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Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Golden Spider

Granted but you will never be hungry again and just the thought of food makes you immensely ill


I wish I had an fast easy way to lose weight
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Hob

Granted, but it involves a dull ax and the loss of your limbs. 

I wish my computer was impervious to malware and hacking.

Jazra

Granted, but you can't install any software on it and it runs not much faster than molasses.

I wish the law required good looking, long legged men to wear kilts.
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Boy, “If I and a slice of pizza fall in the water, which do you save?

Girl, wipes grease off her chin, “Why'd you let my pizza fall in the water?”

Ralhend

Granted, But the magic backfires since there is no standardized definition of what is "sexy" per se.  As such you are stuck with Rowdy Roddy Piper...


I wish i had 300 million US dollars in the bank right now, all of it liquid, and tax free.

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Leodouble08

Granted, but now the police have arrested you for your possession of cartel's drug money.

I wish my workplace applied more common sense rules.

Nova Genesis

Granted, but you are the only one now with common sense enough to follow them and therefore the only worker there running the place... alone.

I wish for a breeze.

Snapespersephone

granted but it smells like farts and will not go away

I wish I was not on my period
A&A: https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=191520.new#new updated 12/24/15
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

Nova Genesis

Granted, but now you are growing excessive back, chest and facial hair.

I wish I had a better mechanic.

Snapespersephone

granted but he has BO and will only be paid in favors  ;)

I wish my cats loved me
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

Nova Genesis

*Dies laughing*
Granted but they spread the word of their devoted worship of you and now they have invited a whole community of felines across five states to join them and live with you.

I wish I had a bigger closet.

Snapespersephone

granted but now it leads to NeoNarnia and that goatman is looking at ya.

I wish my coke had my name on it
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

Nova Genesis

*Winks at the goatman and asks him if its true what they say about guys with hooves.*   ;D

Granted but as soon as it gets on there Coke sues you for stealing their recipe and labeling it with both your name and theirs.

I wish I had some magically delicious ice cream.

Snapespersephone

granted and it is delicious but for every spoonful you eat a part of you turns to ice cream and falls in the tub.

I wish my husband would let me nap too.
A&A: https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=191520.new#new updated 12/24/15
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

Nova Genesis

*Gasps*

Granted but he won't let you spoon him.

I wish the stars were aligned tonight.

Rish

Granted, but you have awakened a horror that will bring forth many deprived acts over the globe and their will be no way to stop the great evil before it has fallen into slumber once more. Luckily for you it was a evil of lust! So no one died~

I wish I had a full head of rainbow coloured hair!


Nova Genesis

Granted, but the moment you step outside you are kidnapped to replace a member of a cover band on an international tour. You have amazing adventures catering to every corner of depravity, but when you are returned home you are no longer amused by anything that ever held your interest prior to that day.

I wish I spoke fluent Italian.

Rish

Granted, but you no longer remember how to speak any other tongue. And remember a life completely differently to the one you lived up until now. One where you tasted many samples of Italian men and have a few that would do anything for you with a simple phone call. And they make you the best dishes as well!

I wish I had X-ray vision.

Nova Genesis

Granted, but it only allows you to see beneath the garments of beautiful people once and the very moment that you do you become instantly aware of their most tightly guarded secrets.

I wish I could travel in the blink of an eye.

Kiurial

Granted, but you never have any idea where you're going, and the ability leaves you so weak and drained that you can't even open your eyes for an hour afterwards.  You should be careful.

I wish I had the ability to plant thoughts into people's minds.

Rish

Granted, but they are your own thoughts instead of thoughts you wish to implant. Leading to people being able to know what you're thinking when you look at them. 

I wish my hounds(One girl one boy) were people so the two could actually help around the house instead of depending on me 24/7~

Nova Genesis

Granted. They would become a magnificent spectacle and grow instantly famous. So instead of helping around the house they would travel the world. But, they would no longer be dependent on you.

I wish I had unlimited amounts of energy.

Rish

Granted, but you are no longer able to sleep or be satisfied by only one person. Leading you to insanity and taking over a quarter of the world just to state your unlimited appetite.

I wish fictional characters found a way to enter the real world.

Nova Genesis

Granted but when they do they begin kidnapping real people to take their places and you end up cast in a soap opera.

I wish I had more time to spend with the Man of my dreams.

Hob

Granted!  The man of your dreams will be at your side far more than you imagined, taking care of you... as you lie in a coma for the rest of your life.

I wish I could switch places with my fictional characters sometimes.

Golden Spider

Granted, but like the InkHeart series you have no way to get back and you are able to get as hurt and maimed as they could


I wish that my ___ (we are like between friends and dating, is there even a word for that?) would come to me and take us out of the gap and into dating
Here are my O/Os: http://bit.ly/1HmHtRE 

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