Candlekeep - The Porn Archives (D&D 5e Game - Extreme)

[Arcanist]

I'm interested, if the party has room for another adventurer!

It’s character concepts at the moment. Not all decisions have been made. You are welcome to throw one into the mix

[Arcanist]

@magikal - not sure if there is a cleric with the lust domain :) 

[Nameless One]

From what I read, fellow players submitted a monk / cleric, two rogues (swashbuckler and arcane trickster), a warlock, an artificier, a sorceress and a cleric. I'd say we're in dire need of a tank, so Paladin I go ^^

Name:

Varral of (insert name of large & rich & powerful city)

 

Race: human

Class: paladin, oath of beauty (if we use this homebrew stuff) or oath of devotion

Concept: Varral comes from a large and rich family, but being the second male son he was somewhat pushed to take a path that didn't grant him a share of his family inheritance. Being tall and strong and brave, and not very clever, he was coaxed into a noble knightly order, the Order of the Burning Rose (or another similar canon stuff, I just made up the name). He trained hard under older and expert warriors and got knighted at age 17, then he served honourably for years, protecting pretty ladies, defeating ugly monsters and evil bandits, going to dances and concerts to show off his handsome face and his elegant, but always tasteful, attire.

At age 23 he kicked the proverbial hornet nest by discovering - not really him-him, he's too naive to be a detective, but some sharper informants: he just took the full brunt - that a dark cult, that pursued lust and sadism, had infiltrated not only a well respected church and some other institution, but also the local chapter of his own order. The judiciary and political aftermath was very confusing and Varral got a very embarrassed public praise, then he got kicked as far as possible by his officials: to Candlekeep, protecting a secret library of forbidden knowledge. He expected it to be fantastically powerful magic books, or ancient demonic scrolls made of human skin, and was pretty disappointed when he knew it was just porn. But hey, duty's duty, and his knightly vows commit him to protect and serve beauty wherever he finds it, even among shelves filled with that stuff.

ONS: being very handsome and strong and elegant and well mannered, he had his share of elegant and well mannered ladies (and gentlemen, too), so he developed an inclination towards rough sex (anal, vaginal, oral, breast play and more), unconventional and unpopular beauty, group sex, spanking and so on. He usually likes to be the dominant partner, but can switch.

OFFS: toilet play, snuff, gore, vore, emotionless sex

[magikal]

Name Jaziel Larkmeadow
Class Barbarian or Ranger

Appearance:
Half-Human, Pale Skin, Blonde hair and blue eyes, standing six feet tall and well muscled. Her notable features are her large, overdeveloped  physique and most noticeably, her enormous breasts.

Concept
I’d also like to entertain the idea of a Barbarian Princess, in her late teens or early twenties, whom is perhaps tainted with Orcish or elvish blood. She could either be a traditional barbarian or a ranger, depending on what was best for the group.

From an early age she was gifted with a brush and she would paint scenes of nature from her imagination. As she ripened like a fine wine, her skills become wider and more balanced, focusing on not just line work but brushwork as well. She would illustrate how the nymphs spread their juices and how the satyrs spread their seed. Sometimes she would imagine it and other times she would observe it.

She started collecting the pages into books that she found someone within Candlekeep to keep the safe and document them. She heads out for several months at a time and returns after a new book has been completed, illuminating an aspect of sex, love, or debauchery in unflinching detail.

She’d be next inline for the tribal Queen role or equivalent, but that was before some cataclysmic event nearly eradicated her people. She would’ve chosen to stay and fight but instead her father (or lover or someone close to her), sacrificed themselves so that she may live.

Jaziel would’ve been hurled through a portal and ended up near Candlekeep, first living off of the land and eventually entering Candlekeep and finding out more about its citizens and history.

She is insatiable in her curiosity, which is matched almost by her large oversized physique.

Ons
Reckless in her passions, likes to enhance natural sensations with herbs/potions/poultices from the forest. Hedonist at heart. Loves all forms of sex and pleasure.

Offs
Toilet Play, Gore, Snuff, having one partner.

Appearance:

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not yet! :)

[Chulanowa]

I'll have a bard or druid out there sometime tonight I hope!

Basic Premise: She's part of the Candlekeep Porn Archive because she thinks it's hilarious.


Also a little bit of lore...

