Candlekeep - The Porn Archives (D&D 5e Game - Extreme)

[Arcanist]

@Arcanist How would you like stats generated?

As per core, so point distribution or array and of course if you want a little chance, you can roll. I may have to open up a discord channel for that.

[FoxgirlJay]

Dice-roll is awfully tempting... How do you roll for random stats?

[Sorvoe551]

Dice-roll is awfully tempting... How do you roll for random stats?

Usually 4d6 and drop the lowest. However, that can sometimes lead to cheating. Not accusing or assuming anything about you, I’m speaking from experience. As such, I always provide photographic proof in these situations

[Brittlby]

Candy Snatchpickle

Race: Custom Lineage (Elven)

Class: Warlock (Fey)

Though few know her face, EVERYONE knows Candy Snatchpickle’s name. One of the most prolific authors of smutty half pence novelettes, her name is synonymous with goblin orgies, villainous premature ejaculating nobles and the dwarven bondage epics. Though many suggest that she has an unparalleled imagination and libido, the true secret behind her visceral and steamy prose can be summed up in one word…

Research.

Blessed with a fey patron who is only too eager to help, Candy uses the gifts to infiltrate orcish weddings, drow s&m clubs and gnomish rock collecting conventions. Anywhere were promiscuous sex is likely to break out, Candy could be there doing hard hitting research for her next booklet… or so it had been.

How could she top spelunking inside a giantess’ cavern? Or covering herself in kelp and mackerel semen so she could charm a triton soldier out of his fish pants? Or … what?

Writers block wasn’t an excuse her patron nor her fans would likely accept. Already her ravenous readers had noticed months gone by with no new smut. Her mind was blank and her libido… frankly bored. Where could she ever find fresh inspiration in a city where its denizens had a one in twenty chance she’d suckled on their naughty bits?!?

Her patron, as helpful as they were horny, reminded her that if it was research she needed… Candlekeep had the largest collection of blue literature in the sword coast. Scrolls that hadn’t seen eyes or moistened thighs in centuries. With her research options limited to either Candlekeep or attending a kobold cricket game for new material, the former sounded infinitely less dangerous than hiding in a public kobold privy during halftime.

Ons/Offs:

Ons: Oral, anal, lesbian, straight and in between, naughty tentacles, multiple partners, non consensual, mind control, drug induced, bondage, s&m, roleplay, potential pregnancy, orgasm denial, exotic creatures, etc. Few things phase her sexually.

Offs: Toilet Play, Snuff, Blood

[Arcanist]

Dice-roll is awfully tempting... How do you roll for random stats?

Currently an idea I am tossing is starting a discord room for dice rolling.

[Brittlby]

I’m probably going to build her with a focus on mask of many faces / actor feat and enchantment / flavor magics over combat. At least that’s the plan currently.

And discord is a good idea. Forgot we lost the roller in the site upgrade!

[Raku]

I was able to get awesome stats from rolling one time, but it’s still a big risk. It’s why I always play it safe.

[FoxgirlJay]

Currently an idea I am tossing is starting a discord room for dice rolling.

Should've been more exact. What method of dice-rolling do you use to produce the results? 3d6? 4d6k3? roll 6 or 7 sets?

[Sorvoe551]

Candy Snatchpickle

Race: Custom Lineage (Elven)

Class: Warlock (Fey)

Though few know her face, EVERYONE knows Candy Snatchpickle’s name. One of the most prolific authors of smutty half pence novelettes, her name is synonymous with goblin orgies, villainous premature ejaculating nobles and the dwarven bondage epics. Though many suggest that she has an unparalleled imagination and libido, the true secret behind her visceral and steamy prose can be summed up in one word…

Research.

Blessed with a fey patron who is only too eager to help, Candy uses the gifts to infiltrate orcish weddings, drow s&m clubs and gnomish rock collecting conventions. Anywhere were promiscuous sex is likely to break out, Candy could be there doing hard hitting research for her next booklet… or so it had been.

How could she top spelunking inside a giantess’ cavern? Or covering herself in kelp and mackerel semen so she could charm a triton soldier out of his fish pants? Or … what?

Writers block wasn’t an excuse her patron nor her fans would likely accept. Already her ravenous readers had noticed months gone by with no new smut. Her mind was blank and her libido… frankly bored. Where could she ever find fresh inspiration in a city where its denizens had a one in twenty chance she’d suckled on their naughty bits?!?

Her patron, as helpful as they were horny, reminded her that if it was research she needed… Candlekeep had the largest collection of blue literature in the sword coast. Scrolls that hadn’t seen eyes or moistened thighs in centuries. With her research options limited to either Candlekeep or attending a kobold cricket game for new material, the former sounded infinitely less dangerous than hiding in a public kobold privy during halftime.

Ons/Offs:

Ons: Oral, anal, lesbian, straight and in between, naughty tentacles, multiple partners, non consensual, mind control, drug induced, bondage, s&m, roleplay, potential pregnancy, orgasm denial, exotic creatures, etc. Few things phase her sexually.

