Corrupt a wish

[Inside]

Granted. Now if only you could get those mittens off to do a proper finger-snap. Bummer.

I wish my IQ would bump up by about 100 points.

[Skadii]

Granted, but you become impotent.

I wish I could do nothing all day but make love and eat yummy food.

[Inside]

Granted, but the partner of your dreams that you awaken to on this deserted little island of pleasures sheepishly let's you in on a little secret. He's gay. But, you do have a neverending feast before you.

I wish I were immune to every kind of pain.

[Haven]

Poof.  You are now immune to every kind of pain, though this was the result of nerve and brain damage, so you are also immune to pleasure.

I wish I had a personal chef.

[Snapespersephone]

granted hope you like haggis though

I wish my husband had a higher sex drive

[King Serperior]

granted hope you like haggis though

I wish my husband had a higher sex drive

You just found out that your husband has a harem now.......and you're not in it. 

I wish my vision was as good as a Hawks for the rest of my life

[Inside]

Granted. And spotting a dime 150 feet in the distance was a useful skill. Not seeing the meteor that crushed you while sleeping, not so good.

I wish I could read a thousand pages per minute.

[Skadii]

Granted, you can now read a thousand pages per minute, but you do not understand a single word.

I wish I could spin straw into gold.

[Inside]

Granted. As you acquire this talent, aliens appear and you are scooped up as their prized possession of the universe. You quickly discover good makes them horny for human flesh. Unfortunately it doesn't work in reverse.

I wish I could multitask, mentally, in a dozen directions.

[Skadii]

Granted, but with all of your multitasking, you forget how to do simple everyday tasks, like eating, and you soon persih from starvation.


I wish I could rob a bank and get away with it.

[Inside]

Granted. Silly, just how on earth did you forget the color of the getaway car? Into the back of a red Escalade you dived, forever abducted by a cult that worships the 'Grand Mushroom'. Their mushroom hat looks cute on you.

I wish I knew all human history.

[Skadii]

(You just made me laugh out loud!!!)

Granted, but you only know it for 10 minutes...then you forget it all.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Whatever your wish was, I granted it by making it disappear!  Muwhahahaha!

Now then... I wish that game review magazines would go back to their roots and actually offer unbiased game reviews (instead of 92 pages of articles and ads, and 8 pages of biased reviews based on demos only).

[seffer]

Granted. However since the people are used to the current format, the sales went down significantly. They decided to ditch the idea after issuing a single edition.

I wish movie makers would stop making superhero movies for at least 5 years.

[Krisje]

Granted as they take a break from making any kind of movies for at least 5 years

I wish I could understand, read and speak any language in the world

[Daoine Sidhe]

Actually, a five-year break from any movies would be a good thing.  I think Hollywood morons need to rethink their work.  Anyway...

Wish granted.  You go insane immediately.

I wish you weren't insane.

[seffer]

Granted. Her insanity is transfered to you.

I wish nobody would be insane, including me.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  Instead, we're all boringly normal.

I wish things were little more exciting.

[seffer]

Granted. Everyone else but you started to feel more excited.

I wish all religions disappeared from the world.

[cptBacon]

Granted. With the lack of organized religion, people start flocking to divergent scientific theory as though it were gospel. Wars break out over who's truth is correct. Life advances pretty much how it would without religion.

I wish I had a pet monkey.

[Adammair]

Granted. You have a pet monkey, who has an obsession with bananas, to the point that it leaves the peels laying around everywhere, and you can't move around without stepping on them. You slip and fall, breaking several bones, and ending up paralyzed.

I wish I had a pet rock.

[WashAutumstar]

Granted, but like with every other pet rock, eventually it runs away

I wish i had breakfast :(

[seffer]

Granted, but it was poisonous. You ended up hospitalized.

I wish you a speedy recovery.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  The recovery is so speedy that scientists are convinced Mr. WashAutumstar is an alien.  They take him to be dissected in a lab.

I wish he wasn't being dissected in a lab.

[seffer]

Granted. The dissecting equipment broke and they had to wait until the new ones arrived. Meanwhile, WashAutumnstar was put in a cell.

I wish he could get out from the scientists' lab.