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Captain Maltese

June 29, 2011, 01:50:46 PM
If you don't get any presents on your birthday and you don't care.

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ReflectManSmile

#1
June 29, 2011, 01:53:39 PM
If you can do monkey business with no one scolding you.
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Pyewacket75

#2
June 29, 2011, 02:00:58 PM
You can go to bed whenever you want and nobody cares.
"Normal is overrated." - Gregory House M.D.

ReflectManSmile

#3
June 29, 2011, 02:02:39 PM
You finally understand why the word "tax" is not as funny as it sounded. :P
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Sybl

#4
June 29, 2011, 02:09:23 PM
you live alone and like it

Alucarddalv

#5
June 29, 2011, 02:15:38 PM
If the most important part of holidays is spending time with those you care about.
What is it to a man if he gains the world but loses his soul.

Twilight doesn't exist nor should it ever had existed. Those things are not vampires no matter how much she wants to say they are. They are fey simple as that.

Does not sparkle.....

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ReflectManSmile

#6
June 29, 2011, 02:16:30 PM
If you're having stupider fears than the ones you had.
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Alucarddalv

#7
June 29, 2011, 02:17:52 PM
IF the boogeyman is now the IRS
What is it to a man if he gains the world but loses his soul.

Twilight doesn't exist nor should it ever had existed. Those things are not vampires no matter how much she wants to say they are. They are fey simple as that.

Does not sparkle.....

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ReflectManSmile

#8
June 29, 2011, 02:23:31 PM
You don't feel as good as you used to when you manage to lace your shoes.
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Sybl

#9
June 29, 2011, 02:27:44 PM
you don't celebrate Christmas anymore and the old songs make you cry

ReflectManSmile

#10
June 29, 2011, 02:28:30 PM
You can enjoy giving presents more than receiving them.
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Captain Maltese

#11
June 29, 2011, 03:36:40 PM
If eating a meal someone else has made for you - without writing a bill - is a rarity.

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#12
June 29, 2011, 04:10:57 PM
You visit Best Buy and still insist on calling it "the toy store." :P
"Normal is overrated." - Gregory House M.D.

Dukat

#13
June 29, 2011, 09:54:36 PM
You actually try to make sure you go to sleep when it is bed time.

Anesa

#14
June 29, 2011, 09:58:09 PM
your dessert doesn't consist of either Jello or pudding....

Sybl

#15
June 30, 2011, 12:20:32 AM
you start paying bills in your name

Captain Maltese

#16
June 30, 2011, 03:55:07 AM
If wearing anything with a Pokemon or Digimon logo is not an option.

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#17
June 30, 2011, 10:25:57 AM
...if the clerks in the stores call you ma'am or sir. :-)

Antioch

#18
June 30, 2011, 10:28:02 AM
If your a member of E?

Davina

#19
June 30, 2011, 12:33:13 PM
You no longer jump out of bed you roll, and when you stand up everything pops like your cereal used to
I love to wear lingerie. The problem is that men always rip it off too quickly. When women are dolled up in lingerie they feel sexy. So let us wear it for five minutes.

I think trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing in the world a woman can do.

elone

#20
June 30, 2011, 12:45:36 PM
You make a list when going grocery shopping.
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#21
June 30, 2011, 02:14:34 PM
A kid looks at you and says : "Mom ! See that old person there ?" :P
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#22
June 30, 2011, 02:22:18 PM
You have a child, and take care of them.
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#23
June 30, 2011, 02:59:31 PM
When your children and your house take priority over your personal comfort.
I love to wear lingerie. The problem is that men always rip it off too quickly. When women are dolled up in lingerie they feel sexy. So let us wear it for five minutes.

I think trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing in the world a woman can do.

Captain Maltese

#24
July 01, 2011, 12:05:53 PM
If your guns are no longer plastic toys.

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#25
July 01, 2011, 02:21:18 PM
You tell your mother she has to smoke on the porch because no one is allowed to smoke in your house.  Then when she says; "You're kidding me."  You hit her with.... "my house, my rules"  that you heard over and over and over again as a child.

(yes, I did that... probably 20 years ago.)
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Captain Maltese

#26
July 01, 2011, 04:50:38 PM
If saturday night no longer automatically calls for going partying - even if you are living alone.

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lenka

#27
July 01, 2011, 06:39:29 PM
you think of the consequences to your actions...

Lidian

#28
July 01, 2011, 06:43:09 PM
You actually WANT to spend all day Sunday at home resting.

despickable

#29
July 01, 2011, 08:41:18 PM
You say that the music the kids play today isn't music and that its up too loud and songs were better when i was young

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Captain Maltese

#30
July 04, 2011, 12:33:22 PM
If you no longer drink alcohol in order to get drunk, but to enjoy the taste.

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#31
July 05, 2011, 06:29:08 PM
Quote from: Captain Maltese on July 01, 2011, 12:05:53 PM
If your guns are no longer plastic toys.

If you no longer think it would be cool to haul up a water pistol and unload it in the face of a stranger.

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#32
July 06, 2011, 09:03:04 AM
You spend New Years Eve putting together the Ikea furniture you bought yourself for Christmas.

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself. -Oscar Wilde

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question. - Albert Camus

Ensilumi

#33
July 06, 2011, 09:12:15 AM
If you're perfectly happy with getting a fridge for Christmas (and didn't even want video games or anything)

Captain Maltese

#34
July 06, 2011, 04:43:59 PM
If you leave a mall emptyhanded because there was nothing you needed.

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Sybl

#35
July 06, 2011, 05:50:48 PM
You stay home on a Saturday night alone and are okay with it.
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