsoon.
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Trigon

Granted, you have been teleported to a planet where it is a regular feature, and have been drowned in said monsoon.

I wish upon a star, that I could live among them.

Kia

Granted. You live among the stars. Too bad they are all in the dying nova stage. Watch out for blasts and black holes!


I wish for a free gourmet dinner



Stone

Granted. The dinner is unfortunately served by severely unattractive waiters and you lose your appetite.

I wish all waiters took basic grooming classes.
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To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Cryptic

Granted. They now groom dogs but the smell of wet dogs is almost suffocating.

I wish I was a cat.
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Granted. You want to go outside, don't you? Sorry, your people aren't here to let you out. Looks like you'll have to play another boring round of Clear The Shelf.

I wish I was upgraded to first class for free every time I flew.

Chi

Granted, unfortunately you have to fly Uzbekistan Airlines, and you have to sit next to the pilot's goat every flight.

I wish I had a freezer full of food again
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Stone

Granted. But the food is uncooked. You don't have a stove, do you?

I wish everyone in this world a week full of good conversation.
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Oversight

Granted. The conversation is good, but the topic is Trump and Hillary parody porn, which you'll have to witness to be able to discuss.

I wish I had a day to spend with a litter of puppies.

Mimetisme


Granted.

For an entire day you get to be around a litter of puppies! After all, you're a mad scientist, and the things you are doing to those sweet and defenseless gentle beasts... I won't even describe. At least they escape your horrific 'treatments' because by night fall, the cops are dragging you away. :D


I wish for some good old fashioned moonshine.

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Irisa

Granted!  You now have tons of moonshine, but it's so bright it keeps you awake at night.

I wish I could teleport.

Stone

Granted. You teleport into yourself and cause the universe to implode.

I wish for a teleportation machine with no such technical fuck ups.
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Irisa

Grated.  You can teleport anywhere, but you have no control over the "when".  Dinosaurs!!!!!

I want a TARDIS and a sexy traveling companion. 

Stone

The wish machine has a hiccup and the words come through out of order. You get a very sexy TARDIS and an ordinary traveling companion.

I wish a restful night's sleep to all who walk the face of the earth this night.
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Lyron

Granted. Everyone falls asleep as soon as night falls. Wrecks and other mishaps abound.

I wish it would never snow again.


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Trigon

Granted, the planet has now become Venus.

I wish I could touch the stars

Tanken Sai

Granted a star stalls from the sky and lands in your hands. The only way to keep it safe so it won't die is to swollow it.

I wish I could turn back time.
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