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Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Chi

Quote from: ChicagoOkie on January 03, 2016, 12:16:21 PM
Granted, but they are so worn out from previous dalliances that they fall asleep immediately.

(That was bloody cruel honey haha)

Granted, but they're cheap Chinese knockoffs, an Xbone and a PZ4

I wish I had a professional grade kitchen (god I know this one's gonna be bad hahaha)
~~~ Language is my canvas, and words are my palette. Wanna finger paint?  ~~~

Stone

Granted. You have a professional grade kitchen, as graded by people who have never cooked in their entire life (aka The Miley Cyrus Foundation). Good luck cooking!

I wish life was more rotund.
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Chi

Quote from: Stone on January 03, 2016, 12:31:18 PM
Granted. You have a professional grade kitchen, as graded by people who have never cooked in their entire life (aka The Miley Cyrus Foundation). Good luck cooking!

I wish life was more rotund.

Granted, you're now 800lbs

I wish I could become invisible
~~~ Language is my canvas, and words are my palette. Wanna finger paint?  ~~~

Stone

Granted. But, that doesn't stop the admirers from hounding your porch. O8)

I wish work were more interesting for people than it is for most.
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Chi

Quote from: Stone on January 03, 2016, 12:38:45 PM
Granted. But, that doesn't stop the admirers from hounding your porch. O8)

I wish work were more interesting for people than it is for most.

