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Batman4560

#5600
June 07, 2013, 01:20:54 AM
I don't drink coffee so we would be ok.

Would you like me if I didn't lift the seat before I took a leak?
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Autumn52

#5601
June 07, 2013, 06:25:27 AM
No, I would be mad about that

Would you like me if I kissed you with coffee breath?
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Mr Bigglesworth

#5602
June 07, 2013, 08:41:25 AM
Of course!

Would you like me if I kept kissing you, making you late for work?

Batman4560

#5603
June 07, 2013, 11:52:49 PM
Yeah I would be upset, I don't know you or how you got in my house...

Would you be mad if I constantly stroked your thigh in public?
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Captain Maltese

#5604
June 14, 2013, 05:33:50 PM
Yeah. I wouldn't know if you had made it into an obsession or just a hobby.

Would you like me if I wanted to practice small stick fighting with you?





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Phoenixrisen

#5605
June 15, 2013, 07:34:50 AM
Sure, it could be fun. You'd have to bear with my ineptness though.

Would you like me if all I wanted to do was cuddle?
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Jeffrey

#5606
June 15, 2013, 07:38:55 AM
sure..

Would you like me if I took the last piece of chocolate?
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cptBacon

#5607
June 15, 2013, 12:59:19 PM
No. Absolutely not. I would seethe in passive-aggressiveness for the rest of the night.

Would you like me if I have dentures?
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Captain Maltese

#5608
June 15, 2013, 02:10:01 PM
It's not a turn on, but not a disqualifier either.

Would you like me if I offered to share my icecream cone with you?

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Sweet Chaos

#5609
June 15, 2013, 02:24:18 PM
Yes I would...

Would you like me if I gave you a foot massage?
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steele

#5610
June 15, 2013, 02:38:21 PM
I would rather a shoulder and neck massage but wouldnt turn it down...

Would you like me if i joined you in the shower ?
If you can put it off till tomorrow ..perhaps its not worth doing at all.

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Captain Maltese

#5611
June 15, 2013, 03:40:31 PM
Saving water is good, but if you drop the soap.... YOU pick it up.

Would you like me if I suggested a mountain climb for two?

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Autumn52

#5612
June 15, 2013, 03:42:36 PM
afraid I am not up to a mountain climb today.

Would you like me if I asked for a rain check on the mountain climbing and suggested sitting in a swing and drinking cold ice tea while we chat?
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Captain Maltese

#5613
June 15, 2013, 03:44:00 PM
I really like ice tea.... so yeah ;)

Would you like me if I offered a foot rub?

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ErikaWyte

#5614
July 08, 2013, 02:12:04 AM
Rub away...

Would you like me if I was on my knees?

Falstaff

#5615
July 08, 2013, 10:26:03 AM
Yes...yes I would.

If I took you for a horseback ride?

ErikaWyte

#5616
July 08, 2013, 11:28:54 AM
Only if it was bareback...

Would you like me if I left you a note the morning after?

Falstaff

#5617
July 08, 2013, 11:31:08 AM
Guess that depends on what the note says  ;)

Gave you a fresh rose?

Bruja

#5618
July 08, 2013, 11:45:23 AM
..I would adore you for that...




...if I were the most beautiful woman in the world?

ErikaWyte

#5619
July 08, 2013, 11:58:37 AM
You already are...;)

Would you like me if I had a 6 inch tongue?

Batman4560

#5620
July 08, 2013, 01:26:48 PM
Hell yeah!

Would you like me if I gave your legs slow rub downs?
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ErikaWyte

#5621
July 08, 2013, 02:01:02 PM
Depends on how high you went. ;)

Would you like me if I dressed up like a super hero?

Batman4560

#5622
July 08, 2013, 02:33:31 PM
Me? Noooo never.....but seriously yes I would.

Would you like me if I tied you up?
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ErikaWyte

#5623
July 08, 2013, 02:38:35 PM
Depends...who would rescue me?

Would you like me if I was naughty little girl who had a filthy mouth?

Batman4560

#5624
July 08, 2013, 02:51:11 PM
Yes I would.

Would you like me if I gave you a spanking for your filthy mouth?
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