Guilty or not guilty

Started by stormkitten, April 19, 2009, 05:59:03 PM

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MzNurse

Always guilty.  That's why women carry purses, right?


Ever made out in the movie theater?
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Greg MD

Guilty

Ever got things started during the previews, only to have your date tease you by telling you to stop and watch the movie when it started? (major annoying!)

MzNurse

*giggles* very very guilty...as the date that made him stop...

ever called a wrong number and kept talking because he/she sounded sexy?
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Greg MD

Not guilty

Ever been mistaken for the opposite sex over the phone? (ie, been called ma'am when you're a sir, or sir when you're a ma'am)

Tachi

Not guilty.

Ever had someone ask you if you were a transsexual? (Happened to my friend recently!)

MzNurse

not guilty

ever had someone mistake you for a hooker?
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The Golden Touch

Not Guilty

Ever had someone think you are old enough to be a mother (or the opposite)?

"Yesterday was the easy day."
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Greg MD

Guilty. Since I was 12 I've always looked older than I was, and my step mother has always looked far younger than she is. We've more than once been mistaken for being a couple, and my half sister has been mistaken for our child. Weird.


Have you ever been wrongfully accused of cheating?

Black Shuck

Never Wrongfully.

On a related note; have you ever engaged in a running gun-battle that started when someone called you a cheater during a "friendly" poker match, and escalated by absurd leaps and bounds?

mkkdreams

Not guilty

Have you ever been at a party and double dipped chips/crackers in the dip?

leelan

Guilty but i haven't in years lol.

Ever eaten something at someone's house but found out later it wasn't supposed to be eaten so you lied saying you didn't?
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PaleEnchantress

Guilty and usually it's my own house.

When people mention that they are "chopping nuts" do you always envision some really heavy SnM scene?
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Greg MD

Not guilty


Do you laugh out loud everytime the ShamWow infomercial guy talks about that chopping device and says "Check this out, you're gonna love my nuts"? It gets me every time...

PaleEnchantress

Guilty. It was even what made me think of the former.

have you ever turned a school report in on scented stationary paper?



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Tachi

Not guilty.

Have you ever been the one to personally scent that paper?

BaronS

Not guilty

Ever had a crush on a teacher.....and told them?
Gone Walkabout. 

Will return.

Lilias

Not guilty, on either count (I did have crushes on a couple of students, though, during my teaching years... :-[)

Ever got a crush on a teacher bad enough for non-friends to notice?
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To know the dark, go dark. Go without sight,
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and is traveled by dark feet and dark wings.
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Black Shuck

Not Guilty

Ever "crushed into" (hehe) a teachers car and wished that non-friends hadn't noticed?

PaleEnchantress

Partly guilty (i wasn't the driver thank goddess)

ever told that woman in the store with those horribly loud and misbehaving children to "shut those brats up now" or something similar?
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MzNurse

Not guilty

Ever watched somebody drop money and them not notice, and kept the money instead of returning it?
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TheVillain

Not guilty, actually. I know, surprises me too.

Ever get bit by a 3 year old in a supermarket so hard that it drew blood, so you pretended to be HIV+ to teach the brat and their parents a lesson? (This I have done.)
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Greg MD

Quote from: TheVillain on July 03, 2009, 12:47:49 PM
Not guilty, actually. I know, surprises me too.

Ever get bit by a 3 year old in a supermarket so hard that it drew blood, so you pretended to be HIV+ to teach the brat and their parents a lesson? (This I have done.)

Dude! You friggin rock!


Ever had a young kid randomly cry when they were near you, and the parents accuse you of doing something to provoke the kid?

Keala Mensha Khaine

Not guilty

"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty." ~ Inquisitor Lord Karamazov


Ever plead not guilty when you were actually guilty? :)

LittleNekodemon

not gulty

ever like  your  bf's best friend more than  the guy you where dating?
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PaleEnchantress

Guilty

Ever liked your boyfriend more then the guy you were dating?
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