haha

Granted, but now they have to fight off ravenous dingoes, buzzards and elephants that are in heat
~~~ Language is my canvas, and words are my palette. Wanna finger paint?  ~~~

Phantomhive

Chi where's your wish I now can't corrupt lol

I wish I really was a Phantomhive.
There is no hiding who you are, legacy or curse all means the same thing to a Phantomhive. He will find me and remind me of my obligations and I guess I had a good run, because I know he will find me. In the end you can't escape who you are and yet one keeps trying until  thoughts become reality.

Nazora

Granted. You are now a beehive lodged inside a stealth bomber.

I wish for phenomenal cosmic power without the itty bitty bottle.
All about what I like!

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Phantomhive

Granted but you become the phenomenal cosmic power you seek as as an ethereal entity. Live long and prosper.

I wish I was a milt trillionaire so I could help those suffering.
There is no hiding who you are, legacy or curse all means the same thing to a Phantomhive. He will find me and remind me of my obligations and I guess I had a good run, because I know he will find me. In the end you can't escape who you are and yet one keeps trying until  thoughts become reality.

Golden Spider

Granted however in your mind the only one suffering seems to be you!! you mean you dont have the new Iphone yet? and OMG that car has more than 400 miles on it!?! time for a new one.

I wish that I didnt need sleep
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JadeArwen

Granted, but every time you do get tired you have a weird twitch like you flinch or something like that will happen every time

I wish there was more time in the day to get things done.

Phantomhive

Granted, but what was it you needed to do? You forgot

I wish for a wish that granted me a granted wish.
There is no hiding who you are, legacy or curse all means the same thing to a Phantomhive. He will find me and remind me of my obligations and I guess I had a good run, because I know he will find me. In the end you can't escape who you are and yet one keeps trying until  thoughts become reality.

Golden Spider

Granted, but your granted wish was granted in a way that you wish your granted wish wasnt granted

I wish to go to the festival! (points for you if you get the reference)
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Esoteric Myobi

Granted, but your fairy godmother failed to show up so you're mistaken for the help.

I wish I could step into my own little bubble of time outside of time to relax on top of getting all my shit done.

...I want to be your wet dream, your daydream, your only distraction...
~O/O~A/A~Ideas~Cafe~
Status: Currently have my hands full running Bump in the Night. Always recruiting~!

Stone

Granted. But now that you're in that bubble, you invent ways to fill up that bubble-time. And you end up right where you started.

And you're out of bubbles.

I wish I had infinite such bubbles. O8)
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Phantomhive

Granted but.
Infinite bubbles you shall have, but little bubbles is all they had.

I wish, I  had a wish, for a wish, that could not be corrupted in anyway possible.


(Now this will be interesting lol)
There is no hiding who you are, legacy or curse all means the same thing to a Phantomhive. He will find me and remind me of my obligations and I guess I had a good run, because I know he will find me. In the end you can't escape who you are and yet one keeps trying until  thoughts become reality.

Stone

Granted. Now you have an incorruptible wish.

I wish to negate previous wish. O8)
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Phantomhive

Quote from: Stone on January 19, 2016, 03:40:50 AM
Granted. Now you have an incorruptible wish.

I wish to negate previous wish. O8)

Oh man what a conundrum seeing as the previous wish can not be corrupted in anyway and negating it would be corrupting it... What to do what to do. Oh I know. Cheeky grin

Granted but the previous wish was not the one negated so it is still incorruptible.

I wish we all had at least one wish that did not get corrupted.
There is no hiding who you are, legacy or curse all means the same thing to a Phantomhive. He will find me and remind me of my obligations and I guess I had a good run, because I know he will find me. In the end you can't escape who you are and yet one keeps trying until  thoughts become reality.

Stone

Granted. Now this thread is retroactively uncorrupted. Every wish comes true. The universe collapses under all these wishes and Kim Kardashian gets another tv show. So, not that bad. No?

I wish Kim Kardashian did not get another tv show. O8)
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Codswallop

Granted! Instead she gets a long-running series of movies and becomes a bigger 'celebrity' than she ever was before. Meanwhile, her sisters get plenty of TV shows.

I wish I were a drug dealer outside the Whiskey a Go Go nightclub during the 1970's. (Hmm... I might have just given myself a plot bunny.)

Stone

Granted. Now you have to sell to teenagers who have not yet been ruined by processed food and thus don't need very high doses for their kick. Bad business, brother.

I wish someone figures out the Fermi paradox before I die.
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Codswallop

QuoteThe first aspect of the Fermi paradox is a function of the scale or the large numbers involved: there are an estimated 200–400 billion stars in the Milky Way[17] (2–4 ×1011) and 70 sextillion (7×1022) in the observable universe.[18] Even if intelligent life occurs on only a minuscule percentage of planets around these stars, there might still be a great number of extant civilizations, and if the percentage were high enough it would produce a significant number of extant civilizations in the Milky Way. This creates the assumption that Earth is merely a typical planet.
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The second aspect of the Fermi paradox is the argument of probability: given intelligent life's ability to overcome scarcity, and its tendency to colonize new habitats, it seems possible that at least some civilizations would be technologically advanced, seek out new resources in space, and colonize their own star system and, subsequently, surrounding star systems. Since there is no conclusive evidence on Earth or elsewhere in the known universe of other intelligent life after 13.8 billion years of the universe's history, we have a conflict requiring a resolution. Some examples of possible resolutions are that intelligent life is rarer than we think, that our assumptions about the general development or behavior of intelligent species are flawed, or, more radically, that our current scientific understanding of the nature of the universe itself is quite incomplete.

Granted! The answer, however, is 42. Make of that what you will.

I wish I were a porn star before the 1980's.

Phantomhive

Granted but as your manager I get a 55% cut of all your earnings.

I wish I had someone to love me.

(This is a wish that I wish did not have to be corrupted sighs to me it is a real wish.)
There is no hiding who you are, legacy or curse all means the same thing to a Phantomhive. He will find me and remind me of my obligations and I guess I had a good run, because I know he will find me. In the end you can't escape who you are and yet one keeps trying until  thoughts become reality.

Stone

Granted, but corrupted as follows: You now have someone who only kinda sorta maybe possibly probably likes you, right.

I wish I had more money than I could ever spend. And I then burned it because that's cool.
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Phantomhive

I dont need to corrupt your wish you did just fine on your own lol

I wish that I had a decent size home I could accommodate my friends in, with at least 14 rooms yup lol.
There is no hiding who you are, legacy or curse all means the same thing to a Phantomhive. He will find me and remind me of my obligations and I guess I had a good run, because I know he will find me. In the end you can't escape who you are and yet one keeps trying until  thoughts become reality.

CottonKitty

Granted! One house with 14 tiny bedrooms and no bathrooms or a kitchen. 

I wish my cats didn't shed hair all over.