Corrupt a wish

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bluBubbles

Granted only you misjudged how big that little ball of fluff would become and it ends up being a descendant of the late Clifford, three stories tall and, eventually eats you out of house and home.

I wish I'd get a big pay raise

Zaphod

Wow, that got dark! :D

Granted but since money never makes anyone happy, you become more unhappy.

I wish I could write poetry.

Strega

Granted but it is so cheesy and outdated that no one wants to publish it

I wish I could fly!

bluBubbles

But of course! Sadly you can only fly sideways, so it is rather awkward


I wish I could explore the depth of the ocean

Strega

Yes you can! But only as a fish I am afraid.

I wish I did not have to sleep at all.

Zaphod

Granted but you're now in a perpetual zombie state.

I wish I lived in an age where interstellar travel is possible.

Strega

Granted but the commute back and forth to your work seems more amusing somehow.

I wish I were more confident

Mimetisme


Your confidence will accrue and grow.
Unfortunately, confidence is not the same as skill.
So all which you are blinded by confidence is actually what you are most poor at.


I wish I was better at writing.
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Merry Gentry

Granted! You are now such a famous writer, people demand you write constantly.  You are never given a break, never allowed to stop, your fingers ache, your brain hurts and your body is stiff from being forced to write and write and write.   You don't get a moments peace, ever!  Sorry!

I wish it was still summertime for just a wee bit longer.
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Countdown0

Granted! It is now summer for a little bit longer... by galactic standards. Fall should come in about 50 million years or so... until then, enjoy this arid desert world you have created! Um... do you have any spare water, per chance?

I wish that I could fluently speak, read and write every known language.
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Tilt

Granted! You can speak, read, and write every known language, but don't have control over which language you are using. You can switch from Spanish, to Japanese, to a long-forgotten language at a moment's notice. As such, it's almost impossible for anyone to understand you.

I wish I have access to a world CAS editing system, like in the SIMs, where I am able to alter appearances, needs, and skills using a pop-up screen only I can access and know the inputs for.

Voxy Vae

Granted.  It is exactly like the one in the SIMs.  Because it is the one in the SIMs, it is only usable on SIM characters and only by you.  Because only you know the codes.

I wish I was approved so I could edit my typoz.  :P

Zaphod

Granted but every word is now a typo and you spend all your time fixing them and never actually posting. :P

I wish every day was a Sunday.

Undeniable Sin

Granted. Every day is Sunday. Oh work called, you now have to work every Sunday for the foreseeable future

I wish my house never got dirty
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Zaphod

Granted. But all the dirt now sticks only on you. Time for a shower, Sin. ;)

I wish I could see Saturn with my telescope.

TheHangedOne

You see Saturn with your telescope. Unfortunately, Saturn also notices you. It does not like having its privacy intruded upon.

I wish I had a bar of good chocolate.
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bluBubbles

Congradulations you are the proud owner of a new Bar called Good Chocolate! The only downside is it is made entirly of chocolate which isnt very sanitary so the health department shuts you down... sorry :(

I'd like to never have to worry about getting wrinkles :D

Mimetisme

Smiles ever sweetly and blows a magical kiss bluBubbles way.

Your wish is granted!
You look absolutely stunning as a life-sized porcelain doll!
No worries of wrinkles for you ever again!
Just make sure you don't have an accident and crack into breaking!



I wish I was able to read minds.
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Zaer Darkwail

Your wish is granted, your able read into minds on people. However you cannot never turn it off and even when you attempt sleep you read on neighbhors thoughts or see into their dreams (instead you falling asleep). Resulting in your unable to sleep anywhere where are humans around.

I wish I would able summon a succubus which obeys my commands.

Akkas

Granted! But whenever the succubus arrives, you pass out.

I wish I would never get tired.

Tilt

Granted! You now have an unbearable case of insomnia. Your body can't rest, sedatives don't work on you, and your body slowly shuts down from sleep deprivation.

I wish I had the power to convince people to willingly and happily pay me any amount of money I wanted for a service that I want to perform. So, for example, I could convince a millionaire to pay me tens of thousands of dollars to punch them in the face and they'd be happy to do so.

Autumn52


Granted, but then the person that pays you for your service gets to do to you whatever you do to them and then you have to pay them double for their service. Your welcome.


I wish that one day all the world/worlds would be peaceful and beautiful with no such thing as hatred or evil.
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Shekinah

Quote from: Xandi on December 18, 2018, 03:34:01 AM
Granted, but then the person that pays you for your service gets to do to you whatever you do to them and then you have to pay them double for their service. Your welcome.


I wish that one day all the world/worlds would be peaceful and beautiful with no such thing as hatred or evil.

Congratulations, your wish is granted and you create a second Miranda.
To bad of all the reavers you also create afterwards

I wish I could have a watch to stop time with

Why don’t we drink to me and my reflection in your lovely eyes?

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Have you taken care of yourself today?

Mirrah

Granted! ... But you accidentally drop it and break something inside so you can't get time flowing again. O.O;

I wish it was the next holiday already.
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Zaer Darkwail

Quote from: Akkas on December 09, 2018, 03:29:11 PM
Granted! But whenever the succubus arrives, you pass out.

*cheats by writing instructions which hang from his neck as he passes out*

Quote from: Mirrah on December 20, 2018, 11:33:49 AM
I wish it was the next holiday already.

Your wish is granted, your on the next christmas already! Skipping present one.

I wish I could eat whatever I want and I would not get fat and remain healthy.