For those looking for a "Lust Goddess" there's,,, uh, kind of a few! Forgotten realms is kind of a horny setting even by default! You've got Sharess, the goddess of sensual pleasures, and her Elven equivalent, Hanali Celanil. You've got Sune, the goddess of beauty and love. If you've got a breeding kink, there's Shiallia, a Demigoddess of fertility and childbirth. And the Shortstacks have Sheela Peroyl, who again, not so much a "lust goddess" but is still somehow the Halfling goddess of fucking. There's also Eilistraee, who isn't really so much a "lust goddess" but can represent Drow femininity. Or Lliira who is basically the goddess of "enjoying yourself" (and also goddess of savate? It's weird)

Strangely not a lot of male deities in this direction. I mean Finder Wyvernspur is technically a (though not the) god of Bards, so one would expect some horniness out there?

[PhantomPistoleer]

I’m not tied down to a Lust Cleric- wasn’t sure how vanilla/homebrew the edition is you are planning on running.




Name Jaziel Larkmeadow
Class Barbarian or Ranger

Concept
 I’d also like to entertain the idea of a Barbarian Princess, in her late teens or early twenties, whom is perhaps tainted with Orcish or elvish blood. She could either be a traditional barbarian or a ranger, depending on what was best for the group.

She’d be next inline for the tribal Queen role or equivalent, but that was before some cataclysmic event nearly eradicated her people. She would’ve chosen to stay and fight but instead her father (or lover or someone close to her), sacrificed themselves so that she may live.

Ons
Reckless in her passions, likes to enhance natural sensations with herbs/potions/poultices from the forest. Hedonist at heart. Loves all forms of sex.

Offs
Toilet Play, Gore, Snuff, having one partner.

You could be an artificer, Magikal.  The artificer has an alchemist subclass that would grok well with your idea.

As far as clerics go, there are only a few subclasses.  Arcana, Death, Forge, Grave, Knowledge, Life, Light, Nature, Order, Peace, Tempest, Trickery, Twilight, and War.  I suppose any one of these could be "lust" flavored.

Maybe start at what god you want your PC to worship.  Sune is considered the goddess of love and beauty.  Asmodeus is the god of indulgence.  Loviatar is the god of pain.

IDK, sorry for butting in.

[magikal]

Hi phantom,
Great comment and it’s not butting in at all I had a concept but wasn’t sure how to make it fit the idea within the rules. 

Your suggestions were great. I’ll update the first post I did with what you recommended 

:)

[AidenWhite]

Name: Imavos Dezoleon
Race: Satyr
Class: Bard

ons/offs

ONs: Heterosexual sex, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Rimming, gaping holes, breeding, excessive cum, cum inflation, cum from mouth/nose, biting, scratching, kissing, intercrural sex, dirty talking, big ass, big tits, stomach bulging, multiple orgasms

OFFs: scat, death, CBT, gore, vore, excessive pain

Imavos is a wandering musician, travelling from city to city, adventuring party to adventuring party, who brings the merriment of song and poem. He enjoys the randomness of life and making new connections wherever he goes. Born in the High Forest of Northwest Faerun, he isn't a stranger to all kinds of races.

His curiosity about how the other races lived was the prime impetus to leave the forest and go on his journey. A satyr like him was a rare but welcome sight to many of the parties he joined, especially because of his proclivities for the lewd and lascivious. A lover of the feminine form, Imavos does not hesitate to call perfection when he sees it.

Due to his "rolling stone" nature, he has left many broken hearts behind, but he has also left them quite satisfied. Imavos states that his number one concern is freedom of the mind and spirit, he cannot be tied down to one place or one person. His greatest fear is settling down and losing the muse that allows him to create his art and music.

He follows the elven goddess Hanali Celanil, patron of love and beauty. His instruments all have a golden heart drawn on them, by himself of course, which is the symbol of the elven goddess.

His interest in the female form and sensual pleasures has led him down to the Sword Coast, rumours of lewd art not found anywhere else on the continent piquing the young satyr's interest. He found out the rumours emanated from Candlekeep, a place he always attributed scholarly matters and experimenting individuals to, so the fact that a rumour like this was coming from such a place only made Imavos that much more interested.


This is my character concept! I realise there are a lot of other people but I'll toss this guy in and see if he gets picked.

[Brittlby]

As far as clerics go, there are only a few subclasses.  Arcana, Death, Forge, Grave, Knowledge, Life, Light, Nature, Order, Peace, Tempest, Trickery, Twilight, and War.  I suppose any one of these could be "lust" flavored.

