Breakup with the person above you!

[MrDiamondBackJack]

I love you, but your dancing is embarrassing.  Between love and public embarrassment there is a very fine balance and you have tipped those scales away from love.

[Insanityenviesme]

Jack..you are a darling...your way with words is absolutely disarming...But the thought of being together is too alarming..So I'm shifting to Wyoming!

Good bye!

[Dahling]

They say that eyes are the window to the soul.  I tried, I really did but....if I can't see yours how will I know if anything you say is real?

[Parlabane]

You know how I said I only loved you for your mind, not your body. Well... now you're a brain in a jar, I realise how wrong I was to say that.

[KikuLei]

You're too cheap for color tv? Well it's over! I need my soap operas. We're done.

[Nico]

I guess you are too much into blood. I'm out!

[Kendra]

There was always someone coming between us ... and I was never allowed go between you two  ;D

[Rubicon]

The swirl of your tattoo hypnotizes me. While I sit entranced, street urchins steal my wallet and keys. I'm afraid the losses have become cost prohibitive, my dear, and thus must I say adi....

...adi....

...swiiiiirly....

[Kendra]

This breaks my heart more than yours... you're perfect.. too perfect for me.
I am but a shadow compared to you - you deserve someone so much more... go find her  :'(

[Drake Valentine]

I'm sorry, you just don't have the proper amount of tattoos or even piercings I am looking for in a partner. The lack of exploration to the anatomy makes me wonder of your own views of 'body art.' Sorry, but it is just not to be.

[Nico]

Dude! Your long hair always tickles my nose while sleeping! We're so done!

[Endorphin]

I just can't take it how you're always spending time with that other guy!

[Star Safyre]

I'm tired of dressing you every day.  "Button my shirt!  Zip my pants!  Tuck my shirt in!"  It's like living with a toddler!  So over it...

[Nico]

You have this stocking fetish! Not that it's bad but..I look so bad in those! ;)

[KikuLei]

I'm sorry, I thought a threeway relationship would be fun, but that other guys sweaty balls keep touching me. We're all three DONE!

[oraphi]

You drank all the strawberry syrup again?!  Now my sundae will never be complete! That's it we're through  >:(

[naryashadow]

You and those wandering eyes..... *shakes head and leaves*

[MasterMischief]

You put up this wall.  I just do not have the energy anymore to try and break through.

[KikuLei]

All you do anymore is draw penises on my friends faces when they sleep. We have to end this.

[MasterMischief]

What?  You don't like my penises?

[Autumn52]

MM I love you, you know I do. But well I cant take the fact that your art comes before me. You are a great artist and I would never stand in your way but I need to come first sometimes. I wish you the best. *blows kisses*

[TheLegionary]

Xandi, I can longer stand your narcisism! Can't you stop gazing at your beautiful face in the mirror?I know it is hard, but why don't you make an effort? Say something? Ok, I am fed up with you ignoring me! I am leaving you with my heart broken in 1,000 pieces!

[lenka]

"WHAT! you can't even LOOK at me!!! I mean what the *#^*! we are OVER!

[TheLegionary]

You behave always like that for every man you meet! I thought I had some privileges! Well, look for the other guys!

[lenka]

You pretend I am not here..a figment of your imagination...well screw you big boy! I'm outa here!