Offs: Toilet Play, Snuff, Blood

Oh this is awesome! Do you mind if my character is a fan of her books? She’s a major bookworm, those novelettes might be her only experience with sex

[Brittlby]

Oh this is awesome! Do you mind if my character is a fan of her books? She’s a major bookworm, those novelettes might be her only experience with sex

Not at all! I’m always open to character connections!

[Arcanist]

Should've been more exact. What method of dice-rolling do you use to produce the results? 3d6? 4d6k3? roll 6 or 7 sets?

Ok. For those who want to rely on Lady Luck.
Roll 5 sets for 4d6 keeping 3.
Roll 1 set of 5d6 keeping 3 for your primary stat.

The stats can be interchangeable. 

[Laughing Hyena]

Well my post got eaten so that sucked. 

TLDR; Basically I was saying that I too wanted to throw my hat into the ring as Valencia savior. Pdragon of course can pick whoever they choose naturally.

Was thinking of a Fighter/War Cleric combo or just a straight cleric and to put a lewd spin on it, I was thinking male healer for that sexual healing or healslut gimmick.

Thoughts?

[AndyZ]

Wow but this filled up fast.  Are all the major roles already filled?

[Laughing Hyena]

I’m probably going to build her with a focus on mask of many faces / actor feat and enchantment / flavor magics over combat. At least that’s the plan currently.

And discord is a good idea. Forgot we lost the roller in the site upgrade!

Double post but I'm still ticked off that the Dice Roller hasn't been restored yet. It's been more than four months now.

[Arcanist]

Wow but this filled up fast.  Are all the major roles already filled?

Currently just character concepts and ideas, ons and offs and limits for you to throw around. I have not made much decisions yet. But I am looking at 4 - 6 players. Feel free to decide on what you want to play.

[Chulanowa]

Interested, hope to get a fellow out soon 

[Endless Dreams]

I'm interested in playing. The series of short adventures sounds like a fun approach. I'm using pdragons approach to the quick character concept because I think it looks nice. Thanks pdragon.

Name:

Chance

Race: Half-Elf

Class: Rogue - Arcane Trickster

On/Offs

My general On/Offs list

For this concept/play. I'd add the following to the On's; Monster, Tentacles, Non-Consensual, Exotic Creatures.

Chance, not her real name. Grew up as a street kid in Baldur's Gate. Not that she didn't know her parents or at least her mother, just knowing off her father but her mother had little time to look out for her during the day and Chance was left to look out for herself on the streets during the day.

This environment and a desire for more then her mother had, led to her falling in with a bad crowd but a crowd that gave her the opportunity for more and among that more was her innate curiosity and love of learning. This making her stand out compared to the other low level members of the Thieves Guild and earning some training from a wizard working for the Guild.

This curiosity has the habit of getting her into trouble enough that she earned the nickname that she currently uses and also has driven her to spread her horizons beyond the life she knows as a member of the Guild. She wants to learn more, see more, live more and staying in one place in one city just isn't enough to answer that desire.

[Ershin]

I'm having a devil of a time landing on a proper concept. Human, Kobold, Fairy... Echo Knight, Wizard (Either Scribe or if 3rd party is permitted the Magic Missile wizard from Valda's Spire of Secrets) or Genie Warlock, there's  too many characters I want to type up for a lewd library adventure

[Brittlby]

I'm having a devil of a time landing on a proper concept. Human, Kobold, Fairy... Echo Knight, Wizard (Either Scribe or if 3rd party is permitted the Magic Missile wizard from Valda's Spire of Secrets) or Genie Warlock, there's  too many characters I want to type up for a lewd library adventure

I was tempted by Echo Knight, but decided to go RP heavy / Face Fey Warlock. 

[Arcanist]

I'm having a devil of a time landing on a proper concept. Human, Kobold, Fairy... Echo Knight, Wizard (Either Scribe or if 3rd party is permitted the Magic Missile wizard from Valda's Spire of Secrets) or Genie Warlock, there's  too many characters I want to type up for a lewd library adventure

Only from the core books. So no third party.

[PhantomPistoleer]

Figaro Pickins

Race: Human
Class: Artificer
The bonvivant Figaro hails from the City of Danger, Mulmaster, on the southern coast of the Moon Sea.  Mulmaster heavily regulates the use of magic, severely sanctioning even the most innocuous use of arcana.  It is in this context that Figaro came by his ability to imbue items with magic at an early age.  In the beginning, his magical wares were mere trifles and inoffensive baubles, the sort that one could find for coppers at any market in the Sword Coast.  But these magical wares were soon discovered by the Soldiery and, as a result, his parents--peasants who were truly ignorant of his abilities--were fined out of house and home.  Figaro, at the tender age of twelve, was imprisoned.

How he escaped the Cloaks of Mulmaster, as well as much of his life, remains a mystery.  But like all bungling magical adepts, his path led to Candlekeep.  There, Figaro devotes much of his time and energy developing and testing magical contraptions for sexual gratification.  He is currently at work developing a robot sex slave, and he hopes to use Candlekeep's massive porn archives to teach the automaton how to be of better service.

