Corrupt a wish

[cptBacon]

Granted. People now eat flying cars. They are renamed "air chickens". Your wish wasn't exactly corrupted - you made the world a better place.

I wish for air bunnies.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  They are demonic and bring living Hell to Earth.  Excellent job.  You've brought about the fourth apocalypse in this thread alone.

I wish the world didn't end so often.

[Firefly]

Granted, but it continues on in a monotonous and boring fashion for all eternity

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

[seffer]

Granted. Now you'll feel depressed all the time.

I wish to be immune against all illness!

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  Your lifespan has been decreased to 22 years total.

I wish Bob had money.

[Firefly]

Granted, but hes not allowed to spend a penny of it.

I wish that schooling was free.

[seffer]

Granted, but it will only teach you kindergarten stuffs.

I wish for a non-corrupt government.

[Firefly]

Granted, but you lose all the freedoms you enjoy

I wish i could find my ipod o.o

[PhoenixPhyre]

Granted, but it was accidentally stored next to a box of magnets and lost all of its song memory.

I wish for a vacation to Ireland.

[Firefly]

Granted, but your plane crashes.

I wish for a good massage

[PhoenixPhyre]

Granted, but it turns out your masseuse has been secretly using his female clients as "test runs" in choosing a suitable mate for his 300 lb., 40-year-old son who lives in his basement.

I wish for the power to repair any broken object.

[Firefly]

granted, but you break everything unbroken that you touch, so the vicious cycle of breaking and fixing never ends

I wish I had a better job

[PhoenixPhyre]

Granted, but the job market crashes before the end of your 90 day probation and you are laid off with no benefits.

I wish I was in better shape.

[seffer]

Granted, but "better" is a relative term. You're now looked slightly better from the contestant of The Biggest Loser.

I wish for a go-anywhere-door.

[PhoenixPhyre]

Granted, but "better" is a relative term. You're now looked slightly better from the contestant of The Biggest Loser.

Hey, I'm not in that bad of shape.  :P I'm actually in decent shape, mind you. Alright, let's find a way to screw your wish..

You may have a go-anywhere door, however its default function is to dump you in the middle of the Arabian desert with no oases for a hundred miles in any direction.

I wish for all conflict in life to be avoidable.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  The lack of conflict prevents humans from evolving socially, economically, and in all other ways.  They stagnate, and become extinct.  Again.

I wish to restart the human race.

[seffer]

Granted. We're in the stone age again now!

I wish to fast forward the evolution to the time of internet.

[steele]

Granted : but since you didnt stop and clean the cache and cookies each year  it never progressed so we are still in the stone age with no task manager ...

I wish to everyone could just get along with each other ....

[cptBacon]

Granted. Everyone in the entirety of humanity stops beating each other with rocks for exactly 23 seconds. After being free of the global non-violence agreement, people returned to their old ways.

I wish to have a bronze weapon in this, the age of the stone.

[seffer]

Granted. As soon as you had it someone threw a rock to knock you out and stole the weapon.

I wish we will move from the stone age.

[steele]

Granted we are now in the ICE AGE  surprise ..surprise now we really are frozen...

I wish for the early  invention of Solar cells to thaw us out

[Sweet Chaos]

Granted solar cells have been invented to thaw us out...but now there is world-wide flooding and soil erosion.

I wish we were able to colonize Mars now...

[steele]

granted we have been fortunate enough to colonize Mars  Public Transport Fees :  Under 12 is free  12 and up  $100,000  per individual   (cash only)

I wish we could change the laws of Gravity

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  We can change them, but only to disastrous effects.

I wish the laws of gravity were back to normal.

[seffer]

Granted. The laws of gravity returned to normal, but the rest of the world was fucked so the effect was similar.

I wish for another restart for the world.