Maybe start at what god you want your PC to worship.  Sune is considered the goddess of love and beauty.  Asmodeus is the god of indulgence.  Loviatar is the god of pain.

So pick the God that suits your character best in general and indulge in promiscuous activities as a hobby?

[Isengrad]

Only from the core books. So no third party.

Dang, I was hoping I could do Forge Adept Artificer from Exploring Ebberon. Also flag of interest placed.

[PhantomPistoleer]

So pick the God that suits your character best in general and indulge in promiscuous activities as a hobby?

I prefer industry.  So pick a God to worship, and then indulge in promiscuous activities as a side-hustle.  ::sage nod::

[AndyZ]

Are there no wizards or did I just miss one?

I could throw a high elf wizard sage into the mix.  This would normally be a pretty mundane mix but it makes perfect sense to find one at Candlekeep.

It’s also worth asking the DM if it’d be okay to be one of the rare types of elves that can change sex during a long rest.  Otherwise I’ll just plan for Futa.

[Sorvoe551]

Are there no wizards or did I just miss one?

I could throw a high elf wizard sage into the mix.  This would normally be a pretty mundane mix but it makes perfect sense to find one at Candlekeep.

It’s also worth asking the DM if it’d be okay to be one of the rare types of elves that can change sex during a long rest.  Otherwise I’ll just plan for Futa.

No wizards that I saw, but I have a sorceress who’s a wizard in all but name. Still, would be interesting to have another scholar besides her

[Brittlby]

No wizards that I saw, but I have a sorceress who’s a wizard in all but name. Still, would be interesting to have another scholar besides he…

… I’m a scholar. Kinda. 

[Sorvoe551]

… I’m a scholar. Kinda.

True, but a field researcher and one who only reads tomes are very different.

[Ershin]

Hmm... Narrowed things down. Wavering between Bronze Dragonborn Scribe Wizard or Kobold Echo Knight

[AndyZ]

Ehlara Thoughtweaver - High Elf - Wizard - Sage

[As mentioned, if I can get away with the sex changing on a long rest, I'd like that, and will go Futa otherwise.]

Ehlara is smart enough to know that plenty of people who come to the Porn Archives are here with knowledge as a secondary, but Ehlara is quite fine with mixing both.  She's no prude, though she doesn't have much sexual interest in men.  That doesn't stop her from having participated in group sex in her own way, but she's known to be creative.

Above all, she appreciates openness, honesty, but can be brutally logical to the point of harming others' feelings unintentionally.

[magikal]

Hi PP,
your character already is an artificer- having two in the party wouldn't work I don't think. I'll just focus on the Halforc barbarian princess and go from there. Should be a good contrast from the other characters I think.

[Ershin]

Name: Misbibi Donojamol

NSFW

(Censored version just in case)

Race: Dragonborn (Copper)
Class: Order of Scribes Wizard / Tempest Cleric

ON / OFFS

Ons: Monster, (dragonic in particular for this character), exotic creatures, romance, group sex, pet-play, male, female, femboys, unprotected sex, curvy/well-endowed partners

Offs: Scat, vomit, snuff, excessive violence

Misbibi (often incorrectly called either Miss Beebee or Missie by those she didn't grow up with) has been a scholar of the Parwiccan Cycle in Candlekeep for the majority of her life, having had a great interest in the Elven documentation of the creation of dragons and eventually their first encounter with elves, though her peers considered the compilation fairy tales and flights of fancy. Her thesis was created based on it and much of her factual study of draconic anatomy and behaviour was based upon it. From her graduation in her twenties she was a woman possessed on the study of the flying scaled behemoths, from the tyranny of chromatics to the often times benign metallics and their creator deities. It was when she had to start attending more and more of her graduating class's funerals that she began to look in envy at their longevity.

For five years she traced every scrap of material she had encountered previously and through trickery and bribes those sealed away for good reason until she finally found it. A book penned in the Third Century in which there was a description of the Rite of Rebirth - an ancient ritual going back to the Age of Dragons in which a holy warrior would dedicate themselves to Bahamut and be reborn and rejuvenated in their prime as a servant of the Platinum Dragon. This wouldn't do though, not at all, considering she had seen mentions of Fallen Dragonborn who their new father had stripped of their mantles if they committed acts unpalatable to him or through disobedience. Misbibi slaved away for further years to alter the ritual for her own benefit and remove the clause, then a further decade and every favour owed and copper coin to her name to obtain the materials needed to perform it, the most expensive piece of the puzzle being a dragon's scale. For a day she fasted, completed the ritual and burst forth from the egg she had constructed as Dragonborn. Now a full two feet taller, in her prime and with something a bit extra between her legs, likely the result of having used a male dragon's scale.

