Last Poster Wins

[Boatman]

No, I won't have you beg. Arise and stand tall.
It is simply as fact that as my post follows yours, it is closer to the win.

[Anesa]

Oh wait..what is this? *Looks inside her bra* Oh, it's the win!

[MiraMirror]

And then I jumped in to compete for the win!
A new challenger has arrived!

[Blythe]

*puts on a stealth cloak, sneaks in, and makes off with the win!*

[Boatman]

Turns on vacuum cleaner which lifts stealth cloak and sucks out...
discarded....
and also the Win.

[MiraMirror]

*Pats a dog on the head and receives the win as a thank-you gift for being nice*

Le win!

[Rhedyn]

~snags the win while giggling like a maniac~

[Bamagirl]

And I will get back to my winning ways.

[Boatman]

But not yet, clearly.

[Anesa]

Takes his hat AND the WIN!


(Sorry, but my cowgirl hat has gone missing and I feel naked without it!)

[Boatman]

Elastic returns hat ..... Boinggggg.... And look win inside :-)

[Anesa]

Hat or no hat, I'm still the WINNER!

Chants, "Winner winner, chicken dinner!"  :P

[Boatman]

You have your lovely chicken dinner. Here's chips to go with it. I'll just take that Win out of your way...

[Anesa]

Mmmm...chips!  BBQ even!  *Digs around in the bag!*  Ohh look!  The WIN!!!! 

[Boatman]

You've got the win all sticky.
Phew that's the old one...

[Anesa]

No, I think not.  Chip? 

[Boatman]

Don't mind if I do. Beer?

[Anesa]

Sound great!  Ya know, you're a pretty nice fella even when you lose the WIN!  ;)

*Winks and grins as she takes a healthy swig*

[Boatman]

Thanks, you're quite cute too, particularly those...
Eyes. In fact, I bought you something..
A surprise.
No peeping now.
*runs off with win*

[Anesa]

*Growls!*

Whistles for her horse (Clyde) and mounts up, spurring and whipping him into a frenzy as they take off after the rascally boatman!  Catching up to him, she ropes him and hog ties him before easily taking the win from his pocket. 

Leans in close, a twinkle of mischief glinting in her blue eyes.  "Don't ever underestimate the cowgirl!"  Smiles, tucking the WIN in her boot before mounting back up on Clyde and riding off into the sunset!


THE END.

[Boatman]

Sighs.
Reaches for seaman's knife in boot and slits rope with fancy wrist action. Expertly re-weaves strands into a a fishing line.
Attaches hook. Looks in pouch.  Hmm, this weight will do.
Slings line...
It arcs quite beautifully... And hooks cowgirl's bra strap.
The tension builds.
Thwack....cowgirl (and win) retrieved into boatman's strong arms.
Looks down at beautiful whimpering girl with his sea blue eyes.
Plants tiny kiss on her sweet brow and then drops her in wake.
Waves at bobbing head with flowing hair.
"Bye cowgirl... Must do it again sometime."
Credits roll.

[Anesa]

Pouts and waves...  You win. (For now!)   Goodnight!  ;)

:P

[Boatman]

Etches Camille's name on list of previous winners.
Looks over side to see how tide is doing ... Nearly time to cast off.
Good morning to you too.

[Rhedyn]

~snags the win all for herself~

[Boatman]

Switches on electromagnet which Rhed's chain finds irresistibly attractive.
Lifts win as she zips past. Tips hat. "Don't hang around too long ma'am."