Ons/Offs:
Ons: Figaro finds ordinary romantic sex to be boring and tiresome.  He is interested in elemental play (particularly the use of lightning), apparatuses that restrict movement and gratify to torpidity, BDSM, transmogrification (both magical and mechanical), sex machines, using the scientific method to acquire information on sexual pleasure, discipline.  "On a scale of one to ten, with one being least enjoyable and ten being the most enjoyable, how would you describe the fourth setting of the OrCock 1000?"
Offs: Toilet Play, Snuff, Blood.

Notes:
WIP.  He's kind of a smirky, smarmy, no-good guy who thinks he's cute.

[pdragon]

Well my post got eaten so that sucked.

TLDR; Basically I was saying that I too wanted to throw my hat into the ring as Valencia savior. Pdragon of course can pick whoever they choose naturally.

Was thinking of a Fighter/War Cleric combo or just a straight cleric and to put a lewd spin on it, I was thinking male healer for that sexual healing or healslut gimmick.

Thoughts?

Cleric could be pretty fun. I was going for a bit of healslut flavor for Valencia as well, but it's probably just going to be a 1 or 2 level dip and then primarily monk

[Sorvoe551]

Celes Longheis

Race: High Elf
Class: Draconic Bloodline Sorceress.

When Celes was young, two things became apparent. She was particularly skilled with magic and most of the people in her village hated her. She never understood why, even when she simply minded her business and visited the library to read. On a particularly stressful, Celes had a moment and accidentally lost control of her magic, causing part of the temple at the center of town to be destroyed. That led the village to finally chase her out of town, leading her to be all alone.

After a time of drifting, Celes was taken in by an arcane research center in Baldur's Gate. Over the next few years, Celes would study ancient lore and tomes while also learning to control her magic better. Soon, her talents were noticed by Candlekeep and she gladly accepted a position as a librarian in their great halls. However, one day Celes found a copy of an early work by Candy Snatchpickle and found herself enjoying the contents. Perhaps a little too much, considering she quickly read her entire bibliography and bought each new installment as soon as it released. See, with very little experience with being friendly with anyone, let alone intimate, such works were her only exposure to such things. As such, a desire to experience it for herself began to rise within her heart, only matched by her nervousness to actually act on it. So when the offer came to become part of a team to help collect and preserve more..."interesting" artifacts, she quickly agreed before her anxiety could say no.

Celes is an incredibly intelligent woman who is experienced in applying her magic to a problem. However, she is also incredibly anxious and awkward around people, leading her to have very few friends and still being a virgin in her late 20s. She has read every single one of Candy's books and dreams of being able to experience something beyond just her hand. As such, any person offering her even the slightest bit of praise or touch has her melting in their grasp.

Ons/Offs:
Ons: Wants to try most anything at least once based on how Candy described the sensations in her books. However, she finds monster encounters, mind control, and being bound and dominated to be particularly exciting. She's unaware that she is a pansexual, so any encounter with anyone will get her excited.
Offs: Anything involving non-sexual bodily fluids and excessive violence disgusts Celes.

Appearance:

[magikal]

Name: Ayla Beixina

Race: High Elf
Class: Cleric
Goddess:  Hanali Celanil

Ayla grew up deep within the forest and was always drawn towards beauty. She was raised to be a devoted follower of the Goddess Hanali. She found beauty everywhere she went and started recording that natural beauty. 

Although many of her kind and satisfied to stay deep within the woods and never leave their shimmering castles Ayla was different. She has had a wanderlust since she could remember, to travel the world and experience the sights and scenes.

She is always gathering herbs and ingredients for making healing potions or enhancing potions. She thinks that enlightenment is only possible when one’s outlook is modified either through potions, magics, or extreme experiences.

Ayla is keenly interested in studying pleasure and hedonism as well as beauty. Unlike most of her elven breatheren, she likes getting involved and actively participating.

During one of her adventurers she found herself trapped by an item and sent through a portal to the opposite side of the world, near Candlekeep.

She’s been living in the forest for the last year or two, surviving off of the lands and planning how to spread her mission of healing through pleasure. She became enraptured by the natural ebb and flow of nature in the forest, the life and death cycles and has fully embraced beauty in all of its forms.

She has recently learned there are alteration magics that can enhance beauty and pleasure, this knowledge has fascinated her to learn aa much as she can and experiment on both herself and anyone willing to find out more on how to maximize the limitless potential of nature and potion making.

She’s grown adept at making natural potions through trial and error and is inspired by the potions created by nymphs and satyrs,  These potions increase arousal and libido to absurd proportions and work rather effectively. She needs to gather all of the rare ingredients, then make sure the potions work, and finally share the knowledge with those at Candlekeep to make sure the knowledge is not only not lost, but fully embraced and able to change the future.

Skills: Brewing Healing and Kinky potions

Appearance: Prefers to wear as little as possible with weapons favored by her Goddess
She is tall and beautiful, made even more so by following her Goddess

[Nameless One]

I'm interested, if the party has room for another adventurer!