She was clumsy in her new body and had... intrusive thoughts. Her personality had shifted somewhat, she had expected the stoicism of a devotee of Bahamut but was unprepared by a newfound joviality and desire to play tricks on others. Another side-effect of the alterations to the ritual and that damnedable scale, it seemed her thoughts were now more in line with Copper dragons. Oh well, if all went well she would have several hundred more years to sort things out, right now she needed to have some adventure in her life instead of just being beholden to books. It simply wouldn't do to squander the opportunity to live in her new (albeit still unfamiliar) form. She had heard of a some of the students daring each other to join a party out to rescue a princess from a dragon, now that would be novel - to see a dragon up close and be paid for it? Superlative. Unless someone had already completed the request during her performance of the rite, in which case she would have a peek in the more lecherous areas of Candlekeep's library to sate other thoughts she was having from the addition of a new appendage.

[Brittlby]

Name: Misbibi Donojamol

NSFW

(Censored version just in case)

Race: Dragonborn (Copper)
Class: Order of Scribes Wizard / Tempest Cleric

[PhantomPistoleer]

Hi PP,
your character already is an artificer- having two in the party wouldn't work I don't think. I'll just focus on the Halforc barbarian princess and go from there. Should be a good contrast from the other characters I think.

Aww.  You should submit what you want to play!

[Chloe Milev]

This is very interesting.  I'll be pondering my orb for what to submit.

[Laughing Hyena]

Name: Alamar Steel
Race: Human
Class: Cleric (War Domain)
Background: Soldier


Alamar originally was a combat medic in service to the Flaming Fist serving in campaigns for the protection of Baldur's Gate. During this time he would note the positive effects of his healing magic had upon amongst the fairer sex. How they respond to the touch of a healer and fascinated by this, he began walking down a much more unique path.

He studied the erotica aspect of his healing magic in his spare time and eventually his shenanigans got him kicked out of the Flaming Fist. Too distracting for the troops as it were. Undetterrd, Alamar took up the life of an adventurer to better Hone his craft and see what kind of mischief he would get into. Considering that Candlekeep is a vast library of knowledge, he figured that could be the best place to go.

With a willing participant to experiment erotica healing measures with, he intended to draft a book on the benefits of tantric healing and his experiences in interspecies romances. What better place than Candlekeep to continue his work?

[Chloe Milev]

Yevelda Manypublications

Orc Barbarian (wild magic)

The daughter of orc scholars, both of whom worked hard to overcome racial and cultural biases from both orcs and “civilized” races, as well as entrenched institutional academics vs outsider publications.  Still, as a knowledgeable wizard and cleric, they managed to persevere and find begrudging acceptance as scholars and visiting lecturers.

Yevelda, on the other hand, grew up in this academic background, but found her blood running too hot to focus on tedious studies.  In school she excelled in sports and more vapid society.  By the time she was supposed to be ready to enter a wizard circle, cleric seminary, or even bard college, she had only vaguely chosen to study “sports medicine.”  Fed up with her flighty nature that wouldn’t take advantage of the opportunities they provided, Yev’s parents sent her to Candlekeep to buckle down away from youthful distractions.  But a hot girl finds friendly distraction wherever she goes, and even Candlekeep has its less scholarly publications.

(Yevelda is your popular bimbo that has some natural talent that frustrates overbearing parents to waste.  She’d rather play rough, party and get sweaty both ways than study alone in the library.  Most of her “spells” end up hitting something while screaming “Magic!”)

Transfemale, likes boys, girls, and others.  Usually a bottom, but sometimes a girl’s got to get it wet in another cute girlfriend.  Not dumb, but into being the sporty bimbo, tough enough to take some spanking if a partner likes that.  Open to sexual experimentation, will say “That’s gross.  Let’s do it.”  She’s been to enough parties to appreciate a gangbang, usually the target.  Loves to dress fashionably, but also ironically trashy.

More orc students

Casual bimbo
In uniform
Outgrown her old uniform

[Brittlby]

Name: Alamar Steel
Race: Human
Class: Cleric (War Domain)
Background: Soldier

I like this one! For theme music, did you go Marvin Gaye’s “Sexual Healing”?